Thursday, May 14, 2009

The Sports Nightmare!


Hey friends it's Oz here for a sports nightmare edition of The Oz Files. This blog is meant to be tonight's blog but we got two so this one is going to be epic. Leah has decided that when I wake up and the world seems to have no knowledge of sports. There are no sports teams, no sports shows or magazines, and even P.E. class doesn't exist. What would be my initial reaction be? Would I introduce sports to everyone? If so, how would you go about doing this and what sport would I start with? Oz wakes up and the worst possible thing could happen. Oz realizes all of mankind accept for him has no knowledge of sports. My goodness no sports talk shows oh my goodness I don't even know what to think. Just 24 hours ago the whole universe knew about sports and now a disease has stricken the whole universe and only one man has the knowledge that is sports mania. What has the world come to? With no Physical Education classes we gotta think about the kids. What happened to all the sports teams NFL,NBA,MLB,NHL and so much more? Even Tiger Woods has no recollection of what golf is this breaks my heart oh so much. The worst thing sis there is no ESPN or Sportscenter and no fantasy sports what has the world come to? Will Oz reach out to the millions that need the sports knowledge? The answer is simple and the answer is a resounding YES! How would I reach my lending hand to all the peeps? I would hold a sports seminar and it would be a very basic ABC 123 format. We gotta start with the basics. What sport would I start with the obvious the easy sport to break down America's Past time baseball. I don't want to beak it down to you all because it would be long and drawn out but you know what it's all about. What would you do if this happened? Well until next time may The Oz Always be with you so long!

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