Thanksgiving In April

Hey friends it's Oz here for a Thanksgiving edition of The Oz Files. That's right I said Thanksgiving would like me to talk about Thanksgiving in April? Yeah I know Leah um don't know what she's thinking ha ha I'm just playing but you know we do what we do best roll with the punches. Oh By the way Happy Easter everyone for he is risen! So my thoughts on Thanksgiving well I think it's about giving thanks for what you have and spending time with friends and family. Being with family is a huge part of the holiday season and my family is ay okay they give me a hard time but that's what a family does. Also football is a big part of Thanksgiving Americana. Football and Thanksgiving are like Leah and Stafford they just go together! Thanksgiving is also a time to stuff our little faces with some oh so healthy foods. God bless those turkeys who sacrifice there lives so that millions of people can have tasty Thanksgiving dinner. My favorite is the pumpkin pie with whip cream oh sooooooooo good! My aunt Robin last year she made pumpkin pie had a bit of a funny tase it tasted like chili pumpkin pie but still good we still give her a hard time about that. I don't like apple pie so nasty and wow yeah. I love turkey and pumpkin pie and definitely the worst thing is YAMS so I steer clear. My uncle Russ he loves the yams so he eats them all nobody will touch them. After everyone has eaten everyone is pretty tired so we watch a movie or something and fall asleep. My mom and aunt takes huge risks the next day and do the black Friday shopping that's like going to Costco on a weekend wow don't do it! Well what are your thoughts on Thanksgiving? Well until next time may the Oz always be with you so long!

Sweet Chin Music!

Hey friends it's Oz back again for a sweet chin music edition of The Oz Files. Tonight's blog topic chosen by Leah who is proceeding to get drunk right now has chosen while in a sober state to make the topic which celebrity would I like to meet and what would we do for the day? This definitely was a battle of wills to see who I would come up with. However I have made a decision and I think it's going to make this a pretty good blog. So let's cut to the chase and find out who Oz's dream celebrity hang out day a ma bob would turn out. This may shock and amaze some of you but for others it just makes sense. The person I have chosen to spend the entire today with is none other than the heartbreak kid Shawn Michaels! That's right future WWE hall of famer Mr. Wrestlemania, the showstopper the main event the headliner and so much more. Now that we know who the celeb is now we will talk about what we would do for a day and oh boy it's gonna be SWEET! We would have one activity all day long and we would continue doing this said activity until we fell over laughing. What we would do is go around dishing out sweet chin music to people who really pissed Oz off and if your in the way you might get it too! HBK and I would first have to dish out the sweet chin music to the inventor of flannel and of course people who are flannel wearers they have to be abolished! Here it comes the SWEET CHIN MUSIC down and out down ya go! You might think twice before you put on a flannel because the sweet chin music will hurt ya oh yes right in the jaw! The next casualties would be people who pronounce Gonzaga like Gonzawga! Those guys and gals need to be taught a lesson so the sweet chin music coming at ya full speed ahead pow pow pow your done! We would also have to target every prepaid customer walking the face of the earth they are annoying and would have SWEEEET CHIN MUSIC ringing through there heads all day and all night long! Finally I'd like to say that our last victims of the sweet chin music definitely has to be all WSU fans and alums and everyone who lives or lived in Pullman so they have to go SWEET CHIN MUSIC SWEET CHIN MUSIC ohhhhhhhhhhhhh what a thrill! Anyways so who would you meet and what would you do? Well until next time may the Oz always be with you so long! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2iwg8IJhqI

If I Only Had A Brain!

Hey friends it's Oz here for a free write Friday edition of The Oz Files. Today I have chosen a topic of which Wizard Of Oz character would I be and why? I hope you have all recovered from my brash arrogant blog last night I thoroughly enjoyed myself! The Wizard Of Oz is a great story a classic in American Movie history. Dorathy Gayle gets knocked out hard by the twista and has a dream and needs to find a way home along the way meets a scarecrow who needs a brain. The good ole Tinman who needs a heart. Finally you got the Lion who needs the Noive or Courage! As the story goes follow the yellow brick road be careful you might step in something yellow that you did not intend to if you get my drift. I have already portrayed the Wizard Of Oz in 8Th grade and I was soo good. So since I've already lived the life of the Wiz then we will have to rule him out. You should ask Leah about the Wiz I hear she loves that movie. Oh wait she hasn't seen it yet ha ha ha! This is a tough decision do I want a brain? a heart? or the noive? I tell ya decisions decisions but I guess there has to be some conclusion by the end of this blog. We mustn't forget Dorathy's little dog toto oh what a cute little thing now he's in doggy heaven. Let's start off with the Tinman shall we? The Tinman was a woodsmen and he was cutting down trees but he got turned into tin and he wasn't given a heart. This is quite sad how could you go on without having feeling for someone or something? When he gets rusty he has to fill up with the oil can my only question is what happens when the oil can runs out do you have to buy a certain type of oil or do you just go to chevron and filler up? I think the Tinman is a great dancer and he's awesome when he does the toot toot steam pops out of his head so classic! Since I mentioned the Tinman we obviously can conclude that my choice isn't the Tinman but what a hell of a guy! Now I must talk about that darn Lion he needs some courage and in a hurry. The Lion acts rough and tough but in the inside he's just a little pussy cat. He cried when Dorathy hit him on the nose I felt that was a great part of the movie emotion is always good to let out. The Lion needs the noive because without the noive the Lion is useless. Yes, he's a big creature but without that needed edge he's nothing just a guy with a lions mane and nothing more how sad! Since I discussed the Lion he also isn't my choice. So there is only one other option and you know who that is yes the mighty Scarecrow! I would be the scarecrow because he needs a brain his head is all of full of stuffin and his heart is full of pain. He likes to rattle every riddle for any indifiddle in trouble or in pain. I think he's a great guy! He fell off the post and well I just fall a lot so I think the Scarecrow and myself have a loot of things in common. He doesn't have a brain and I have a brain but sometimes I don't use it so I guess that evens itself out a bit. Dorathy and Scarecrow grew very close so close that maybe they had a flame brewing! Scarecrow doesn't like flames or fire so you can't count him out at bonfires! Just follow the yellow brick road and you find the great and powerful Wizard Of Oz. He gave them all what they wanted and they all lived happily ever after! SO what Wizard Of Oz character would you be and why? Well until next time may the Oz always be with you so long!

The Oz Spiker!

Hey friends it's Oz here for a sporty edition of The Oz Files. Leah has decided that tonight's topic will be what is my favorite sport to play and why do I love to play it? There are a lot of sports to choose from and they are all quite fantastic except for the most obvious boring sport of all time soccer. So I guess soccer did not make the cut oh so sorry Europe. I've been known to play a little basketball but when I do I usually end up hurting myself in some weird freak injury. So I tend to steer clear of the round ball and leave that to the professionals and the Hoopfest wanna be ballaz! How about throwing around a pig skin other known as football for our female readers. Ha ummm anyways I can throw a football a very long ways with such great accuracy. I can also catch the ball with ease however football is not thee sport for the Oz striker! The sport of hockey interests me air hockey style I am the best there ever was and the best there ever will be. However that doesn't get the nod at number 1. Ping pong is coming back with brutal force and I must say I do play a lot. When Oz touches a ping pong paddle everyone around him gets that feeling that something special is about to happen. When Oz graces the ping pong table and he battles the best talent out there and when he goes through them limb by limb it's quite the sight to see. When he hits those power shots with one devastating move down the line cross court backhand behind the back you name it I got it watch out China Oz is on to ya! I'll go Forrest Gump on your ass! However ping pong is a very nice sport which I dominate I make grown men cry and I make girls swoon with my God given abilities. I do love baseball however I'm not even gifted enough to play Americas pastime. I love to watch it but baseball is fabulous just like the Sandlot. Heroes are born and legends never die Kid! Anybody want to lend me the sandlot on DVD? I have it on VHS time to upgrade! The time has come where I will now reveal the sport that I have a blast playing and domination those poor souls RIP! The number one sport that I love to play without a doubt has to be none other than volleyball! I will play volleyball indoors or outdoors. You name the time and place and I'll be there to dominate you tools in the epic ozatopia of volleyball prowess. When I serve it I find the weakest player on the court and I exploit there weakness. It's usually some girl or some guy who thinks they are the bomb but all they are is a pawn in Oz's game of life! When the ball flies off my fingers up in the air when Oz's mighty touch grazes the ball it thunders down the line for an ace in your face son! If the ace doesn't happen it's gonna be damn near unhittable. When I'm not serving I'm diving like a champ digging those balls out. Oz says he's not afraid of floor burns or even beach burns it's all about the passion of the game! When I'm up at the net and someone tries to spike one over the OTRAIN they get a heavy dose of reality when they see the Oz roof them and say get that junk out of my house playa! I may sound brash and arrogant but that's how the game is played babes and gents! After each game I definitely do shake hands with my teammates and fellow pawns known as my competitors! It's always good to show good sportsmanship. The Oz says what is your favorite sport to play and why? Well until next time may the Oz always be with you so long!

Camping Oh What A Thrill!

Hey friends it's Oz here for a camping edition of The Oz Files. Um I'm kina not sober at the moment I think 11 drinks may do that to ya wow I love team trivia! Um So tonights blog topic is going to be what uis my favorite place to go camping and why is ti so amazing? Leah has a genius of a mind I am sooooo happy she's awesome in everyone every wy way imaginable! So my family and I love to go camping every year we do the camping thing all the tiem. When I say my family and I that means that I am part of the family can ya dig it babes and babets and guys and gents! Um so I like to gio intertubing and I will preface this by saying I won't be using spell check because i'm kinda not doing that tongiht too much work for the OTRAIN so bare with me with the typos! As I was saying i loev interubing and I lovehow my uncle get me on the tube then he makes a sharp turns and takes me a for a ride I will never forget ummm YEAH i fly off the tube and lay out in the lake on my back with such exhausintan it was sooo amzing! We love to go fishing and the fishies in the lake and in thee deep blue sea well they are my friends and I love them and I love to eat them but I don't like to gut them because that is kinda gross but so are peaches so I geuss you get my drift! Um sooo I should probobly answer the questin then what is my favorite camping spot and why is it so amazing? Um I'd have to say the eeeee best camping spot would have to be at 7 bays on lake rosevelts ho oh bay wbaby what a rush! The campsite is quite epic with great views and lots to do I love to swim and I lovd oto jump in the water! I love to eat while camping ohhhhh what a great time had by all! Well um I think I've done a lot of damamge for one night in more ways the an one! So tell me friends and friendetss um that's not a word. hatwhat is your favorite camping spot nd what makes it so amazing? Well until next time may the Oz always be with you so long!

Chucky VS Mickey!

Hey friends it's Oz here for a fight night edition of The Oz Files. Leah has decided that tonight's topic will be who would win a fight between Chucky E Cheese and Mickey Mouse? We will make this a lot easier on ourselves by calling the two characters Chucky and Mickey so we don't get lost. Wow this is a battle of the mouses which mouse will prevail? Only time will tell my dear friends. In one corner you got Mickey who's representing Disney and in the other corner you have Chucky who represents pizza and fun. Mickey is an old far so maybe his age and his grey hairs may put him at a disadvantage. Chucky he's not that old compared to old man Mick. Both guys are around kids all the time so they get a young vibrant feeling. Mickey is a fragile freak of nature he's oh so nice. Chucky on the other hand has his nice moments but I speak from prior experience he pushed me one time so I think he would have some brutal force. Mickey mouse has Donald Duck and Cinderella in his corner backing him up. Chucky has his band and a bratty 10 year old kid in his corner and of course a lot of pizza for his energy. Mickey starts off by doing a sneak attack from behind and he jumps on good ole Chucky threw Mickey down! Mickey was crying and he said, "Oh No my big Disney ears are hurting!" Chucky said, "Poor Mickey get up and fight like a big mouse get those big mouse pants on!" So mickey did not want to feel like a pansy so he got up and threw a punch to Chucky but Chucky blocked it and kicked Mickey down low. Mickey's eyes were filled with tears of sadness and pain. Chucky then picked up Mickey and he threw him across the room. Chucky could hear poor Mickey groaning in agony. Chucky then jumped from the table down to the floor where Mickey lay and landed on his little face. Finally Chucky rolled Mickey over and pinned him for the 1,2,3 count! There ya have it Chucky Cheese is the man and he's bigger and Donald Duck and Cindarella were consoling Mickey so they all shed a tear together. As far as Chucky and the band and the kid and the pizza they all lived happily ever after the end! Well what are your thoughts on this epic battle between the mouses? Well until next time may the Oz always be with you so long!

Vacation Destination!

Hey friends it's Oz here for a frequent flyer mile edition of The Oz Files. This blog may be one of the shortest blogs of mankind because I have to leave in like 20 minutes for work. I fell asleep before 8pm last night and just got the topic this morning so ummmmmmmmmm yeah! Leah has decided today's blog is going to be what is my best vacation I've ever taken? I've only taken a couple vacations only for a few days that is if you don't count camping which I do that all the time. I'd have to say my favorite vacation would be viva Las Vegas. Took a trip down there while i was going to SFCC for the national college newspaper conference and that is where I was introduced to some heavy drinking! Wow I was really not sober a lot of the time. Did a lot of fun stuff met a lot of interesting people down there. I gambled away and won wow I'm shocked wow yes. The food was good me and Hannah almost got lost in VEGAS at NIGHT so it was a good time. What is your favorite vacation destination? Well until next time may the Oz always be with you