Friday, April 10, 2009

If I Only Had A Brain!


Hey friends it's Oz here for a free write Friday edition of The Oz Files. Today I have chosen a topic of which Wizard Of Oz character would I be and why? I hope you have all recovered from my brash arrogant blog last night I thoroughly enjoyed myself! The Wizard Of Oz is a great story a classic in American Movie history. Dorathy Gayle gets knocked out hard by the twista and has a dream and needs to find a way home along the way meets a scarecrow who needs a brain. The good ole Tinman who needs a heart. Finally you got the Lion who needs the Noive or Courage! As the story goes follow the yellow brick road be careful you might step in something yellow that you did not intend to if you get my drift. I have already portrayed the Wizard Of Oz in 8Th grade and I was soo good. So since I've already lived the life of the Wiz then we will have to rule him out. You should ask Leah about the Wiz I hear she loves that movie. Oh wait she hasn't seen it yet ha ha ha! This is a tough decision do I want a brain? a heart? or the noive? I tell ya decisions decisions but I guess there has to be some conclusion by the end of this blog. We mustn't forget Dorathy's little dog toto oh what a cute little thing now he's in doggy heaven. Let's start off with the Tinman shall we? The Tinman was a woodsmen and he was cutting down trees but he got turned into tin and he wasn't given a heart. This is quite sad how could you go on without having feeling for someone or something? When he gets rusty he has to fill up with the oil can my only question is what happens when the oil can runs out do you have to buy a certain type of oil or do you just go to chevron and filler up? I think the Tinman is a great dancer and he's awesome when he does the toot toot steam pops out of his head so classic! Since I mentioned the Tinman we obviously can conclude that my choice isn't the Tinman but what a hell of a guy! Now I must talk about that darn Lion he needs some courage and in a hurry. The Lion acts rough and tough but in the inside he's just a little pussy cat. He cried when Dorathy hit him on the nose I felt that was a great part of the movie emotion is always good to let out. The Lion needs the noive because without the noive the Lion is useless. Yes, he's a big creature but without that needed edge he's nothing just a guy with a lions mane and nothing more how sad! Since I discussed the Lion he also isn't my choice. So there is only one other option and you know who that is yes the mighty Scarecrow! I would be the scarecrow because he needs a brain his head is all of full of stuffin and his heart is full of pain. He likes to rattle every riddle for any indifiddle in trouble or in pain. I think he's a great guy! He fell off the post and well I just fall a lot so I think the Scarecrow and myself have a loot of things in common. He doesn't have a brain and I have a brain but sometimes I don't use it so I guess that evens itself out a bit. Dorathy and Scarecrow grew very close so close that maybe they had a flame brewing! Scarecrow doesn't like flames or fire so you can't count him out at bonfires! Just follow the yellow brick road and you find the great and powerful Wizard Of Oz. He gave them all what they wanted and they all lived happily ever after! SO what Wizard Of Oz character would you be and why? Well until next time may the Oz always be with you so long!