Animal Power!

Hey friends it's Oz here back again for another great discussion. Today I will be talking about what animal would I be and why? The possibilities are endless aren't they? There are wild animals and there are domestic animals it all depends what your preference is. I like tame animals and they call them wild animals for a reason. Just look at the alligator guy he died cuz he's stupid and got ate by an alligator or something! My choice is the ole fashioned pet we like to call a dog. Being a dog would be a lot of fun! To start off being a puppy is a good thing because you don't get in trouble for not being house broken so you can piss and take humongous craps in the house without getting in trouble. But as you get older if you still do it then you might get in trouble by your owners! Dogs can play fetch and do tricks and hell they can even enter some stupid dog shows! Also dogs can eat and sleep and play all day and they have not a care in the world! Dogs make good guard dogs or even a good hunting dog if you like hunting and I do not! Dogs love to give people kisses so that would be a lot of fun! Lastly all I have to say is a dog is truly a Man's best friend! What is your choice and why? Well until next time may the Oz always be with you so long!

Superheroes Revealed!

Hey friends it's Oz at your service once again. Today's blog topic got me really stumped and I hope I can BS my way through this. Leah thought it would be a good idea for me to talk about superheroes. Actually wants to know who my favorite superhero is and why? Gosh I've only seen the first two spiderman movies and the Dark Knight that is how much qualifications I don't have for this subject! I will dig down deep and find a way to contribute my two cents worth to this great nation we call the United States Of America. So as you all know it's down to two choices spiderman or batman? Batman is really cool however I have to go with my main man spiderman yo! Peter Parker is your average high school kid with good grades and all. He goes on a class field trip to a museum and a spider bites him how rude is that! That was a blessing in disguise because when that event happened that changed the course of Peter Parker's life forever may I quote Sandlot forever forever forever! So Peter Parker made this kick ass uniform he's half spider half man half amazing! Sorry couldn't resist myself. Spiderman fights crime in the city he meets people along the way that don't like him we like to call them villains! The people adored spiderman and well they should he was the peoples champion! spiderman always said can you smell what the web is weaving? The cool thing about spiderman is that he weaves these webs and scales buildings and swings from one building to another what a great guy! As you know he gets the girl Mary Jane she's smoking hot and he's quite the ladies man. So this my friends is my choice of a superhero. If your a comic nerd and try to prove these statements to be falsified then go read another comic book ha ha ha! What is your favorite superhero and why? Well until next time may the Oz always be with you so long!

Sickness With Benefits!

Hey friends it's Oz here for another great edition of The Oz Files! Today I will be discussing a topic that is near and dear to miss Leah's heart. When your sick what do you do to pass the time? Leah is sick poor poor thing! However she's making pizza and hopefully making plans to go to Golden Coral ha ha some inside dish there! Anyways so being sick sucks so what do I do when I'm at home sick to keep myself entertained? This should be a doozy because I have been "sick" and also been sick so this will be a fun little tale. I do everything the same when I'm "sick" and actually sick. If I'm really sick I like to order some pizza from dominos or pipeline or whoever I feel like ordering. I believe pizza is a good way to get you back in that groove. Just think the smell of pizza oh that feeling you get when you take a bit mmmmmmm tasty and zesty! Also like to drink lots of water with some sprite or root beer! Now that is only what I like to eat while I am sick. I really enjoy watching TV mainly sports and comedies all day long! I also enjoy my WWE programming Oh I just get all juiced up when watching guys pound on each other throw each other into walls and tables ladders and chairs oh my! I also enjoy watching movies! I don't really have a favorite to watch when I'm sick I just pick one and letter RIP! Leah wants to know if i play any games while I'm sick? Well I play games with um nobody so I guess that would be a no! Well thanks for your time friends and what do you do when your sick I'd like to know? Well until next time may the Oz always be with you so long!

Cocktail Delight!

Hey friends Oz here back again for another rim rocking edition of The Oz Files! Let's get down to business shall we? Today's topic is when your drinking what do you drink? What is your preferred cocktail that guarantees you will have a fun time? Well well well this brings up some very interesting questions and I am sure Leah know what my answers to these questions are. I will proceed with my thoughts on this topic she has chosen. Well if I drink I will be drinking some water and sprite oh you mean adult beverages! Okay, I tend to like the non manly drinks so I don't really like beer! Now beer is only to be swallowed only if I'm highly intoxicated and can't taste anything so whatever I drink tastes like water! I have leaned towards like Smirnoff's yum lynz remembers when I had a whole 6 pack while watching BORAT um may have been a little tipsy AY! Um so I also enjoy those screwdrivers yummmy! Also mudslides are good but I will now answer this last question which will shock all of America! My preferred cocktail that guarantees I will have fun will be of course a strawberry margarita ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nelllly! I have had quite a bit of margaritas across this great city and theee best straw marg is hands down at Sawtooth grill oh yes mmmm mmmm goooood! The 2ND best straw margs are at Tomato Street they know how to get it done and I'll throw in a 3rd and a tasty treat is at Red Robin mmmm mmmm good love a good straw marg to always get the party started and get the party shut down! You can never have too many margaritas especially before work or lunch break or after work hmmmmmmmm sounds familiar! Wow so what do you drink and what is your favorite cocktail to ensure a good time? Well until next time may the Oz always be with you so long!

Weather Madness!

Hey friends it's Oz here again this time he is way too sober! So today's blog is kind of a prediction sorta so don't be mad if I get it wrong later in the year! The Jist of this blog is will this winter ever end? What kind of spring we will have and if we are ever going to get a spring? Well I hate the snow there is no doubt about that and shoveling the snow falling down in the snow or falling down otherwise is just no good! Seriously what is up with this weather? What have we done to deserve the wrath of 6 feet of snow in a two week span in December then no snow for a very very long time then all of a sudden 3 to 4 inches in a couple days. This is all puzzling to the Wiz they call Oz and I'm sure it puzzles a lot of other people too! It's March 12Th 2009 we are supposed to be in Spring pretty soon last I checked and wow I'm at a loss of words. If I had a cake with candles and blow to make a wish my wish would be to make this snow melt and never come again! The rain isn't too bad I used to not be a fan of the rain but ever since we got dumped on with snow this year my whole view on the whole rain subject has took a 360 turn. Leah loves the rain and now I know why it's so sexy! Well maybe not sexy but definitely better than rain! Now this year spring starts on March 20Th and that is only 8 days away almost 7 days away! That is a whole week away and there is snow in the streets and on the sidewalks! The prospect of a great spring is not looking so good but I cling on with the hope that bums won't offer me there hat and a penny for my kick ass winter coat! My prediction is that we will have a real spring probably the first week of April when MLB starts up! My theory is when Ichiro suits up the cleats and the fans chant his name ichiro ichiro ichiro! That is when we will have a traditional spring and when all is well in the northwest and we can enjoy the breezy weather! Just around the corner would be summer my favorite time of year because there is no snow and tons of heat bring the heat baby! What is your thoughts on this whole subject? Well until next time may the Oz always be with you so long!

The Greatest Cartoons of Man Kind!

Hey friends it's Oz here um kinda a little not sober at the mement so please bare with me it's much appreciated thanks! Well this is another edition of The Oz FIles and today I will be talking about What is my favorite all time cartoon on tv and wahat makes it so amazing? Let me first start off with that as a kid i watched a lot of cartoons so I have a good vareity to choose from. For starters let's go with the good ole looney tunes. YEs I know there are several looney tunes to choose from ti's so hard but i'm putting them all in one category! My favorite looney tunes is I thought I saw a pussy cat I did i did ohhhhhhhhhh Slyvester you crack me up man! I also really enjoyed the muppet babies oh yeah kermit the frog and miss piggy and gonzo I wish there was an Ozo so I can be like oh theres ozo but I loved Fozzy wakka wakka wakkka! I also enjoyed the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turules cartoons oh man as a kid I owend everything turtles you name it I had it. All I Gotta say is COWABUNGA DUDES AND DUDETS! I think French is a great languarge what do you think peopole? I also enjoyed the Jetsons oh man what a rush dudes and duets! Eljoy Elroy and Betty and George and heroy the dog oh what was the cute wifes name Jane I don't know whe sshe was goood looking hmmmmmm doggy! As I will say this is my all time favorite and the winner of tongihts blog is... The world renouned The Flinstones! You got Fred, Barney, Betty, Wilmas, Pebbles , Bam Bam, Dino and don't forget mr Slate I belive it was something like that or another mumbo jumbo I don't like hippos only the game hungry hippos Booo yow I win YAYZAS! The reason why I love The Flinstones soooo sooo much is because of the theme song and of course all the great trouble fred gets into and he always involes hi sbest frined Barney Rubble in the Jungle Mungle! I love the bowling scenes maybe Fred does a face plant because I do them very well so says Leah! What is your favorite cartoon of all time>? Oh I also love Garfield and Friens #2 on my list can't belive I would forget the orange cat and dldo no no ODIE Yes odie was the dogs name and owner JOhn Arbucle yuyour seatbelts ha ha ha! Well until next time may the Oz always be iwth you so long!

Oz The Movie Critic!

Hey friends it's Oz again for another knee slapping edition of The Oz Files! Today I will explore what my favorite job would be in the world and why would I find that job so interesting? There are a lot of jobs out there that would interest me so deeply. I got a background in sports I love sports and it would be a lot of fun to be a sports writer for a major sports team and follow the team wherever they went. It would be nice to interview the players and the coaches and what not. I mean that would be a dream job for sure I am just putting that out there for you to nibble on if you were Mike Tyson I might be a little worried! I also enjoy singing and singing is something I do very well. I'm not just saying that to gloat I am saying it because it's a gift and the gift is beautiful. So being a singer would be something that would interest me in so many ways! Singing in front of packed arenas and touring and doing media interviews would definitely be real time consuming but real worth it. Gotta love those blood sweat and tears! I also like to eat and drink so I think a professional food and drink critic would be something really fun to do. Why not get paid for eating and drinking and at the same time get the ole belly rumbling with some food and drinks! Hmm I wonder how you get that job maybe you have to get lucky I guess! Those are all amazing jobs but there is one that just stands out from the rest. With what I am about to share may surprise you and it may startle you but here it goes! If I had the pick of any job in this world I would be a movie critic yeah! Think about it getting paid to sit at a theatre with free beverages and snacks and enjoy a movie. I like writing so write about a movie do you like it do you hate it? Did it make you cry or did you give it two thumbs down? Who knows maybe someone will read your movie review and think that they have to see that movie just because the brilliant Oz said so. In my opinion you can't blame them for thinking so! Oz wants to know what is your choice and why is this job so interesting? Well until next time may the Oz always be with you