Hey friends it's Oz here for a fight club edition of The Oz Files. I was trying to think of a topic quite a bit today but I finally got one while sitting in this great swivel chair. I have chosen to take a Leah angle sometimes she throws out those who would win a fight between this or that and I have decided to take the road less traveled. So tonights topic is who would win a fight between Bugs Bunny and Snoopy? This is a great match up both evenly matched and both have straights and weaknesses. I love them both so this could be one heck of a battle. So Bugs Bunny has the advantage with the height the kids a beast. Snoopy on the other hand isn't a tall dog but he has the heart of a lion and a heart of gold. Bugs Bunny does like his carrots which means he loves carrot cake and carrot cake is thee best yes sir! Snoopy on the other hand loves dog food and grass so I guess that might go against him in this case. Snoopy has been known to fly on occasion the red baron flies again yes sir! Bugs Bunny hasn't been one to fly but he is a quick critter. He has to be fast because he's always prancing across Warner Brothers avoiding Elmer Fudd! Snoopy has no catch phrases but Bugs Bunny has one of the classic catch phrases of man kind and it's "What's Up DOC?" Snoopy doesn't have any love interests but Bugs Bunny is a playboy he's got Babs on the side, two words ME OW! So the two combatants step into the squared circle AKA the Ring! In one corner we got Bugs Bunny he's got Babs in his corner and in the other corner we got snoopy and Charlie Brown is in his corner. Snoopy gets the upper hand early by biting Bugs Bunny's ankles and he's hopping in pain. Bugs comes back with a swift kick in the rear and snoopy goes flying. Snoopy starts to whimper but that was his game plan and once Bugs kneels down snoopy pounces on Bugs and starts punching him in the face! Bugs think it's time for a carrot and he's energized with the What's Up Doc! When Snoopy hears this he is in awe and doesn't know what to do so Babs kicks Charlie Brown in the face with sweet chin music on the outside. As Bugs sees this he runs towards Snoopy and gives him a killer close line. Bugs covers snoopy and the 1 2 3 ding ding ding! Bugs Bunny beats Snoopy in a valiant effort of the battle of wills! At the end of the match Snoopy and Bugs Bunny hugged and shook hands in mutual respect and Charlie Brown was still knocked out he saw stars and Babs was batting her eyes at the Bugs! So you know how that goes! Wow what a great blog what do you think of this great battle? Well until next time may the Oz always be with you so long!
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