Scratch And Win 1,000 Dollars!

Hey friends it's Oz here for a scratchy edition of The Oz Files. Today Leah has chosen to delve into the topic of scratch tickets. The topic is what would I do if I won 1,000 dollars on a scratcher from a grocery store? First of all I would never win 1,000 dollars because I don't buy those damn scam I mean scratch tickets. However if I did buy a scratch ticket I would still lose but I've seen John Perkins win some money with scratch tickets were talking like 5 bucks nothing big. A former co-worker of ours won 250,000 in the mega millions that's amazing and wow so awesome. I guess you have to buy the tickets to get a chance at some dough! Now that I have filled this blog with a bunch of BS but all true facts none have been fabricated. So I buy a scratcher and I'm like okay let's take a whirl at this load of crap they call legal gambling. I scratch my head first then the scratcher and to my surprise it says congratulations you have one $1,000! I don't know what to say I think an accident may have happened who knows? So I cash my ticket for 1,000 and I'd do the local press blah blah blah then I'd be thinking of what I would do with the 1,000 dollars. I think I'd have a nice party invite only you gotta be a VIP a really good friend of Oz or a family member that I want to come. I"m afraid that people who wear the flannel don't get the invite sad sad sad! The party would be off the hook memories of Halloween Party 2008 wow now that was a fun time or was it 2007 I don't know but wow Uncle Fester was a hit! Ha HA anyways those are the Oz's thoughts on this whole subject they call scam tickets or scratch tickers or in Leah's words scratchers! What do you think of all this mayhem? Well until next time may the Oz always be with you so long!

The Ozzie And Friends Zoo!

Hey friends it's Oz here for a zoo edition of The Oz Files. Leah is back in the game and tonight's topic is going to deal with zoo and zoo animals and things. If I could open a zoo what kinds of animals and exhibits would I have? Are there any specific animals that I would not have in my zoo? Where would this zoo be located in Spokane or any other city? How much would I charge for admission? What would be the name of this amazing zoo? Wow we got a lot of questions to answer tonight and let's get started! If I could open a zoo what kinds of animals and exhibits would I have? Well I would want to have some good monkeys because I love how they swing from the trees and they are such intellectual beings. They also love bananas and I like ripe ones so I guess that's pretty nice. I would also like to have some brown bears because I like those animals. I would also like to have some pigs and sheep because the kids like them and it's all about the kids. I think I'd like to have some birds flying around in the zoo. Finally I'd like to have a lot of big fish swimming around in a huge aquarium. I'd like to have other animals but that could take awhile. The exhibits I would have would be the monkey Olympics! The would be competing in all different events such as banana eating contests and there would be wrestling matches see which monkey wins that would be very entertaining. I'd have a petting part of the zoo for the pigs and sheep because the kids would so love it! The bears would roam in a certain part of the zoo naturally and they would be runway models they would look so good! The fish would be in an aquarium where everyone could see these amazing creatures. Moving on to the next question, would there be any specific animals that I would not have in my zoo? Yes I would not want or need any skunks in my zoo because they smell when they spray and I think I would lose business and the other animals wouldn't be able to survive the odorous smells. I don't think I'd want a porcupine because they are dangerous when they throw those needles at you this could cause huge lawsuits. I think those are the two animals that I would not want but I'm sure they have great families and friends. Where would the zoo be located? I think I'll throw a bone out to Bakersfield, California because I'm sure they don't have a zoo so Oz is proud to step up to the plate and take a chance on BAKO and provide them an amazing zoo. How much would I charge admission to get into my zoo? I'd charge 5.00 for the kids ages 2-17 and charge 8.00 for ages 18-54 then for those senior citizens they get in for 3.00 because they need to save money to buy flannel! Ha and the last question is what would be the the name of this amazing zoo? The name of the zoo would be The Ozzie And Friends Zoo! Well these are the zoo thoughts wow so amazing! What do you think of the zoo questions? Well until next time may the Oz always be with you so long!

Cowabunga Dude!

Hey friends it's Oz here for a Cowabunga edition of The Oz Files. Tonight's topic is gonna be so epic! I have decided to go back to my younger years and talk about the ultimate cult classic the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. What makes these guys kick ass? What do I think of April O'Neil? What do I think of Splinter? Who is my favorite turtle and why? Finally what is my favorite turtles movie and why? Let me start off my saying is as a kid of the 90's I had all the great turtles gear. I had all the turtle action figures, video games, bowls, plates, cups and the utensils, lunchboxes, underwear and so so much more ha! I always watched the turtles cartoons as a kid and I would always watch the turtles movies 1 2 and 3 amazing stuff people. Okay so let's get started with these questions. Question numero uno, What makes these guys kick ass? This is a simple question with a complex answer. The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are amazing becuase they started as small baby turtles and they got contacted by the OOZE and they grow to these EPIC martial art badass crime fighting turtles. They always beat down the clan and I got six words for ya, Man I love being a turtle! Also they love pizza and as do I so this all makes sense they are amazing! The next question is what do I think of April O'Neil? I think April O'Neil is freaking fantastic. She's such a sexy news reporter and she kicks it with the dudes in green! At first she's afraid of these boyz but they grown on her and they become BFF's! She's always a key cog in the crime fighting inside oh yes she's an intrigal part in this whole saga. What do I think of Splinter? Splinter is the father figure to these young turtles and is master sensei. He's very good at the mental approach to the martial arts. He has his funny moments. One of my favorite moments of splinter is when he goes Hey I made a funny he he he cowabunga dude! Such epic moments from Master Splinter gotta love the rat! Who is my favorite turtle and why? Leonardo is a pretty funny dude he's the leader of the pack and he's so serious at times but he cracks me up but he is not my choice. Donatello another guy he uses the BOW he's pretty kick ass but nope he's not the choice. Raphael is a pretty kick ass dude and he goes HEY LEO in his New York accent it's quite epic. He has a bit of an attitude problem so he's not the choice. So the choice is simple my favorite turtle hands down is Michelangelo. He's got the nunchuck action going and he's got a nice sense of humor he's a huge smartass hmmm remind you of anyone? He's the guy who gets the pizza and he delivers the no tip policy when your one minute late so so good! Finally what is my favorite turtles movie and why? My favorite turtles movie is Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2 The Secret Of The Ooze. This one is my favorite because the Turtles kick the clans ass they take on these two freak like creatures made by the ooze because of a kidnapped scientist. They rock out to Go Turtles Go Turtles Go Turtles GO GO GO! Amazing song gotta check it out and they take down the shredder for the last time and it was sweet revenge. I love April's look in this film a sexier look indeed and love the kid Kenji in this movie. A pizza delivery boy who is great in martial arts and it's a great tale one the whole family can enjoy. Leah loves the turtles I know this to be true unlike the milk which i kinda fibbed ha ha! What do you think of the turtles? Well until next time may the Oz always be with you so long!

Bugs Bunny VS Snoopy

Hey friends it's Oz here for a fight club edition of The Oz Files. I was trying to think of a topic quite a bit today but I finally got one while sitting in this great swivel chair. I have chosen to take a Leah angle sometimes she throws out those who would win a fight between this or that and I have decided to take the road less traveled. So tonights topic is who would win a fight between Bugs Bunny and Snoopy? This is a great match up both evenly matched and both have straights and weaknesses. I love them both so this could be one heck of a battle. So Bugs Bunny has the advantage with the height the kids a beast. Snoopy on the other hand isn't a tall dog but he has the heart of a lion and a heart of gold. Bugs Bunny does like his carrots which means he loves carrot cake and carrot cake is thee best yes sir! Snoopy on the other hand loves dog food and grass so I guess that might go against him in this case. Snoopy has been known to fly on occasion the red baron flies again yes sir! Bugs Bunny hasn't been one to fly but he is a quick critter. He has to be fast because he's always prancing across Warner Brothers avoiding Elmer Fudd! Snoopy has no catch phrases but Bugs Bunny has one of the classic catch phrases of man kind and it's "What's Up DOC?" Snoopy doesn't have any love interests but Bugs Bunny is a playboy he's got Babs on the side, two words ME OW! So the two combatants step into the squared circle AKA the Ring! In one corner we got Bugs Bunny he's got Babs in his corner and in the other corner we got snoopy and Charlie Brown is in his corner. Snoopy gets the upper hand early by biting Bugs Bunny's ankles and he's hopping in pain. Bugs comes back with a swift kick in the rear and snoopy goes flying. Snoopy starts to whimper but that was his game plan and once Bugs kneels down snoopy pounces on Bugs and starts punching him in the face! Bugs think it's time for a carrot and he's energized with the What's Up Doc! When Snoopy hears this he is in awe and doesn't know what to do so Babs kicks Charlie Brown in the face with sweet chin music on the outside. As Bugs sees this he runs towards Snoopy and gives him a killer close line. Bugs covers snoopy and the 1 2 3 ding ding ding! Bugs Bunny beats Snoopy in a valiant effort of the battle of wills! At the end of the match Snoopy and Bugs Bunny hugged and shook hands in mutual respect and Charlie Brown was still knocked out he saw stars and Babs was batting her eyes at the Bugs! So you know how that goes! Wow what a great blog what do you think of this great battle? Well until next time may the Oz always be with you so long!

Sports Mascots Are Amazing!

Hey friends it's Oz here again for a mascot edition of The Oz Files. I have come up with a genius animal themed blog. I have chosen to go to the sports world and discuss what are the best MLB mascots that have an animal theme? I would go into the other sports but we would be here all day. So we start with the American League teams and will touch base with all the teams that have an animal for a mascot OK here we go! We start off our trek out on the east coast down to Baltimore Maryland the home of the Baltimore Orioles. I think when you have an oriole for a mascot I think you lose a lot of man points because an oriole is a little bird and it's kind of a weak bird and it needs to get out of the O zone! We proceed to the Midwest in lovely Detroit Michigan. The home of the Detroit Tigers and a tiger is a pretty damn good mascot. He's got the nasty growl and strikes fears into the opponents so be jealous. We head to the west coast to the wonderful Seattle Washington home of the Seattle Mariners. The mascot is the mariners but they have the Mariners Moose and the guy is epic. He goes around the country putting on great shows for all the fans and one day I guarantee you he will be in the mascot hall of fame and yes there is one. The moose is so so good he drinks his milk unlike Leah! We now head out to Tampa Florida home of the RAYS. Having a sting ray as your mascot that is pretty cool because it can sting it's prey and put them down with shame. The Rays can swim and they are ever so elusive. We visit our last AL city and that is way up in Toronto OH Canada the home of the Toronto Bluejays. Once again a bird that is not a hawk or vulture or a raven isn't all that and a bag of chips. So a blue jay would lose in a battle again all animals may have a chance with the Oriole oh boy! Now we head to the NL and back to the west coast representing! We head down to Phoenix Arizona the home of the Arizona Diamondbacks. A diamondback is basically a bad ass rattlesnake. A snake strikes fears in the eyes of men and women and children! When you hear the rattling of the snake you stop drop and roll enough said! We are back in the Midwest landing in Chicago Illinois. Home of the Chicago Cubs they have a bear as a mascot. That's pretty cool however a cub is a baby bear so it's not that great. If a big bear locked eyes with the cub bear I don't want to think what would happen but the cubs gotta love em the lovable losers. Our adventures lead us to Miami Florida the home of the Florida Marlins. The Marlin is a huge fish with a pointy nose to fend off predators. I think the marlin could be one of the bad ass fish around. When an opponent comes along all he has to do is stab them in the face! Watch out for the corn hole bud! Our last destination lands us in the Midwest once again in St. Louis Missouri the home of the St. Louis Cardinals. Once again another bird but a cardinal isn't such a bad bird to be I can assure you it can beat the ass out of a blue jay and an oriole on a 2 on 1 handicap match. The reason being the cardinals are just amazing! Well what do you think of this mascot chatter? Well until next time may the Oz always be with you so long!

It's Time To Do The Safari Dance!

Hey friends it's Oz here for a Safari edition of The Oz Files. Sorry for the delay in blogs fell asleep last night so I sorta did not want to get on the computer at 1130 but anyways we are back for another double dip. Leah says that today's blog is going to be on the African Safari animals. She says Zebras, hippos, giraffes, gazelles, rhinos, lions, hyenas, warthogs and meerkats those are fun animals. I will start of by saying that I don't know much about these animals but I'm gonna do the best I can do a little opinion on each animal then put it all together with a nice bow. So the animals of the Safari oh what a great collection of animals and some top tier athletes. Let's start of with the Zebra what is a zebra? Looks like a horse with black and white stripes that's how I take it. What does it I'm guess some meat and some grass and it's sad to see them die when lions prowl on them that's why I avoid those shows at all times so sad but you know that's how it is in the wild only the ELITE survive! Next on the docket we got hippos really what is a hippo? A hippos is an animal that is big and resides in the lovely thing they call water. I don't know what they eat probably stuff in the water just a guess. I don't think you want to get too close to a hippo. I'd like to say I am a huge fan of the game hungry hungry hippos any challengers? Next to the plate are the lovable Giraffes and I'm not sure what to make of this creature. It's so tall and skinny it reminds me a lot of Shaq O'neal or Yao Ming it's YAO not YO it's YAO! Those are my thoughts on the Giraffe it doesn't do a lot for me. Next up are the meek creature they call a gazelle. Gazelles are usually seen prancing in the wild and then an animal comes along and pounces on them and devours them once again not something I like to see. I am sure gazelles get there fare share of food too! I think Gazelles should do ballet because they are so graceful. What's the buzz about the rhinos? Rhinos are kind of like a hybrid sort of like half dino half freakish animal. I guess they like to use there heads to throw down like they were in China Town in NYC! Lions and tigers and bears OH MY! Yes now we talk about the lions and no not the win less 0-16 Detroit Lions bit shout out to the big D. Lions are one of the most feared animals in the safari kingdom. Whenever I see a lion it's prowling and prancing on defenseless animals. My favorite lion is the cowardly lion from The Wizard Of Oz the NOIVE! Hyenas are known for laughing wildly and Leah's laugh reminds me of such sounds and it's fantastic! Ha HA um so there ya go those are my thoughts on the wonderful Hyenas. What are warthogs/ I have no idea so let's move on maybe the spread the warts around it's the gift that keeps on giving. Finally what about meerkats? Don't know what a meerkat is so I guess that explains how relevant they are to my rank of food chain animals. These are the thoughts of the great and powerful wizard of Oz WHO ARE YOU? What are your thoughts on the safari animal kingdom? Well until next time may the Oz always be with you so long!

A Man's Best Friend!

Hey friends it's Oz here for a doggy edition of The Oz Files. Today's topic was inspired by one Erich Michael Miller. He has another topic on tap but he has to get his questions set to do this topic stay tuned. For today's blog the topic is about dogs. Question one Why are dogs a man's best friend? Would you let your best friend take a crap on your living room floor? Would you have your best friend spade or neutered? Do we really know what lassie was saying? So to answer the first question why is a dog considered a man's best friend? I think it's branded this way because men loves sports and they need a companion to join them in there satisfaction. Dogs are a man's best friend because his other friends have dogs too. Women's best friend are diamonds so there ya go folks! Question number two would I let my best friend take a crap on the living room floor? The answer is a resounding hell to the no. Unless they want to clean that crap up literally and pay for carpet cleaning. Whatever they do is none of my business accept your not taking a crap on the freaking floor! Question number three would I have them spade or neutered? Yes because I don't want to see anymore of them running around now that would be a scary sight. Finally question four do we know what lassie said? I don't think we can really tap into the dog language. However I think Lassie RIP was a great show and a great dog because she loved her Timmy! What do you think of the dog subject? Well until next time may the Oz always be with you so long!

A Cat Story For All Ages!

Hey friends it's Oz here for a cat story edition of The Oz Files. This weeks blog theme is none other than the great animal kingdom. Today's blog topic may take us back to elementary school the good ole days can ya dig? So Leah and her mickey mouse ears hat came up with the topic tonight. I come home from work and my cats start talking to moi. How surprising would that be? What would I talk about with my cats? Would I try to make my cats famous? Oz walks through the door and he sees his two cats jazzy and pistol and usually he sees them meowing endlessly however this night was not like all other nights. When Oz sat down to watch Sportscenter the cats starting to talk in a language that even Oz could comprehend. It wasn't southern drawl and it wasn't prepaid talk it was none other than the English language. They were saying Ozzie why do you always chase around the house? My reaction was jaw dropping and a little confused to see why these cats found the inner power to talk like humans. I told them because I like to scare them and make them get a good workout. How surprising would it be to hear cats talking to you like real people? First off I would wonder how on God's green earth did this happen? Also, why did they choose this day to start talking to me and is this a temporary thing or is this miraculous sign a permanent thing. What would I talk to my cats about? First off I'd talk to Pistol and ask him why he keeps pooping on the floor? He's been doing this for the past few years and he has been potty trained he's an old cat. We would also talk about if he enjoys it when I pull on his tail once in a while and why does he meow constantly? As for Jazzy the cute younger one I would ask her why she meows for no reason? Also why does she play in the cat litter? Would I make my cats famous? Hmm I'd probably put them on Youtube and then get national press coming my way for these amazing cats. Then I'd hit the road and these cats would go on the road and go on a comedy tour and then a music tour. That's right dudes and dudets they are multi talented they can do stand up comedy and they can sing like there owner! So there ya have it these are the thoughts of Oz on the cats. What do you think of these cats? Well until next time may the Oz always be with you so long!

Leftovers A Plenty!

Hey friends it's Oz here for a leftovers edition of The Oz Files! Today is the last day of the food themed week so I'm going with none other than leftovers. What are the best leftovers to devour and partake? How long is too long before leftovers have to go to the garbage disposal in the sky? What are some of the worst leftovers to devour and partake? How many days of the same leftovers can be tolerated? Finally would you ever mix leftovers with fresh food? For starters how great are leftovers? Seriously leftovers are amazing because you can eat the night before and if you get full you don't have to throw food away you can just save it and have more the next couple days. It's a food saver some people are make the world green and I'm like um save me some food it's called food conservation. In my opinion the best leftovers without a shadow of a doubt is leftover turkey from Thanksgiving. You can make turkey sandwiches, use the turkey for soup or enjoy turkey in it's natural form. Is there really any bad leftovers? The answer is yes there is some pizza that isn't good after the first day. Example the panormous pizza from pizza hut is only good for a few hours then it goes Stale and I usually get sick so I don't have the pizza after 1 day of ordering so you better down that pizza down on that first day or else your in for a torcher chamber. How many days are leftovers good for? It all depends what the food is but in most cases a good rule of thumb is no longer than three days. If you go over the three day mark then you might be in trouble. Finally can you really combine leftovers with fresh food? Well I'm sure you can but my take on it is don't do it because you might ruin the chemistry with the old and the young. Well these are my thoughts and concerns on leftovers! What do you think about leftovers? Well until next time may the Oz always be with you so long!

Good Morning Time For Breakfast!

Hey friends it's Oz here for a breakfast edition of The Oz Files. Today's blog topic was thunk buy a lady at work Evangeline Johnson and today's topic is going to discuss breakfast food. What is my favorite breakfast foods? What are my not so favorite breakfast foods? What do I love to drink for breakfast? Do I like my breakfast hot or cold? Finally what is the best place to go for a good breakfast? Breakfast is probably the most important meal of the day and a lot of people including myself forget to have breakfast. Yes I know it's a sad day in the land of Oz and let's turn those frowns upside down lock it in people! One of my favorite breakfast food has to be pancakes wow who doesn't love pancakes? I love them with or without syrup because the taste of pancakes gives me a warm fuzzy feeling inside my soul. I love the IHOP butterscotch pancakes they are sooooooooooooo EPIC. I also enjoy some good oatmeal and also waffles are definitely a delectable delight. Cereal is pretty good love rice krispies and finally I also love biscuits and gravy what a great combo! I think some not so groovy breakfast foods are peaches, apples for the most part and apple sauce is like BLAH! What do I drink for breakfast? My all time favorite thing to drink for breakfast is the good ole fashion OJ the orange juice reigns supreme milk is good too! I prefer my breakfast to be a hot one but cold breakfast is good in moderation. Finally the best place to go for breakfast is down to IHOP or Denny's yes you can't go wrong with either one. What do you think about breakfast? Well until next time may the Oz always be with you so long!

Gotta Love The BBQ!

Hey friends it's Oz here for a BBQ edition of The Oz Files. Summer time is just around the corner and one of the great American traditions is about to happen all across this great nation. What is this great tradition? It's BBQ a little BBQ never hurt anyone and I will be talking about some great BBQ delights. What are my favorite BBQ treats? What are my least favorite BBQ treats? What's good to drink at a BBQ? What sort of activities do I enjoy at a good ole fashion BBQ? Finally what are my thoughts on BBQ sauce? BBQ is huge down in the south and from what I hear they do a damn good job at the BBQ prowess. I think what they do down south is the BBQ ribs with smothering of BBQ sauce and probably lots of chicken and beer. What are Oz's favorite BBQ tasty treats? My all time favorite BBQ food is a nice double cheeseburger with all the fixings minus the tomato. The taste of a BBQ hamburger is something to savor I think it's what they call BBQ divinity. I also like BBQ hot dogs wow those are sooo goood and very juicy. Just put some mustard, relish and onions and hold the ketchup and sauerkraut. I really enjoy the solid chips that are always showing up at BBQ. What are some BBQ treats I do not like as much? Well BBQ chicken isn't on the top of the list but if it's on a plate I'll eat it and I'll devour. It's pretty good but it can't beat the above tasty treats. Without a doubt the most hated loathed BBQ food is potato salad. Yuck that stuff makes me yack so my family tries to tease me with the potato salad yuck yuck and yuck! While your eating at the BBQ I think you may grow thirsty. I tend to enjoy the kooloaid and lemonade at a BBQ. Some people like beer and other drinks but you can't go wrong with lemonade and koolaid! A good BBQ has some fun activities and I will share my favorite activities. I really enjoy playing volleyball at a nice BBQ when I play the volleyball at a BBQ the competitive juices get flowing ya dig! I also love hitting the birdie around in a circle with badminton racquet's that's always a good time at my aunts house! Played in the rain for several hours at the Easter BBQ party wow that was such an epic time! What are my thoughts of BBQ sauce. It's simple I don't like it and I don't care for it which is the same thing. I think the taste of BBQ sauce is foul but many people love it more power to ya! I do have a story to tell about a BBQ years ago in good ole Rockford Washington USA. We were having a BBQ and I go make my hamburger and get everything on the bun. I go sit down and look down at my pathetic plate and I realize I forgot to grab the most important part and that was the hamburger! Wow I really got razzed about that but that was a fun time in my life. What are your thoughts on BBQ? Well until next time may the Oz always be with you so long!

Let's Go To The Fair!

Hey friends it's Oz here for a fair edition of The Oz Files. So today's topic was chosen through twitter tweet tweet. Oz just asks what food blog do you want to see @lynziloo replies fair food so yes we are doing fair food today. So today's blog is going to cover food at the fair, What is my favorite fair food? What is the worst fair food? What is my favorite beverage at the fair? What is my favorite thing about the fair a little off topic yep? Finally what do I think of the prices of fair food? Every year families across this great nation gather to the county and state fairs. You have the rides, entertainment oh and my favorite the FOOD! There are several food venues at the fair. You can basically get any food you want you ask and you shall receive. I like the pizza, Chinese, elephant ears, funnel cakes, subway and the list goes on and on. I almost broke out in song with the lamb chop play a long song it's the song that never ends! Ha, well to answer the first question what is my favorite food of the fair? The answer is simple friends the one the only strawberry funnel cake. This isn't a debate this is the truth that Oz has sent down to this blog universe. A funnel cake powdered sugar, fresh strawberries, whip cream ohhhhhhhhh so tasty! I had two of them in the same day what a rush that was! Can there actually be a bad tasting food of the fair? I don't think so there are different strokes for different folks a shout out to Gary Coleman whatchya talkin about lews! What is my favorite beverage of the fair? That's an easy one the bottomless lemonade oh my goodness way too solid for my own good. What is my favorite part about the fair? I think my favorite part of the fair is eating the great food and watching the terrible bands perform! I don't think they know they are way off tune. What do I think of the prices of food at the fair? The food is reasonably prices and you get bang for your buck. The food is tasty and so is the "scenery" lots of good grade A "talent"! Well I haven't been to the fair in awhile but I'm sure the food rivals Pig Out At The Park so that's what I went by. What do you think of food of the fair? Well until next time may the Oz always be with you so long!

Save Room For Dessert!

Hey friends it's Oz here for a dessert edition of The Oz Files. So now it's time for round two of the The Oz Files food edition. So this blog will be talking about our favorite part of every meal dessert. Why is dessert so amazingly sweet? What is my favorite dessert of all time? Are there any desserts that I do not like and if so why? What is the best kind of dessert? Finally what is the best place for dessert in town? Ok, why is dessert so amazingly sweet? Well first of all dessert in general is a sweet treat so that's makes logical sense. Any type of dessert is good for the soul. We got pies, cakes, brownies, cupcakes, ice cream and so many more. The other reason why dessert is so sweet is that you can enjoy it then regret it later when you tip the scales. What is my favorite dessert? Well this is a very tough call but I'm gonna go with the carrot cake from Swinging Doors. The piece they gives you covers the plate and Oz once again demolishes and conquers. I love pie of all kinds and ice cream, cakes and brownies and all the American classics. Can there really be a dessert that Oz doesn't like? I think we have an answer, the answer is yes and I have to say that the dessert I most despise is apple pie. Um I like apples sometimes but having apples in pie is definitely not a good combination. The taste is foul and it's uncalled for and I don't think I have to stand for this. It might be un American but that's how I roll peeps! The best kinds of desserts is pie and cake enough said! The best place for desserts in town drum roll please... Red Robin or The Peacock Lounge at the Davenport Hotel. Mile high sundae cake whatever it's called is really really good at the Robin. The huge sundae at the Davenport is quite tasty yummmers! Well these are my thoughts on dessert what are your thoughts? Well until next time may the Oz always be with you so long!

Seafood A Plenty!

Hey friends it's Oz here for a seafood edition of The Oz Files. So sorry that I wasn't able to do a blog last night because Leah has to work til 11:45 PM next 2 weeks and was sprung on me at 11:45 PM last night so yeeeeeeeeeah! So what we're going to do is two theme weeks and I'll do my own topics of these themes. So I'll be doing two blogs tonight. Tonight's topic is why is seafood so good? What is my favorite seafood dish? What is my least favorite? What is my favorite seafood establishment? Finally how do I rate seafood in the chain of command in food loving? So to answer the first question, why is seafood so good? I'd like to think that seafood is so delectable and delightful. The taste of many food of the sea is very juicy and full of meat. You can dip some food in some sauces which make the food that much better. I would also like to add seafood is so good because the food is caught in the oceans and fairly fresh. What is my favorite seafood dish? I know you are all on the edge of your seats for the answer to this mind blowing question. The answer without a doubt is shrimp. I'll eat any kind of shrimp you throw in front of me. I'll eat popcorn shrimp, breaded shrimp, coconut shrimp, shrimp cocktails whatever it is I'll demolish and conquer. I like other seafood but I L-O-V-E SHRIMP SHRIMP SHRIMP HIP HIP HURRAY HIP HIP HURRAY! Ok, my least favorite food of the sea without a shadow of a doubt has to be muscles. These are the worst tasting food of man freaking kind. Well let me rephrase peaches, rice, potato salad and tomatoes are at the top of the YUCK list! My favorite seafood establishment is Red Lobster I mean you can't go wrong. They have the best bread there and oh my goodness they got live crabs floating in a tank poor souls! On a side note the Scratch Restaurant across the street from the Fox Theatre in downtown Spokane is quite good. It's not strictly seafood it has a wide variety of food selections. The hot pot has sausage, peppers, huge scallops, huge SHRIMP and so much more it's just freaking amazing! Finally I would put seafood in the top 3 of my food genres. I'm an American so American food is at the 1 slit then I'd go with Chinese then seafood at the 3 slot. I love food and seafood is very very tasty. What do you guys think of seafood? Well until next time may the Oz always be with you so long!

The Farmer And The Dale!

Hey friends it's Oz here for a farming edition of The Oz Files. Tonight's blog is going to be about the art of farming. Leah says, Ok farms if you had a farm, what kind of farm would it be? What crops would you have? Would you have any animals? And last of all would you be a farmer that does most of the work or would you hire lots of workers? Howdy cowboys and cowgirls it's farmer Oz here giddy up! What kind of farm would I have? Hmm, I would have a dairy farm because I love milk and milk does a body good babe! The crops on the dairy farm would be hay, alfalfa and corn. These crops are fed to the cows to get healthy and milk produced for the masses. Yes I would have animals of course I'd have a lot of cows because you need them to sell to other farmers and also we need to make the milk. Finally to answer the last question would I do most of the work or would I hire farm hands? That's an easy one for me I'd hire farm hands actually I'd only hire one farm hand and her name is Leah Stafford. I think she would enjoy the squeezing of the utters very satisfying! Ha Ha um yeah so I hear she likes milk so she might as well do all the milk producing you never know she may put her mouth by the utter and drink it like from a sprinkler but it's from the cow itself hahaha! Well these are my thoughts on farming and yes I am not a country boy just a city boy talking about farming to the best of my God given abilities. Well what would you do on a farm and so forth? Well until next time may the Oz always be with you so long!

The Big 100!

Hey friends it's Oz here for a 100Th edition of The Oz Files. Folks today is a special day here at The Oz Files because today is the 100Th edition of The Oz Files. I'd like to thank all the peeps out there for supporting this great outlet of media networking. I hope you all have enjoyed the amazing blogs and hope that you keep enjoying them The Oz Files will be a stronghold for a very long time. People love it and you can't let down the peeps! As long as cell phones are around and text messaging is around The Oz Files will be gelling are you gelling? I am so gelling baby and if your not gelling you gotta get gelling. Ok so to the topic of the big blog topic for episode 100 is as follows. In honor of the 100Th blog our topic deals with the number 100. You wake up from a nap, and find you are exactly 100 years in the past! What would your initial reaction be? What would you find most interesting? What would you have problems living without? Since you will be stuck in the past for the remainder of your life, what career would you pursue? I actually just woke up from a deep sleep so this is quite ironic. I wake up I'm back in May 16, 1909 wow flashes of Back To The Future and the Delorian. Great Scotts! Oh wait where is Marty and DOC they aren't here it's just Oz trapped in 1909. My initial reaction is wow how did I get here and where is my cell phone? I am curious where will I be living and who are my friends and family? Yes my friends and family are also back in 1909 it was a huge epidemic. The thing I wold find most interesting about May 1909 would be the lack of development in the city. The old time fashion sense was something to be desired. The men with the old throw back ties and suits and big brimmed hats. The women with the long flowing dresses and bonnet hats and don't forget the fancy gloves good for any occasion. What would I have problems living without? The thing I would miss most would have to be the kick ass amazing G1 phone that does it all. Would I be stuck in 1909 without a cell phone? The answer is a resounding yes because there is a huge lack of technology. I'd also miss Gonzaga basketball wow it's been real and good luck to the Zags and also I would miss Sportscenter and WWE never miss any of those shows! Finally we move to the last part of this loaded 100Th edition of The Oz Files. What career would I pursue because I'll be stuck in the old days of 1909 and beyond. However the 2000's won't be seen again and that is a terrible thing to think of. I couldn't find a lot of jobs or careers from 1909 when googling. However I went through some google pics from 1909 and I have decided I'd like to be an old time baseball beat writer for one of the Major League Baseball teams. The old beat writer back in the day smoked cigars and wore nice suits and had those oh so EPIC old school hats. I think that would be an amazing career to follow the old school teams and write about it. I believe The Oz Files would still be around because Leah would be back in 1909 but we would communicate via Telegrams oh yes be jealous! So this has been the 100Th edition of The Oz Files and I hope you all enjoyed this amazing journey. I would like to say once again thanks for all the support from the peeps and Leah who sends the topics she does a great job. Well folks what would you do in May 16,1909? Well until next time may the Oz always be with you so long!

Tuna Oh The Possibilities!

Hey friends it's Oz here for a tuna edition of The Oz Files. Once again it's free write Friday and Oz has come up with the idea of tuna. Tuna is great for all occasions and I will be talking about why tuna is like so amazing and what is Oz's favorite tuna combos? I am going to first start off by saying that Leah gave me a nice little story and I would like to share that with you. She said,"Oh yeah Josh Mound bought a 4 pound can of tuna and wanted to use it all at once, so he made 28 tuna sandwiches and is eating those for lunch until they are gone. I just thought it was kind funny." Josh Josh Josh wow four pounds of tuna really? You gotta be joking me son for real I mean what are you going to do with 28 sandwiches? Will the tuna be fresh enough for the 28 sandwiches? I love tuna so much but making 28 tuna fish sandwiches with four pounds of tuna I think that is verging on obsessed! I only kid but that is quite the collection of tuna. Jessica Simpson she sure likes tuna ha ha ha! I really enjoy a good tuna casserole who in there right mind would turn down a good tuna casserole? Tuna is a very good meat especially on tuna fish sandwiches. I enjoy my tuna fish sandwiches with dilled pickles, mustard and cheese and of course the MAYO! I am a big fan of the food chain they call Subway. This may shock some but I do order the TUNA on honey oat and let me tell you that is the best tuna combo I have ever met. The feeling is mutual the tuna sub loves me and I love the tuna so both sides win it's a win win! I would not recommend tuna out of the can that could get a little out of hand and a little tasteless. People you have to be classy with the tuna and you can't half ass it you gotta go all the way make it seamless! I have to give a bit shout out to the Rocket Bakery they know what I want every Friday tuna on sourdough no tomato with an ice tea check me out! These are my thoughts and concerns on tuna. What are your thoughts on tuna? Well until next time may the Oz always be with you so long!

The Sports Nightmare!

Hey friends it's Oz here for a sports nightmare edition of The Oz Files. This blog is meant to be tonight's blog but we got two so this one is going to be epic. Leah has decided that when I wake up and the world seems to have no knowledge of sports. There are no sports teams, no sports shows or magazines, and even P.E. class doesn't exist. What would be my initial reaction be? Would I introduce sports to everyone? If so, how would you go about doing this and what sport would I start with? Oz wakes up and the worst possible thing could happen. Oz realizes all of mankind accept for him has no knowledge of sports. My goodness no sports talk shows oh my goodness I don't even know what to think. Just 24 hours ago the whole universe knew about sports and now a disease has stricken the whole universe and only one man has the knowledge that is sports mania. What has the world come to? With no Physical Education classes we gotta think about the kids. What happened to all the sports teams NFL,NBA,MLB,NHL and so much more? Even Tiger Woods has no recollection of what golf is this breaks my heart oh so much. The worst thing sis there is no ESPN or Sportscenter and no fantasy sports what has the world come to? Will Oz reach out to the millions that need the sports knowledge? The answer is simple and the answer is a resounding YES! How would I reach my lending hand to all the peeps? I would hold a sports seminar and it would be a very basic ABC 123 format. We gotta start with the basics. What sport would I start with the obvious the easy sport to break down America's Past time baseball. I don't want to beak it down to you all because it would be long and drawn out but you know what it's all about. What would you do if this happened? Well until next time may The Oz Always be with you so long!

The Switcharoo!

Hey friends it's Oz here for a out of body experience edition of The Oz Files. So last night Leah forgot to get me the topic early last night because I was headed out to trivia. She gave it to me while at trivia it was her bad she's sorry and that's that it's all good baby! So tonight we get to do two topics. So our first topic is What would I do if I woke up in another persons body? Wow this kind of reminds me of that movie BIG. Tom Hanks wishes he was big and he was this 30 year old in a 12 year olds body. It made for great comedic theatre and got a lot of laughs. It was his body but kind wasn't so I thought it was really epic. I am just putting this out there let's just say I woke up in Leah's body and wow what would Oz do? I'd wake up and I'd be like ohhhh YAY it's gonna be a great day. If I were in Leah's body I'd be so sad because I was such a tiny thing. I'd have to use a ladder to see many many things. I know for a fact that I'd go after that Strawberry Shortcake blanket Awww the pink blankie. The next thing I'd do in the Stafford body would be do hat little snickering laugh that she does that I find very entertaining. Ummm So I think I would also like to a ton of jumping jacks and also do a few back flips. Also I'd like to watch the wiz in my handy dandy DVD player and I know I would love it! Well that's what I gotta say on this big subject. What would you do in somebodyelses body? Well until next time may the Oz always be with you so long!

Chicken And The Egg!

Hey friends it's Oz here for a chicken dance edition of The Oz Files. So we all know there is the big heated debate on What came first the chicken or the egg? Yes, Leah has made it very clear that she wants to know and she needs to know what came first the chicken or the egg? The people of this great nation want to know what came first the chicken or the egg? There are lots of theories and I have heard them all and quite frankly I'm quite fed up with all this nonsense! So seriously the chicken or the egg? Both are good eating and I hate seeing animals being slaughtered but I just like to eat them. I know it has to be done but I don't want to be the guy to do the deed. If you look at it a chicken lays the eggs but how did the chicken get there before the eggs or the eggs before the chicken? I like my eggs over easy but sometimes scrambled! The chickens are good on anything accept for pizza and chicken is good til the last bite. Eggs are hatched by the chickens but how do the eggs get there? Oz will cut to the chase and this is the answer and there are no ifs and or buts about it. God created the Heavens and the Earth and he created every living creature. Therefore let the record show that the chicken came first because God created animals and chickens are definitely animals. Therefore the eggs are produced from the chicken and there you have it. That is the long debated question of mankind and Oz is happy to answer it for you all. I'm just doing my part to keep this world go round. What do you think of this topic the chicken or the egg? Well until next time may the Oz always be with you so long!

The Million Dollar Man!

Hey friends it's Oz here for a book deal edition of The Oz Files. Leah wants me to write about if I get a million dollar book deal what would I write about? Also what would the book be called? Would I ise my real name or an alias? Well this is a very interesting topic. I could go into a lot of different directions but there was one clear cut choice. No it is not about sports wow I know a very big shocker it even shocked myself! The million dollar book would be about a million dollar man and that man is called the great and powerful wizrd of OZ! No I'm not talking about the movie, I am talking about my awesome self. The title would be Oz And His Legion Of Fans. The book would chronical the life and times of the ever so humble and meek Oz the 3rd. The untold stories from the Oz himself. It will keep you on edge you don't know what will be next you gotta read because you can't get enough of The Oz and his antics! I would use my househeld name yes SIR! No alias for Oz he's above all that. What would you write about? the title? Real name or alias? Well until next time may the Oz always be with you so long!

Mommy Dearest!

Hey friends it's Oz here for a mommy edition of the Oz files. Leah has decided it is mothers day so the topic is about my mom. My mom is awesome when you have to deal with me your number 1 in my book. My mom is a single mom and she did a hell of a job. Working at the spokane county courthouse for many many years. She is a sports fan but she does not compare to the oz in the sports universe. My mom does ballet ohhh so graceful well she is amazing. A real swell lady she always gives me a bad time but she's always there for me mad mad props to my mom and all moms out there. I love her so much and she is a mom and she gave birth and it was painful. Tell me bout your mom. Well until next time may the Oz always be with you so long

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Wally Mart Good Or Bad?

Hey friends it's Oz here for a Wal Mart edition of The Oz Files. Leah has decided tonight's topic will be about Wal Mart and how good or bad it is. As she says, "Wal-Mart we all know they have some amazing deals. But some people strongly oppose shopping at Wal-Mart. What is my opinion of Wal-Mart? Do I believe that they are an evil company? So Wally Mart is pretty big across this great nation. I don't know if Wally Mart is world wide or if it's only nationwide. Anyways Wally Mart always has the slogan saying rolling down prices everyday! There is no doubt that Wally Mart is mega corporation that flourishes on the middle class. Wal Mart has a lot of great benefits it has groceries and pretty much anything you can think of Wal Mart has it. Some stores even have a McDonald's in it. How genius is that a McDonald's in a Wal Mart. A shootout to Leah and War to the Iphone app idea for ordering McDonald's food on the phone. Anyways I tend to go to Wal Mart on a frequent basis. They have good prices and good people work there you gotta love the men and women wearing the blue. So with all this said I think Wal Mart is a very good commodity in today's world market. Some people think that Wal Mart is bad but this is America people do have there own opinions and it's the wrong one! Ha I only kid but Wal Mart is amazing and so am I so it's a great combo wouldn't you say? Well what do you guys think of Wal Mart? Well until next time may the Oz always be with you so long!

Bowling And The Shirts!

Hey friends it's Oz here for a bowling edition of The Oz Files! Well it's free write Friday so I am going bowling tomorrow night with Erich so it should be amazing. My topic tonight is Bowling and the bowling shirts people where to look like they got game! So bowling is a great activity for people to do and for families to enjoy. My uncle and his three kids are bowling sharks they will eat you alive. They bowl circles around people a shout out to Rich, Amanda, Brian and Justin Oens! I've learned a lot from my uncle Richard and so I now have honed my craft that I like to call Ozmosis bowling cosmopolitan Um I don't know I just made that up. Bowling is epic you got a ball you got a lane and you aim for the pins and letter rip just like the farts that come out the other end. You can be a kid and bowl because they got those bumpers they use for kids and old folks who wear flannel um yes! The way the bowling ball rolls down the alley is such an amazing sigh as you see it roll to the left or roll to the right and into the gutter! Sometimes people fall down when they are bowling if they are pushed or even if they are not pushed um yeeeah! So the hardcore bowlers they got the whole kit and caboodle. They got bowling gloves, custom made bowling shoes and of course the ever so classy bowling shirt. Bowling leagues have the bowling shirts and let me tell ya I've seen some bowling shirts that are flat out FUGLY! Wow bright orange or neon shirts with your name on it wow I think you need to head back to San Fransisco I think you will be welcomed with open arms LITERALLY! Some team names are outlandish like the Betty Boopers come on now seriously bring something fresh to the equation she's old and out dated! There are other team names that are a play on words such as spare me, spare us and my favorite that I found the Gutter Gals! Well bowling shirts are for nerds but you gotta do what you gotta do! Well this has been an amazing blog from the Wiz they call Oz. What do you think about bowling and bowling shirts? Well until next time may the Oz always be with you so long!

Canadian Food AY!

Hey friends it's Oz here for a Canadian edition of The Oz Files. So Leah likes Mexican food and this inspired her for tonight's topic. Ok... so there is Mexican food, and lots of Mexican food restaurants in the USA. What do Canadians eat, and why do you think we don't have Canadian restaurants all over the USA? Wow this is such a great question and I am here to answer that for all of you tonight. i have been to OH Canada a few times and most notably it was for a choir competition in high school. My senior year another scam I ran um I won't go into it but if you want to know you know who to ask. We sang at the Edmonton Mall oh boy that was a thrill. We got to stay there for two days we stayed in college dorms and got to enjoy the great sights of the mall including watching the dolphins. Also the water park and so much more. The reason why I mention these things is I had a nice free meal in the mall at the Hard Rock Cafe Edmonton. The burgers tasted like they do in the states or did they? Only time will tell. What does Oz think the Canadians eat? Well I definitely believe they eat Canadian Bacon because well it's only logical Canadian Bacon is like good on pizza here in the states. Canadians also eat there words because they stick there foot in there mouths and they need to grab a shovel to dig themselves out. I also believe they eat maple leafs because in Toronto they have the Toronto Maple Leafs hockey team. Oh so tasty ay! Finally I believe the Canadians love there Molson beer. That all makes sense doesn't it? Now why aren't there any Canadian restraints in the USA? Well I think it's the sole fact that Canada has all of the USA restaurants strategically placed in there country. I am just putting this out there. I don't think that Canada has there own restaurants to even put in the USA. I mean seriously people what do they got maybe the Canadians don't have any fresh ideas and are content on adopting the USA branch of restaurants and that's fine with us. So all in all Mexico has more international appeal than Canada. The reason why is they have great food and it's available across the world and they love there SWINE OINK OINK OINK! Um Ha Well what are your thoughts on the Canadian influence of restaurant chains in the USA or lack there of and what do you think they EAT AY? Well until next time may the Oz always be with you so long!

Oz Is Mr.Procrastination!

Hey friends it's Oz here for a procrastination edition of The Oz Files! Leah has decided that today's blog will be about you guessed it procrastination and some stories that oz has about his experiences with procrastination. Well the topic came about when Leah and I were texting and I had the house a mess putting off cleaning. So she instantly came up with this topic Leah and Oz both reguard procrastination as our bff's. So procrastination is putting things off til the very last minute. A lot of people do this because we are lazy americans and that is the bottom line because stone cold said so! My procrastination started when I was born. I was born few weeks late so I guess that does explain a lot doesn't it. When I was younger when I had two weeks or more to do a school project guess who waited til the last minute? A show of hands oh yes you young man Mr.Oz ohhh boy! Yes Oz always waited til the last second to do projects,homework.chores,blogs and oh so much more! The only thing I do not procrastinate about is food and sports so I'll be there boys and girls. FYI found a blog app for the G1 So we are testing this bad boy out will have to add picture after I post the blog getting on a computer. So that's procrastination in a nutshell. What are your thoughts on procrastination? Well until next time may the Oz always be with you so long!

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Cinco De Mayo!

Hey friends it's Oz here for a Mexican edition of The Oz Files. So today is Cinco De Mayo and Leah thought it would be good to be informative and thought provoking and talk about Cinco De Mayo and why Americans celebrate it even though it's a Mexican Holiday? So we as Americans think that Cinco De Mayo is the Spanish Independence day right! Um apparently that is not what it is and I was shocked and amazed as all of you are. So let's break it down a bit shall we? Cinco De Mayo is a regional holiday primarily celebrated in the state of Pueblo. With limited recognition in other parts of Mexico. The holiday commemorates the Mexican army's unlikely victory over French forces at the battle of Pueblo on May 5,1962 my mom was 1 years old a the time oh yes! Oh excuse me that is 1862 so she wasn't born yet. Under the leadership of General Ignacio Zaragoza Seguin say that 3 times fast. The outnumbered Mexicans defeated a much better-equipped French army that had not been defeated in almost 50 years. Was flannel back around then probably! Cinco De Mayo isn't an obligatory federal holiday in Mexico, but rather a holiday that can be observed voluntarily. While Cinco De Mayo has limited significance nationwide in Mexico, the date is observed in the United States and other locations around the world as a celebration of Mexican heritage and pride. A common misconception in the United States is that Cinco De Mayo is Mexico's Independence Day, which actually which is September 16th (dieciséis de septiembre in Spanish), the most important national patriotic holiday in Mexico. I hope you all have gained some brain cells if not well you probably are drunk reading this. So now it is time for me to tell you all why I think Americans celebrate Cinco De Mayo. I honestly have never celebrated Cinco De Mayo because I'm not Mexican and I'm not Mexican! I do enjoy Mexi fries which I usually get at Taco Time. I think that Americans like Leah Stafford it gives them an excuse to drink and be marry just like on St.Patrick's Day. I have just been informed by SMS AKA text message Leah is a white Mexican so I guess when she sent me a picture of a margarita and nachos to me um explains a lot. So with all that said I just farted so you gotta clear the room that's for my boy Erich Miller holla! Well what do you guys think of Cinco De Mayo? Well until next time may the Oz always be with you so long!

The Sports Dunker!

Hey friends it's Oz here for a game show edition of The Oz Files. Leah has decided that the topic is going to be if I created a game show or reality series what would it be about and how would I come up with the contestants. Well I had to do some hard thinking about this one sitting back in this chair with my eyes closed and I had to find something that would be entertaining yet informative. Well no that's jut a bunch of BS but anyways here we go. So if I were to created a game show or reality series realityit would be a game show of course,. The subject of this game show would be um sports trivia DUH! Also I have a couple twists to the game which I think you will find very enjoyable. So the premise of this game is answering sports trivia when I say sports that doesn't involve soccer, Canadian football or cricket! This would be a half hour game show the usual for a game show. I would choose the contestants like they do in the Price Is Right. We would have the studio audience name in a bag grab a name and call them down to play The Sports Dunker! We would have three contestants for the whole show and they would be sitting on a dunk tank board. As you know below them is water and the only way they have a chance of getting in that tank is if they miss a question now this is where ti gets good. I would bring in some fast pitch softball players that are women. So if someone got a question wrong they have the chance to throw the ball at the tank and if they hit the target the contestant gets soaked. If you hit the water five times then you are out. The last man or women who is standing at the end spins a wheel and whatever the wheel ends on they win a sports vacation. Well there ya go that's a great idea! So what would you do and why? Well until next time may the Oz always be with you so long!

Little Ole Gonzaga!

Hey friends it's Oz here for a local edition of The Oz Files. Leah has decided to clean tonight but ha anyways it's all good in the hood sons and daughters of the land of Oz. Um Leah says that tonight's blog is local sports: What is my favorite team and sport to watch that is local? This can include any minor league sports teams or local college teams. Also where do I watch the games of the team of my choosing? Well friends this will be a fun one to write about. There are a few teams here in town that are worthy choices. You got the Spokane Chiefs your local favorite Western Hockey League team. First of all they are always very good and you will never leave a game disappointed with the fights! The Spokane Chiefs won the Memorial Cup last year meaning that they were the best junior hockey team in North America. For the football lovers out there we have the Spokane Shock. The A2 football team who are so amazing playing football arena style! You got a smaller field and you got boards you can push people into it and it's quite electric just went to the game last night solid win. The games are high scoring and whoever has the ball at the end of the game will most likely win! The Shock are pretty new to Spokane only been here for like 3 years or maybe it's 4 but it's pretty new and pretty damn successful. In the summer time you have one of my favorites the Spokane Indians oh yes I won't go into the whole scam but yes the Spokane Indians are my favorite minor league team to watch but aren't' the top choice! Going to a Spokane Indians baseball game there is nothing like it. Families comes to Avisita Stadium to take in the great atmosphere and take in the awesomeness that is Indians baseball. The Spokane Indians are traditionally really really solid every year! It's time to make the big reveal who is Oz's favorite local team? People who know me will not be shocked when I say it's none other than those GONZAGA BULLDOGS! Yes, My favorite local team without a doubt is the Men's College Basketball team. I've been a fan since 1997 so yes I've been a fan before people jumped on the wagon. I remember the days of Dennis Patchin on the call for the games on the radio. His famous line was ARE YOU KIDDING ME! Wow Patching love it so epic. People who don't' like Gonzaga they really have some serious issues that will have to require counseling so that they can get back to what's real and that's amazing basketball. Little Spokane Washington produces a premier program that is very very mind blowing. Gonzaga is not afraid to play anybody they play on there floor they play on neutral courts but the big schools won't play on the Zags turfs they gotta play at the Spokane Arena. I guess they are chicken and they don't' have any balls! Well anyways where do I watch the games that would be oh yes on TV. Getting into a GU game is like finding a needle in a haystack good luck with that. If your John Stockton then I guess you get to go to all the games. Tom Hudson and Richard Fox radio voices of the Zags amazing team. Greg Heister and Craig Ehlo TV voices of the Zags make me sick they are so terrible. How are you still working for the Zags you bums! I will answer this my favorite local sports team is Gonzaga but my favorite sport to watch is baseball! So to sum this up my favorite minor league team is the Spokane Indians and my favorite college team is by far the GU ZAGS! Well what are your thoughts on this amazing topic? Well until next time may the Oz always be with you so long!

Margarita Madness!

Hey friends it's Oz here for a margarita edition of The Oz Files. Sorry I'm taking so long to do this one i WAS sorta pre occupied with the shock game then spend a few hours at the season ticket! So this bog is for saturday not Sunday but we will roll with it! So Leah has decided that tongihts blog is margaritas why do I like them so much? What is the best kind of margaritas and wehre is the best place to get a margarita? Also do I have any great memories or stories involving margaritas? Margartias are very good and ever since I tried one I fell in love with them and there is only one flavor for the Oz and that is definitley strawbeery. The other flavors are so lamo and strawberry is just the best thing since sliced bread. This is no contest strawberry margaritas come in a lot of differnet ways. I lik it best when they have actual strawberryies in the margaritas and the whip cream but anywyas is fine. On the rocks is not my favoirte but is duable depends wehre you go! There are a lot of places that service up great margaritas. The worst place is Spaghetti Factory wow so disgusting! However the best margaritas can be found at Sawtooth Grill at River Park Square. Oh yes wow they are soooo good I can't describe the taste bnt they are so so so pleasureful inddedy! Red Robin is one of the best so is Tomatos Street very very good but Sawtooth has been unmatched so far! If you have antoher spots him me up baby! A great story or memory would be that about two years ago went down to Heroes and Legends and had two margaritas before work and then had 3 durring an hour lunch then had 2 after work wow I was pretty much feeling good all day! It was really really solid and oh soooooooo good! SO that's all I have to say on this subject go margaritas! So what do you think of this subject/,? Well until next time may the Oz always be with you so long!

Doughnuts VS Muffins!

Hey friends it's Oz here back for a breakfast edition of The Oz Files. It's free write Friday one again and I'll be talking about doughnuts vs muffins debate. Let's see there are so many breakfast choices and the two that are pretty popular are muffins and doughnuts. Both are very good but there can only be one winner folks. Let's look at muffins they come in all shapes and sizes and they are easy to maintain. Muffins are soft and chewy and you can get them in mini versions or you can go big or go home with the giant muffins and that's the only way to go if you ask me. What flavors are there to choose from? Blueberry, Banana Nut, Popeyseed and my favorite chocolate and so much more but those are the main flavors. With muffins you can peel off the wrapper and eat the crumbs off the wrapper such a tasty treat. So muffins are really good and they have a lot of good traits. Stepping up to the plate is doughnut. Doughnuts also come in all shapes and sizes and lots of flavors. Doughnuts are really glazed and pretty darn healthy for ya! You got fritters, jelly filled, maple bars, doughnut holes, powdered doughnuts and so many more. You can get fresh doughnuts at Safeway every morning. Wow oh so tasty and you can put them in a box and get a package deal. Um I wouldn't eat them all for yourself um had a bad experience with that. Doughnuts are always good with milk, orange juice or even coffee. You know you just can't eat one you gotta have a few! So what's the pick doughnuts or muffins? I love them both but when push comes to shove it has to be the doughnuts all the way! So tasty and just amazing! Well what do you think about this whole subject? Well until next time may the Oz always be with you so long!