Hey friends it's Oz here for a doggy edition of The Oz Files. Today's topic was inspired by one Erich Michael Miller. He has another topic on tap but he has to get his questions set to do this topic stay tuned. For today's blog the topic is about dogs. Question one Why are dogs a man's best friend? Would you let your best friend take a crap on your living room floor? Would you have your best friend spade or neutered? Do we really know what lassie was saying? So to answer the first question why is a dog considered a man's best friend? I think it's branded this way because men loves sports and they need a companion to join them in there satisfaction. Dogs are a man's best friend because his other friends have dogs too. Women's best friend are diamonds so there ya go folks! Question number two would I let my best friend take a crap on the living room floor? The answer is a resounding hell to the no. Unless they want to clean that crap up literally and pay for carpet cleaning. Whatever they do is none of my business accept your not taking a crap on the freaking floor! Question number three would I have them spade or neutered? Yes because I don't want to see anymore of them running around now that would be a scary sight. Finally question four do we know what lassie said? I don't think we can really tap into the dog language. However I think Lassie RIP was a great show and a great dog because she loved her Timmy! What do you think of the dog subject? Well until next time may the Oz always be with you so long!
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