Sunday, June 14, 2009

The Princess Of Potato Land!


Hey friends it's Oz here for a creative writing edition of The Oz Files. So Leah has decided this weeks theme is going to be creative writing. Tonight's topic is simple I have to write a short story with the words princess, fly swatter and potato. I will let you all know I love creative writing so this is going to be a fun week. Our story starts off in the magical place they call Potato Land. There once was a princess her name was princess Leah not Laya but Leah! She pretty much was in control of Potato Land and all it's potatoes and it's farmers. The best farmer his name is let's call him Oz. Oz always used a fly swatter because when he was in the filed plowing the fields with the potatoes he saw some huge flies. The flies were sizes of Oreo Cookies and the downside was you couldn't eat them and dunk them in milk. Leah said "fetch me that farm boy the chosen one AKA the OZ. So Oz took his fly swatter and made his way to the potato palace where he gazed and bowed down to princess Leah. Princess Leah says Oz you have proven to me that you are worth of a promotion so you shall be the Potato Land mascot who greets all it's patrons and visitors with a warm smile and funky dance. Oz said "That would be an honor." So Oz got in the hot costume and he was called MR Potato Land and he did his job very well. One day Leah said "Oz you have done your job to the best of your ability and you will now live in the palace in Potato Land and wont' have to work again." All the food that was eaten in Potato Land was made out of potatoes so whatever you can think we ate it in high style. Now back to the fly swatter Princess Leah had a fly on her face and I told her to stay calm don't move.... So I took the fly swatter and gave her face a whack and the fly got crushed and fell to the floor. I wiped off the blood with a towel and Princess Leah did enjoy it so much. There is no way out of Potato Land so everyone who lived there lived in Potato houses accept for Oz and Princess Leah who lived in the Potato Palace! Everyone lived happily ever after THE END! So that is my story and I'm sticking to it! So what would you write about with the words princess, fly swatter and potato? Well until next time may the Oz always be with you so long!