Monday, April 20, 2009

Pole May I Have This Dance!


Hey friends it's Oz here for a pole dancing edition of The Oz Files. Yes I am afraid to say it Leah has come up with a pole dancing topic. So pole dancing is under consideration for an Olympic sport in the 2012 London games should the Olympic Committee allow this? So I had to do my research on this marvelous topic and I have found out the Mormons are behind this revolution. There will be a link of the article that I found will have more. So a Utah Based "dance" studio is really starting the movement to have pole dancing as an Olympic "sport." I mean seriously pole dancing is meant for the strip clubs and bars that I have poles. I am sure there are a lot of women who make a lot of money at pole dancing props to them but seriously ladies do you we really want to watch pole dancing in the Olympics. I mean come on guys I can see it now representing Russia Oksana Kolev on the pole! A hush comes over the crowd as they look Oksana up and down in that sexy "uniform" other known as tramp apparel. The commentary look how Oksana has great pole presence as she goes up and down and her head is on a steady pace. WOW she's really commanding the pole this kid is gonna be tough to beat! She has set the bar high oh speaking of bars that is where pole dancing should stay! Let's see the scores for Oksana Kolev one judge for artistic a judge for presentation and the other judge for technical all three judges gave her a 10.00 because they were not watching the performance they were enjoying the sights and sounds of OKSANA KOLEV the Russian bombshell. I think I've made it clear the Olympic Committee would be so stupid to let poll dancing in the Olympics! Here are some quotes from the article I'm gonna link 'This is not stripping at all. I don't take my clothes off at all,' owner says. Kim Walters, also a mom and another Studio Soiree member, said, "I'm an LDS house wife. It's not a typical thing for LDS women to do." Well what do you think of this topic on pole dancing possibly becoming an Olympic sport? For those Olympic hopefuls Holley Mason has classes on the 3rd floor follow your dreams! Well until next time may the Oz always be with you so long! http://nbcsports.msnbc.com/id/27846893/ CHECK IT OUT!