The Oz Candy!

Hey friends it's Oz again back for a tasty edition of The Oz Files. This topic is kind a loaded topic so keep up or else you will have me to deal with. You buy a candy bar at the bus plaza, and find a golden ticket in the packaging. When reading it, you see that you have won a contest with Hershey's. You get to create a candy bar with whatever ingredients you please, and 75% of the profits from all sales of this candy bar will go to you. What will be in this candy bar? What will this candy bar look like, and what will you name it? Lastly, what will you do with your share of the profits? Oz finds himself downtown at the plaza and he buys a candy bar and what a sight I've got a golden ticket! Wow I won a Hershey's promotion I'm going to be a rich man oh yeees! Can you dig it 75% of the profits go to the Oz oh yes I can dig it! The candy bar would be filled with caramel, cherries, almonds and the outer covering would be pure brown chocolate. The candy bar will be in the shape of an O of course. This may be the very first chocolate O shaped candy on the face of the earth. This amazing candy bar shall be known as The Oz Express! What will I do with my earnings? I would quit my job and buy a house. I would also watch sports all day long on the big screen HD TV I'd be watching it one laying back in the recliner! Well my stomach is full so what would you make and all? Well until next time may the Oz always be with you so long!

The Darkest Hour!

Hey friends it's Oz here for a twilight edition of The Oz Files. So sorry about the delay in the blogs um Leah and AT&T are having 3G issues so we had a lot of drama but now I think we got it under control so we are doing two amazing blogs tonight! The first blog topic is 24 hours the earth is coming to an end how do I spend my last day on earth? Wow this is a devistating subject to think about but let's roll with it people! Oz is on the prowl and the earth as we know it is coming to a screetching halt! Oz will grab the bulls by the horns and do whatever he wants to do and nobody is gonna tell him otherwise. So I would have to burn down the holley mason building woops my bad! Then I would definitley throw a big celebration bash drinks a plenty. Leah and I would be tearing down the place. The pole dancers taking classes would Rest In Peace. The dream of being olympians will not come true let's have a moment of silence. Ok, that's good enought so what's next on the list? The Rocket Bakery will be lost and those beautiful people who work there I'll join ya soon. I would then drink quite a few strawberry margaritas oh so tasty! I will miss them margaritas and I will need to go to the bach and swim with the dolphins. I would also go bowling and slide down the lanes that would be a lot of fun. Can you say human bowling ball? I just did and I love it! One last thing I would go to Leah's place and watch the Wiz! Ha HA inside joke on that one! What would you do with 24 hours left? Well until next time may the Oz always be with you so long!