Hey friends it's Oz here for a technology edition of The Oz Files. Leah has decided that today's topic is going to be what does AT&T have to do to achieve world domination? This is quite the great topic since Leah and myself work for AT&T so this is going to be a tasty treat. When you think of AT&T you think of greatness and pure genius. AT&T is such a big company they have a wireless division, wireline division, internet division and hey they even have Directv bundles. I think AT&T makes a lot of money off stupid prepaid customers they suck them in and take there money with crappy rate plans. The people love it the people savor it the people love spending money for AT&T. What does AT&T have to do to achieve world domination? Well if we are talking about cell phone world domination it's quite simple. AT&T has to buy out at least one major cell phone company which I could see that happening down the road. IF and when that happens AT&T is going to be the biggest and the baddest company of man kind. What I think would be the cherry on top would be if AT&T merged up with McDonald's. Think of it AT&T and McDonald's join forces to bring the best promotions of mankind. Buy an IPHONE and we will throw in a book of mcd's coupons as a special promotion. America loves McDonald's so I think that would definitely be a huge factor for the first step in the right direction for world domination! One other thing that AT&T has to accomplish to gain world domination is hire Ozzie Whitehead as there spokesperson. With Oz representing the AT&T brand you put a sexy voice out there for a sexy product! AT&T and Oz equals world domination so whose with me? So what do you think AT&T has to do to gain world domination? Well until next time may the Oz always be with you so long!
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