Chicken And The Egg!

Hey friends it's Oz here for a chicken dance edition of The Oz Files. So we all know there is the big heated debate on What came first the chicken or the egg? Yes, Leah has made it very clear that she wants to know and she needs to know what came first the chicken or the egg? The people of this great nation want to know what came first the chicken or the egg? There are lots of theories and I have heard them all and quite frankly I'm quite fed up with all this nonsense! So seriously the chicken or the egg? Both are good eating and I hate seeing animals being slaughtered but I just like to eat them. I know it has to be done but I don't want to be the guy to do the deed. If you look at it a chicken lays the eggs but how did the chicken get there before the eggs or the eggs before the chicken? I like my eggs over easy but sometimes scrambled! The chickens are good on anything accept for pizza and chicken is good til the last bite. Eggs are hatched by the chickens but how do the eggs get there? Oz will cut to the chase and this is the answer and there are no ifs and or buts about it. God created the Heavens and the Earth and he created every living creature. Therefore let the record show that the chicken came first because God created animals and chickens are definitely animals. Therefore the eggs are produced from the chicken and there you have it. That is the long debated question of mankind and Oz is happy to answer it for you all. I'm just doing my part to keep this world go round. What do you think of this topic the chicken or the egg? Well until next time may the Oz always be with you so long!