Hey friends it's Oz here for a Cowabunga edition of The Oz Files. Tonight's topic is gonna be so epic! I have decided to go back to my younger years and talk about the ultimate cult classic the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. What makes these guys kick ass? What do I think of April O'Neil? What do I think of Splinter? Who is my favorite turtle and why? Finally what is my favorite turtles movie and why? Let me start off my saying is as a kid of the 90's I had all the great turtles gear. I had all the turtle action figures, video games, bowls, plates, cups and the utensils, lunchboxes, underwear and so so much more ha! I always watched the turtles cartoons as a kid and I would always watch the turtles movies 1 2 and 3 amazing stuff people. Okay so let's get started with these questions. Question numero uno, What makes these guys kick ass? This is a simple question with a complex answer. The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are amazing becuase they started as small baby turtles and they got contacted by the OOZE and they grow to these EPIC martial art badass crime fighting turtles. They always beat down the clan and I got six words for ya, Man I love being a turtle! Also they love pizza and as do I so this all makes sense they are amazing! The next question is what do I think of April O'Neil? I think April O'Neil is freaking fantastic. She's such a sexy news reporter and she kicks it with the dudes in green! At first she's afraid of these boyz but they grown on her and they become BFF's! She's always a key cog in the crime fighting inside oh yes she's an intrigal part in this whole saga. What do I think of Splinter? Splinter is the father figure to these young turtles and is master sensei. He's very good at the mental approach to the martial arts. He has his funny moments. One of my favorite moments of splinter is when he goes Hey I made a funny he he he cowabunga dude! Such epic moments from Master Splinter gotta love the rat! Who is my favorite turtle and why? Leonardo is a pretty funny dude he's the leader of the pack and he's so serious at times but he cracks me up but he is not my choice. Donatello another guy he uses the BOW he's pretty kick ass but nope he's not the choice. Raphael is a pretty kick ass dude and he goes HEY LEO in his New York accent it's quite epic. He has a bit of an attitude problem so he's not the choice. So the choice is simple my favorite turtle hands down is Michelangelo. He's got the nunchuck action going and he's got a nice sense of humor he's a huge smartass hmmm remind you of anyone? He's the guy who gets the pizza and he delivers the no tip policy when your one minute late so so good! Finally what is my favorite turtles movie and why? My favorite turtles movie is Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2 The Secret Of The Ooze. This one is my favorite because the Turtles kick the clans ass they take on these two freak like creatures made by the ooze because of a kidnapped scientist. They rock out to Go Turtles Go Turtles Go Turtles GO GO GO! Amazing song gotta check it out and they take down the shredder for the last time and it was sweet revenge. I love April's look in this film a sexier look indeed and love the kid Kenji in this movie. A pizza delivery boy who is great in martial arts and it's a great tale one the whole family can enjoy. Leah loves the turtles I know this to be true unlike the milk which i kinda fibbed ha ha! What do you think of the turtles? Well until next time may the Oz always be with you so long!
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