Saturday, March 28, 2009

I HAVE A DREAM!


Hey friends it's Oz here for a great edition of The Oz Files! Today Leah has decided that the topic will be if I could go back into any moment in history what would it be and why? This took me quite some time of deliberating but I did reach a destination. I could have picked any moment in history but one that stands out in my mind happened back on August 28, 1963. It was the march on Washington which commenced with the world renown I have a dream speech. I would have loved to be in Washington D.C. to march with all those people. Everyone who was there marched because they were striving all for the same goal and that was to eliminate racism and to get jobs for the blacks because the African American unemployment rate was as high as it ever has been. In my opinion this speech that was delivered may have triggered the start of the abolishment of racial segregation. I couldn't have imagined having separate schools for blacks and whites. Also separate drinking fountains and restaurants and so much more it's heartbreaking to even think about how it was way back then. Racial segregation has been stopped and I am so grateful for that. It took some time for racial segregation to end but the I have a dream speech spurred the movement and I am proud of the late Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. Dr. King was talking about one day we can all work together, pray together and then he went on to say what I thought was one of the most heart felt moments I have ever heard this was how the speech ended. And when this happens, and when we allow freedom ring, when we let it ring from every village and every hamlet, from every state and every city, we will be able to speed up that day when all of God's children, black men and white men, Jews and gentiles, Protestants and Catholics, will be able to join hands and sing in the words of the old Negro spiritual, "Free at last! Free at last! Thank God Almighty, we are free at last!" Well this man had a dream and he wasn't able to live long enough to see it happen but he's looking down from above with a huge smile on his face. Well friends this has been a serious side of the Oz you may have never known existed. I hope you can now say that I have a serious side as well. Where would you go in history if you could and why? Well until next time may the Oz always be with you so long!

Friday, March 27, 2009

A Meal For The Ages!


Hey friends it's Oz here again for the 50Th edition of The Oz Files! Yes it's a great day for the Stafford Whitehead connection. For those of you who do not follow that is the fabulous team of Ozzie and Leah what a team. Since today is the 50Th edition I have chosen a topic myself because it is free write Friday but Leah was thinking of a topic but apparently she is asleep right now so I have chosen a topic that I hope you will all enjoy! I have decided that tonight's topic is going to be if I could have a meal with any three people in history who would they be and why? This topic fascinates me very well and the people I mention may shock and amaze you. Well I have given it some thought and I have come to a decision. The first person I would like to meet and have a meal with would be the Great Bambino Babe Ruth! I mean he's the greatest baseball player to ever play the game of baseball. The guy drank he ate a lot and he smoked cigars and the guy was still super amazing! When he swung the bat it was effortless and when he pitched he made guys look so silly! So Babe Ruth have a seat at my table. Time to meet my second guest for this great meal. I would also like to meet none other than Los Angeles radio host and host of American Idol and other programs Ryan Seacrest! Now Ryan Seacrest is one lucky guy! he host a very popular morning radio show, he hosts America idol which is just blown up and he works for E! He's got a star on the walk of fame at a very young age the guy is epic! All guys would like to be him and all girls want him! It would be fun to talk to him and ask him how he handles all the fame and fortune and what he looks forward to in the future? So Ryan have a seat and I will now reveal my third choice will be none other than Greg Heister the Shyster! Now Greg Heister does the TV games for Gonzaga Basketball and let me tell ya he does an awful job thee WORST announcer on planet earth! I'd like to meet him and tell him how terrible he really is and Seacrest can announce that Heister was just orbited out of space by the Great Babe Ruth GOODBYE HEISTER! It looks like the meal will only be for two because heister is way out in outer space god speed! Well this has been a fun blog for me to write I hope the first 50 were as enjoyable as having me around ha ha! Well who would you choose and why? Well until next time may the Oz always be with you so long!

Thursday, March 26, 2009

Snowman Vs Big Foot!


Hey friends it's Oz here for another quirky edition of The Oz Files. Today I was gonna choose a topic howeva Leah went home sick so she was able to come through with a topic. Tonight's topic will be who would win a fight between the Abominable Snowman and Big Foot and what would be their finishing move? Well after doing some research I have found that the abominable snowman isn't a snowman he's an "APE" so made up and as well is big foot but none the less it's always fun for a good laugh! So you got two hairy beasts going at each other one reigns in North America the Big Foot and the other in the Himalayan region. So who will win this battle of wills? The big foot is black and the abominable snowman is white so we got black vs white and North America VS Himalayans! I think the big foot would come out swinging and doing aerial maneuvers that would be WWE approved. Mr. Snowman would be mounting a defense then he would make an attack of his own with leaping abilities and striking the big foot with a high knee CM PUNK style! He would also ground the big foot from North America! The big foot would then get his second win and lay out the can of whoop ass on the snowman figure! The snowman is down for the count he lays motionless and the big foot makes his final move called the Sasquatch flop! The big foot leaps from the mountain top down to the snowman and lands on him belly first and the ref counts 1,2,3 ring the bell ding ding ding. At the end of the contest the big foot reigns supreme! Well I hope you enjoyed this battle of two fictitious characters what are your thoughts on this whole battle royal? Well until next time may the Oz always be with you so long!

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

The WWE Universe!


Hey friend's it's Oz here back again for another edition of The Oz Files. On today's show I will be addressing the great topic that we call WWE! I get free reign for the next couple weeks because I am in training and Leah well she has to work later poor girl so I will be running things for awhile. If you know me then there is no denying my deep passion for what is know as the WWE which is short for World Wrestling Entertainment formerly known as WWF the World Wrestling Federation. Yes, there are aspect of the WWE that are fake I am not going to deny that not one bit however when guys go through tables and ladders and chairs oh my! They put there bodies through so much pain it's not even funny! When you watch these epic steel cage matches and hell in a cell matches and last man standing and no hold barred these guys through hell and back and they do it because they love what they do and they want the championship gold around there waist! John Hoffman and his brother are big WWE fans and I am very happy that I get to share my joy and excitement with them! We have both been to two WWE events in town earlier this year one RAW/ECW event and the other SMACKDOWN/ECW event. The guys and gals know how to entertain the fans of the WWE Universe! Vince McMahon who is the brain trust behind WWE is such a marketing and promotional genius! He has three shows on the air the flagship show Monday Night Raw which airs every Monday night at 9pm on the USA Network which is the longest running episodic entertainment show in US history. Then you got ECW on the Scifi channel Tuesdays at 9pm and then on Friday nights at 8pm you got Friday Night Smackdown! There is always these story lines that get developed none of them are real they have good writers on that show damn good writers. It's basically a soap opera for men which I definitely dig! The WWE divas are amazingly hot oooooooooooohhhhhh BABY! WWE has expanded to online access at www.wwe.com check it out it's amazing and they have a premium on demand channel called WWE247 with great programming for just 7.00 a month. Yes I do have it and it's quite stellar. You get to see old school matches and see hall of fame stuff and interviews and the list goes on and I can't stop gushing about WWE but I will now stop but if you haven't checked it out and especially you better watch out for Shawn Michaels AKA HBK for his sweet chin MUSIC it will hurt ya. What are your thoughts on the WWE? Also does it shock you I love the WWE? Well until next time may the Oz always be with you so long!

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Childhood Funnies!


Hey friends it's Oz here at it again for another epic spin of The Oz Files. Tonight I will be discussing a funny childhood memory oh how time has flown by when your having fun. I could have chosen from a wide variety of stories but I can only choose one and this one is going to blow your mind! Now what I am about to tell you for those of you who know me this will not shock and for those of you don't well let the shocking begin! I was probably like anywhere from age 7 to age 9 and it was a lovely weekend at the Ozzie estate. My mom she is wonderful and one day she told me to clean my room like any mother would. On this day would give a whole new meaning to cleaning your room and would lead to utter chaos and aggravation for some individuals. I did the usual pick up my clothes throw them under my bed, the typical American kid would do in those days and still does today in this generation. Howeva I had access to crayons and permanent markers and that probably wasn't a good thing. See what I did was I was coloring with my crayola box set of crayons all over my bedroom floor. I thought it was quite good what I was doing and this was just the beginning. Ha now the funniest part is about to be revealed to America. I had this black permanent marker and I used this marker to label everything in my room. For instance if I had a poster on the wall I'd write underneath it poster with the marker. The same would go for the floor I'd mark it with the world floor so I knew what it was ha ha ha! I did this for pretty much anything in my room so I hope that painted you a lovely picture. I told my mom I was finished so she could see my great "work" and my oh my her mouth dropped and went into a deep panic! She said what did you do to your room and I said I cleaned it up a little e bit ha ha! So she really couldn't do a lot to me since I was too young to know from right from wrong. I mean I was a kid for goodness sakes and it was all about having fun. So my Aunt Robin had to come over with this cleaning stuff and scrub every inch of my room inch by inch and we got it cleaned up. I was told never do that again and believe me I did not do that again. Well this was a great story from my childhood and I hope you enjoyed it as much as I did! Do you have a funny childhood story you want to share? Well until next time may the Oz always be with you so long!

Monday, March 23, 2009

Ozzie's Phone Oh The Possibilities!


Hey friends it's Oz here for a great edition of The Oz Files. This may be a shorter blog than usual because I have to get up at 5 AM YAY ME! So Leah has decided that my blog tonight will be about my new phone the G1 and how awesome it is! So friends let me tell ya I've had flip phones before that's all I have had but now I go into the world of touch screen navigation and so much more I will get into that in a minute. The G1 is Tmobiles Google phone it's conquerable to the IPHONE with AT&T but I think it's a better phone but that is my humble and professional opinion! The G1 has many applications such as you tube, weather channel, android tunes, amazon mp3, cool messaging applications and there are toooooo many to count but if you get to play around with my phone you wont' be able to put it down. You can also check show times on my phone with one simple click and also get coupons that you can send to email and print them out so awesome. There is a battery life manager that saves your battery it's quite amazing. The keyboard flips down when you text and when you type in web addresses and you can can check your email it checks for email every 5 minutes! I got myspace mobile, Facebook mobile and twitdroid which is for twitter it's so amazing. You can get countless games for free or you can buy some games but it's real nice. On all the applications and games there are user reviews so you can see if you want to get it or not. This is the best phone eon the planet boys and girls and one other thing why it's so great it's because the great Oz owns it and I am awesome! It has GPS so you can track your phone down if you lose it by sending your friends a text message with a pin and all they gotta do is send a text out and it will find the phone wow love technology. Wow I could go on and on about this great phone but I have to go to bed! Forgot one more thing you can do google search right from desktop there are three pages of stuff where you can put your icons and you can speak into the phone and do a google search that way totally awesome. If I could use it as a ping pong paddle I would but I won't and it can scan items with bar codes and give you different prices at different stores for the same item. Well what do you think of the G1? Well until next time may the Oz always be with you so long!

Sunday, March 22, 2009

TACO VS GRILLED CHEESE!


Hey friends it's Oz here for a weird edition of The Oz Files! Today I will be discussing what I think would happen if a taco and a grilled cheese sandwich got in a fight and why? Leah very random stuff indeed and I like it a lot. In one corner you got the grilled cheese sandwich which is very simple in form just bread and melted cheese. We are now going to reference grilled cheese sandwich as GCS to make things run smoother! The GCS is quite tasty when toasted and sometimes comes out hot so it might have a slight advantage in that area. It consumes it's dairy so you know it has it's strong bones and yes it does a body good! In the other corner we have the taco and the taco is quite the competitor. He has a hard shell which will protect him when he goes to battle and he has a lot of ammunition to use when he goes into combat with the GC. You see the taco has ground beef, sour cream, shredded cheese, lettuce, tomatoes and many more ingredients that we could name. So the Taco has an advantage in that sense that he can come at ya at all angles. The mighty GC won't know what is coming his way. Even if the Taco's shell breaks a little bit it's not a problem because the taco has a very sturdy shell and has great endurance! So with all this said what I say is the Taco beats the Grilled Cheese Sandwich AKA the GC in a 1st round KNOCKOUT! Down goes GC down goes GC down goes GC it's the amazing Taco prevailing because he has so many weapons not a fair fight. The taco said to GC don't bring a knife to a gun fight! Our friend GC did not know what to do all he was doing was showing off his calcium phasique and while he was doing that the taco launched all his amunition and there wasn't much else that GC could do! The Bell sounded and at the end of the night the taco got his hand raised for the victory! So the moral of the story is don't come to a fight with only your looks you gotta bring it every single time! What is your thoughts on this hard hitting discussion? Well until next time may the Oz always be with you so long!