Hey friends, it's time for another edition of you guessed it The Oz Files! In today's discussion I will be talking about alcohol and the different things that may happen when not taken in moderation and much more. Let's go back to the 6th grade for most of us young enough I am sure you remember the DARE program. the DARE program was a very good thing going. A policeman would come into classrooms every week and talk about the dangers of drugs and alcohol. The motto was "Just Say No" and as youngsters I am sure we all said yeah I'm not going to drink not going to drugs, then you grew up and were subject to the peer pressure. Kids would tell you come on every one's doing it, You're not cool if you don't pee your pants well that's not about drugs that's just a line from billy madison but you know you get the idea. In middle school you see kids drinking and smoking who knows what a really sad day in the eyes of many DARE graduates across this great nation. When you approach high school this is where the big peer pressure kicks in having all sorts of high school keggers and stoner parties you name it you could probably get your hands on it if you wanted too. If you go to college you can really count on heavy drinking and lots of it wow yeah go to Pullman Washington you will find short lived memories from what I hear. Let's talk about young adults drinking some drink hard A some drink beer some drink jello shots it's all up to the individual. Let's talk about Strawberry Margaritas now those things are real tasty. Going blended is the only way to go if you get it on the rocks that would be like really sad and very nasty. If your an old man who wears flannel and who has a bad comb over I'm sure you would just like to have a good old scotch and sometimes they like a wedge of orange in there beer! Now that I have covered the different types of alcohol you can consume, now we shall move on to what can go wrong when too much alcohol is consumed. If your at a BBQ and you have had too much to drink and you see a kitty pool filled with water what would you do? Hm, how about dive into the pool and lay in there for several minutes at a time! Good times are definitely in order. What happens if you drink too much and your out in the back yard with your pants down singing oh Christmas tree while taking a leak hm I wouldn't know about that just a suggestion! Also if your bowling don't think the floor is a pool because you may end up doing a nice swan dive if you know what I mean. If your a bum and drink that would probably make you really warm for a very short time then you would still ask for crack money or Even crack. Don't drink while drunk that's against the law and the coppers will get ya! If you are outside drinking depending on the time of year you might frolic under the leaves or make snow angels of grace and beauty! With all that said drinking can be a deadly virus that tears away at your liver but my doctor told me that I have the cleanest liver she has ever seen well that's how good I am and you can't deny it. I'd like to pose these questions to you., What is the most you have to drink? What is something you did that may have been laughable when your were intoxicated? Finally, what are some things that come from drinking that you think someone should know? Well until next time may the Oz always be with you so long!
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