Ear Pulling 101!

Hey friends it's Oz here for a school memory edition of The Oz Files. This is a new week and Leah has come up with the theme of memories. I have had a lot of school time memories but there is one day I will never forget. Oh I forgot to give you the topic, Leah wants to know my favorite memory while in Elementary School. I must say I have a lot of memories at ole Willard Elementary go cougars the non Pullman variety! This memory takes us back to the 1st grade in Mrs. Hammond's class. I sure liked her class she was a good teacher and good role model for everyone to look up too. With all this being said let's get down to business and the great story that I will always remember. It was like it was yesterday and the vision is so clear in my mind because I thought it was fantastic. I was sitting in my little desk not in but at my desk on my chair and no Leah I did not fall off my chair. I haven't developed those mad skills at this time in my young youth but as you know were honed to perfection. As I was saying I was sitting down at my desk like a good boy with all the other good boys and girls but there was a rotten apple on this day in Hammond's 1st grade class. I don't know what sparked this confrontation but all hell broke loose and the culprits were my boy Erich Miller and of course the teacher Mrs. Haymond! Imagine this little 1st grader pulling on a grown women's ears and struggling to win this battle. Haymond was pulling on his ears in retaliation I think this was fantastic. Little Miller was struggling to keep his feet under him because he couldn't over muscle skinny Mrs. Haymond after awhile with one hand on Millers ear the other hand was on the button to call the front desk to report the issue. So little Miller was sent to the principals office and all he got was a teacher parent Principal conference. Knowing his dad a fellow teacher and ohhh boy I am sure the shit hit the fan but according to Miller via yahoo chat he says that he was punished for it but nothing major. Well that made me laugh inside and now outside what a nice memory to share! That's my story and I'm sticking to it! Well until next time may the Oz always be with you so long!

To Infinity And Beyond!

Hey friends it's Oz here for a outer space edition of The Oz Files. So this is the last creative writing blog however I think that I am considering every Friday for the free write Friday will be doing a creative writing story. Leah wants to know about my adventure in outer space. Well I don't know how I got to outer space because I am not with NASA HOUSTON WE HAVE A PROBLEM! So I just pressed a button on my TV remote and boom there I was in outer space. I formed a Broadway musical called The Aliens Are Rocking! I don't know but I think it's a novel concept. I also ate a lot of seafood and no Leah there wasn't any shrimp ice cream or lobster pie I am so sorry to disappoint ya! Well I don't like outer space so then I landed back on planet earth! Well that's my story and I'm sticking to it! Well until next time may the Oz always be with you so long!

A Night For The Ages!

Hey friends it's Oz here for a disturbing edition of The Oz Files! Um sorry for the delay going to do two blogs tonight and tonight's blog is courtesy of Erich Miller. I apologize in advance I have to write a short story with the words double stuffed Oreo, out cold movie, Irish trashcan, pooping and Chinese food. So yeah let's get this over with and then I can start on the second blog of the night and sadly the last creative writing blog this week. So this guy let's call him Gus and Gus had some double stuffed Oreos on this night and he was so happy. Gus loved him some double stuffed Oreos and he dipped them in milk it does a body good! While he was eating his double stuffed Oreos he was watching the hilarious movie they call Out Cold and he was laughing so hard he needed to drink an Irish trashcan so he did and he liked it! Gus also loved Chinese food so he had some great eats and that made him run to the bathroom where he would have to poop it out! Well that's my story and I'm sticking to it! Well until next time may the Oz always be with you so long!

Party At Oz's House!

Hey peeps this is the blog from Leah she did not state what the topic was so I'll do that before I post her amazing thoughts. Since I Oz got a new schedule Monday through Friday 7am to 3:30pm we have decided Leah is going to do a blog every Wednesday it's going to be amazing! Anyways I gave her the topic to write a story with the words funky monkey, The Wiz, Halloween and jellybeans. Ozzie was excited about his birthday. It was October 20Th, and his birthday is on Halloween, so he had 11 days to get his party planning done. He had chosen a costume party theme, since it seemed appropriate for the holiday as well. He had some problems choosing a costume… Should he be a witch, a princess, or his all time favorite movie character, the Wiz? “Tough decision,” he thought, “so I will work on food planning. I’m definitely going to have big bowl of jellybeans! And a food buffet with lots of margaritas on the side!” He got all the of the food arranged, and decided that he was going to be one of the flying monkeys from the Wizard of Oz instead of his original choices. The costume was amazing, and really made him look like a giant flying monkey! The day of the party came, and tons of people showed up. There were mermaids, ghosts, witches, and even a cross dresser! Overall the party was definitely a hit. Once the trick-or-treaters stopped interrupting with knocks at the door, Ozzie busted out in a totally awesome dance, which he named the “funky monkey”. Everyone loved it and they begged for an encore. The party went on until the early morning hours, and everyone was very hung over the next day, but they thought it was worth it. They are all looking forward to the next birthday party…

Stranded On An Island HELP!

Hey friends it's Oz here for another great edition of The Oz Files. Sorry I was MIA yesterday but Leah was going to do a blog last night but her internet crapped so she did it today and is going to email me the blog so I can post it for our peeps. However her internet crapped again so the blog from yesterday hopefully should be posted this weekend so now we got all that cleared up. Leah has come up with the creative writing blog topic this fine Thursday evening. I am stranded on an island and the only thing that me it to the shore with me when my canoe sunk in the middle of the ocean was a tarp, a giant mirror and a fun noodle, like you use in the pool. What will I do with these items? How will these things help me service until I am rescued? I think this topic is super fantastic. Oh no Oz was on a canoe but it sank but I survived because I am so amazing like that! All I have is a tarp, a giant mirror and a fun noodle. Oh boy I don't know what I can do with these items but I think we can figure this out. I will use the tarp to sleep on and make beach angels and probably get a nasty sunburn but the peeling process is fabulous! With the giant mirror I would be posing all day long and flexing my biceps of steel. I would say "Hey Sexy how you doin?" The mirror would also be a good fuel for making a fire if I could find a magnifying glass but that won't happen so I would just pose all the time! Oh and the fun noodle I would just practice my Ichiro swings with it I wold be so hip and groovy! I would also take it on the water and float around a bit to pass the time. How will these amazing items help me survive until I am rescued? All I will say is they will see the bright yellow tarp and a huge mirror and a guy swinging his fun noodle. With all that being said who wouldn't want to save me because yes I am that good and you know it! That's my story and I'm sticking to it! Well until next time may the Oz always be with you so long!

The Night Of The Burrito!

Hey friends it's Oz here for a burrito edition of The Oz Files. Leah has decided tonight's blog is going to be a short story about a tooth fairy, burrito and a container of worms. Now this should be fun! So there was a little boy let's call him Matt and one day he was eating a nice Taco Time BIG JUAN Burrito now that burritos is a giant. Little Matt did not know what to think how do I get this started and all you gotta do is chow down and hopefully come up for air once in awhile. While he was eating his BIG JUAN burrito and his mexi fries mixed in with his large Sprite little Matthew felt a little twinge OWWWW! Matt's mother says what's wrong and Matt says I am missing my tooth mother. Mother says let me take a look and the tooth was missing and little Matthew was bleeding so he got all cleaned up and they retrieved the tooth. Matthew manned up and finished his fabulous meal. That night he went to bed and the tooth was in a zip lock bag under his pillow. The tooth fairy came flying in and instead of giving him money he put a big container of worms on his bedside. When he woke up he saw the worms and he ate them and he thought they were tasty. Well that's my story and I'm sticking to it! What do you think of the words what would your story be? Well until next time may the Oz always be with you so long!

The Food Bong!

Hey friends it's Oz here for a weird invention edition of The Oz Files. Today's creative writing blog comes courtesy from farmer Leah Stafford. She says Hmmmm... I am given a special assignment by my job. I must make an invention using a spork, duck tape and a water hose. What will I invent? Will this be an everyday household item? What will I call it? Ha so this got me thinking what would I come up with when you get a spork which is a fork and a spoon combo with duck tape and a water hose? At first I was struggling must have been that doors burger and fries I had tonight oh can't forget my 7 Sprites at the Swinging Doors. There isn't much you can do with these three objects but I think I can BS may through this one it has never failed me before says I. What would I invent? I would invent what I like to call The Food Bong. If you have seen a beer bong you will know where this is going and I don't know if we want to go down this road but we must. How it's assembled is you take the water hose and you put it around your forehead and you tape it up with duck tape and then the hose part faces down and the spork is dangling on the side of the house. You grab a plate or bowl depends what your eating you put the food inside the invisible compartment and the food slides down the hose and onto your plate or bowl. Then you take the spork and depending and you pretty much indulge yourself to a nice meal. Is it an everyday household item? I would say you would use it everyday if you want to eat with it yes and one great product. Of course I'd call it The Food Bong which I would market it overseas to prepaid customers because they will buy anything even a prepaid phone ha ha um right Leah? So this is my invention go grab it while it's hot! What would you invent? Well until next time may the Oz always be with you so long!