MR.Potato Head VS Gumby!

Hey friends it's Oz here for a blog I was supposed to do last night but I got side tracked with farmtown so here I am again you can blame Leah for that one as usual! So welcome to this kid's toy edition of The Oz Files! Leah wants to know who would win a fight between Mr.Potatohead VS Gumby? Well well well what a nice refreshing surprise. You got the potatohead who is a short stubby dude with stickable noses, eyes ears, glasses, mustaches and so much more! Then you got Gumby who is just this twistable figure who is larger than life. So let's break down this match up the clash of titans. In one corner you go Mr. Potatohead who can sling the potatoes at ya because he is from Idaho the Potato state. I da ho you da ho ha ha couldn't resist! In the other corner you got Gumby who is so fast the speed of light couldn't catch him. Also he is so flexible he can avoid any obstacles thrown in his path! So let's get to the action shall we? Mr. Potatohead is waddling around the frm and throws two potatoes at Gumby but Gumby had it well scouted as he twisted his body to avoid the harvested materials! Gumby approaches Mr. Potatohead and he removes his eyes and ears so he can only smell and shave his mustache when it gets too hairy! Therefor Gumby jumps on Mr.Potatohead and starts whaling on him until he started to cry oh wait he has no eyes until he started to pout and that was all there was left of Mr. Potatohead just a bunch of tator tots! Yes it is a sad day but I think Taco Time had a nice time with free tots! That's my story and I'm sticking to it! Well until next time may the Oz always be with you so long!

Samantha VS Jeannie!

Hey friends it's Oz here for a double dip blog style edition of The Oz Files. I got my topic at a reasonable time but I kept chatting with Leah and Jen on Farmtown on Facebook so I kinda got sidetracked and got pretty tired so I hit the hay! However I am back and I do have some sad news to report. There will only be 4 blogs potentially 5 blogs this week because I'll be leaving to go camping Friday and Leah she is off to Bakersfield Thursday so she will be gone awhile but we will be in touch! So with all that being said here we go lock it in and lock it up! So tonight's blog topic according to Leah is who wins a fight between Samantha from Bewitched and Jeannie from I Dream Of Jeannie? Two shows I absolutely heart with a passion! Samantha and Jeannie have similar powers both can be gone in the blink of an eye. Then they will be back as soon as you can say Bakersfield! They both have men in there lives Darren for Samantha and the other dude on I Dream Of Jeannie but they aren't really an item but lots of flirting going on! Oh I just looked it up and the dude in I Dream Of Jeannie was Tony and they eventually married AWWW! So Jeannie has her Genie bottle that she has hibernated in when the occasion has arose! On the other hand Samantha has that broom and she can use it as a weapon! Samantha swings that broom around like they were numb chucks and then she trips Jeannie.... Then Samantha would take her broom and beat the piss out of Jeannie and therefor winning this amazing battle of sitcom beauties! That's my story and I'm sticking to it! Well until next time may the Oz always be with you so long!