Parker VS Kent!

Hey friends it's Oz here for a comic book hero fight edition of The Oz Files. So I have chosen the blog theme this week which will be who would win a fight... So tonight Leah wants to know who would win a fight between Peter Parker AKA Spiderman and Clarke Kent AKA Superman? So you got these two comic heroes I'm gonna be honest I haven't really seen Superman in action all that much. With all that being said let's get down to the business at hand. Superman flies around with his red cape as he rescues the world from the villains of this earth. I don't think he has many powers but he gets the job done. Also he has the cute and sexy Lois Lane as his other half which is fantastic. Terri Hatcher anybody she was good in the TV show. We now move to Spiderman who is a likable character. He's Peter Parker high school student who got bitten by a spider and turns into this super human hero as we now know as Spiderman. I have done a blog before on Spiderman so I think we all know where this is going. Parker has the ability to spins webs and climbs walls with his prickly things! He has the hottest girlfriend Mary Jane Kirsten Dunst anybody YEP! So Peter Parker would wrap Clarke Kent around with his web slinging abilities he would stomp on his face and Mr. Kent wouldn't be the same again. Lois Lane doesn't know what to think but she has shed a tear or two! So Peter Parker is the man and Spiderman will live on forever! That's my story and I'm sticking to it! Well until next time may the Oz always be with you so long!

Oh Christmas Tree!

Hey friends it's Oz here for an OH Christmas Tree edition of The Oz Files! So this is the blog that was supposed to be last night's blog but I was consumed by WWE programming and sports talk so I had to catch up! So the first blog today is the last memory blog and this one from Leah is funniest drunken memory (diving practice at the bowling alley excluded lol! Ha so I've had a lot of stories when I have been in a drunken state but none of them will come close to this one fabulous night in the northwest! So this happened a few years ago when I was experimenting with drinking and wow what a night! I went over to a guys house for a beer BBQ! What is a beer BBQ apparently it's where you have a BBQ with a lot of beer and other alcohol! I don't like beer but apparently on this night I did and I drank A LOT! I had like 5 or 6 hamburgs couple hot dogs and 9 beers and like a 5Th of vodka! I had some whiskey too wow I was an animal back in the day! I was so hammered that I was in the backyard with my pants down singing oh Christmas tree oh Christmas tree! Oh my goodness I did not remember this but this is what I was told. Also I was so hammered my friend was trying to get me to drink some water and I said no I don't' want that water! So he said it's VODKA and I drank that down and soon after I threw up everywhere! I slept outside in a sleeping bag and it rained that night and when I woke up oh my GOODNESS! I had the worst hangover in world history it got worse because when I got inside the house they blasted the music just to piss me off and my head was spinning! To top it all off I had to go to Sylvan Learning Center that morning for some math for an hour and oh my goodness was that a riot! I told my Tudor or whatever that I was a bit hungover and he thought it was fantastic! At the end of the lesson or whatever he said a letter I had to say a word that started with that letter and might I mind you I had a teenager also at the table so it was epicness! B Beer, V Vodka, W whiskey...... So we all had a nice laugh and after that whole thing went down I went back to my friends house not the one we had the beer BBQ but his house and I layed down for several hours. We finally went out for dinner and played mini golf at wonderland um one of my friends at the time did a full swing wow stupid! That's my story and I'm sticking to it! Well until next time may the Oz always be with you so long!