Scratch And Win 1,000 Dollars!

Hey friends it's Oz here for a scratchy edition of The Oz Files. Today Leah has chosen to delve into the topic of scratch tickets. The topic is what would I do if I won 1,000 dollars on a scratcher from a grocery store? First of all I would never win 1,000 dollars because I don't buy those damn scam I mean scratch tickets. However if I did buy a scratch ticket I would still lose but I've seen John Perkins win some money with scratch tickets were talking like 5 bucks nothing big. A former co-worker of ours won 250,000 in the mega millions that's amazing and wow so awesome. I guess you have to buy the tickets to get a chance at some dough! Now that I have filled this blog with a bunch of BS but all true facts none have been fabricated. So I buy a scratcher and I'm like okay let's take a whirl at this load of crap they call legal gambling. I scratch my head first then the scratcher and to my surprise it says congratulations you have one $1,000! I don't know what to say I think an accident may have happened who knows? So I cash my ticket for 1,000 and I'd do the local press blah blah blah then I'd be thinking of what I would do with the 1,000 dollars. I think I'd have a nice party invite only you gotta be a VIP a really good friend of Oz or a family member that I want to come. I"m afraid that people who wear the flannel don't get the invite sad sad sad! The party would be off the hook memories of Halloween Party 2008 wow now that was a fun time or was it 2007 I don't know but wow Uncle Fester was a hit! Ha HA anyways those are the Oz's thoughts on this whole subject they call scam tickets or scratch tickers or in Leah's words scratchers! What do you think of all this mayhem? Well until next time may the Oz always be with you so long!