Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Chucky VS Mickey!


Hey friends it's Oz here for a fight night edition of The Oz Files. Leah has decided that tonight's topic will be who would win a fight between Chucky E Cheese and Mickey Mouse? We will make this a lot easier on ourselves by calling the two characters Chucky and Mickey so we don't get lost. Wow this is a battle of the mouses which mouse will prevail? Only time will tell my dear friends. In one corner you got Mickey who's representing Disney and in the other corner you have Chucky who represents pizza and fun. Mickey is an old far so maybe his age and his grey hairs may put him at a disadvantage. Chucky he's not that old compared to old man Mick. Both guys are around kids all the time so they get a young vibrant feeling. Mickey is a fragile freak of nature he's oh so nice. Chucky on the other hand has his nice moments but I speak from prior experience he pushed me one time so I think he would have some brutal force. Mickey mouse has Donald Duck and Cinderella in his corner backing him up. Chucky has his band and a bratty 10 year old kid in his corner and of course a lot of pizza for his energy. Mickey starts off by doing a sneak attack from behind and he jumps on good ole Chucky threw Mickey down! Mickey was crying and he said, "Oh No my big Disney ears are hurting!" Chucky said, "Poor Mickey get up and fight like a big mouse get those big mouse pants on!" So mickey did not want to feel like a pansy so he got up and threw a punch to Chucky but Chucky blocked it and kicked Mickey down low. Mickey's eyes were filled with tears of sadness and pain. Chucky then picked up Mickey and he threw him across the room. Chucky could hear poor Mickey groaning in agony. Chucky then jumped from the table down to the floor where Mickey lay and landed on his little face. Finally Chucky rolled Mickey over and pinned him for the 1,2,3 count! There ya have it Chucky Cheese is the man and he's bigger and Donald Duck and Cindarella were consoling Mickey so they all shed a tear together. As far as Chucky and the band and the kid and the pizza they all lived happily ever after the end! Well what are your thoughts on this epic battle between the mouses? Well until next time may the Oz always be with you so long!

2 comments:

  1. I agree fo sho! Chucky would definately take down Mickey, in fact is Chucky even a mouse? I think he looks more like a rat, slightly terrifying!!

    Amanda

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  2. I'm not a rodent expert but when it boils down to it chucky is the victor

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