Hey friends oz here back again for yet another heart pumping chest bumping edition for The Oz Files. Today Leah has decided to make this topic very interesting. Today's discussion will be who would win a battle between Captain Morgan and Captain Crunch and why? This brings together a clash of the titans. In one corner you got Captain Morgan who is the face of spiced rum and who has a long sword and his scruffily looking facial hair. Also looks like he's had his share of shipmates ha ha. Captain Morgan looks like he wants to fight somebody 24/7/365 and it wouldn't surprise me if you saw Captain Morgan on Americas Most Wanted for Bar Hopping oh my bad I couldn't resist. In the other corner you got the good ole Captain Crunch. His most notable traits would have to be his white mustache and his blue captains hat with the letter C in gold lettering. He also has the smile that can tell 1,000 words. Captain Crunch has the voice for the kids and the kids at heart and Captain Morgan is the voice for young adults and real old men and women. Before I make my decision who will win and why? I'd like to say that Captain Morgan is definitely a young buck compared to Captain Crunch and may have a slight advantage in the stamina department. On the other hand Captain Crunch has perseverance because he has a lot of experience and knows how to take those body blows. If you ask the crunch man AKA Captain Crunch what is the key to a a victory in a battle? His answer would be it's a marathon not a sprint young whippersnapper! What does Oz think on this whole controversy? I think if there were to be a battle between Captain Morgan face of the spiced rum and Captain Crunch the face for cereal across this great country of ours I would have to take Captain Crunch Soley based on his vast experience and his cereal is really really good! So it looks like Captain Morgan bites the dust! What do you think on this controversial topic? Well until next time may the Oz always be with you so long!
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