Survivor Island!

Hey friends it's Oz here for another solid edition of The Oz Files. Today's topic is If I were stranded on a deserted island what three things would I bring and why? This topic is intriguing if you ask me. Just imagine you are all by your self on a deserted island and you have to find a way to survive. There are no cell phones or emails or no digital devices and you have to dig deep inside to find the will to press on for your sheer survival of the game of life. Yes, it's a daunting task but you are in this situation and you have to find a way out and then you can tell your friends and family and who knows maybe some media outlets the whole story and you can have a nice laugh over it that is if you survive the elements! If I were stranded on a deserted island my first thoughts would be holy crap what am I going to do now? First of all you have to be grateful that your still alive and think of this situation as a positive not a negative. I would first papoose the area and see what all I had to work with and I find a way to make a shelter. That is the number one priority on antibody's list maybe or maybe not! The first item I would have on the island would be a huge box of matches. It's a very sound decision because without fire your life grows dimmer by each moment that passes. Making fire and keeping it going is very essential to survival and is also good for cooking meals that is if you can catch anything. Also fire is a good tool to utilize to make a S.O.S flare so someone can find you and that's the most important hing of all. My second item would be to have fishing equipment such as a fishing pole, bait and those sorts of things that is all in one group as a item. Without the fishing equipment I don't think your going to make much use of the firepit. You can catch some big fish and that could last you for a couple days. Drinking water could be an issue but I guess that's something I will have to deal with. My third and final item would be my shaving kit because I always want to look good no matter what. It's a shame to be all scraggly and look like your a bum! That's not how I roll and you never know maybe a shaving kit could come in handy down the line. Well these are my brilliant thoughts and I hope you enjoyed it! What would you bring and why! Well until next time may the Oz always be with you so long!

March Madness!

Hey friends it's oz here once again for a gripping edition of The Oz Files! Today is going to be a fun one with it being the start of march madness tomorrow and through out the the next few weeks it's gonna be a march madness edition of The Oz Files. I'd like to be the first one to say that WSU will not be in it this year they lost 1st rd at home to St Marys gotta dig it WSU blows! This is definitley the best time of year to be a sports fan. You gather up the "best" 64 teams and let them play it out and upsets prevail and the big teams go bye bye! There is always one team that becomes "cindarella" Gonzaga has had that title quite a few years agao! I will never forget the call with Gus Johnson saying the runnnnner THE SLIPPER STILL FITS GONZAGA OH BABY gives the Ozman chills and they are multiplying and yes they are definitley losing control! So i'd like to touch on the Syracuse Orangement for a minuite. They played in the Big East confrerence tourney last week and they really gaev it there all. With an instant classic with UCONN going six OT"s that is insane who does that? Then the next night they go to another OT game and survie that one how they did nobody will know. I would have to say pure addrenline. In the championship game against Louisville I think it all caught up to them and they did falter but wow what a great performacne I gotta tip the hat to the ORANGE! I'll let you know if the orange can get a few lucvky brakgs and get hot hey that team could win it all you never know! That was for you mr Blanchat! Some memorable moments from past NCAA tourneys have to be DREW for the WIN goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood! Goooooooooooooooooooooooooood! Wow what a great call Ted Robinson! You can't forget Chris Webber calling a timeout with no timewouts left with a lead against North Carolaina which resulted in a technial foul and CWEBB getting know as the guy who cost the Wolvarines the title! Nick Leute has requsted me to countdown the top 5 Douchebags in the NCAA tourney and even a wildcard that isnt' even in th tourney you girls will DIG IT! Let's start at number 5 and I'll have to go with all the 16 seeds in the tourney! Oz really commends you on your efforts on making it this far but I will have to sadly inform you that um you don't have a chance in hell to beat these great caliber #1 seeds so have fun back on campus and enjoy the driving range peace out 16 seeds! We now move to the number four position and the winner in this is Greg Paulis from Duke oh my God I hate Duke with a passion. They are on the same hate level as WSU wow that's a huge hatred I call it a loathing! Greg Paulis a little white guy who thinks he's all that and a bag of chips HOWEVA I don't think that much of you because your white and you think your black and you have a bad game playa! At number three were gonna go with Lorenzo Romar the head coach of the UW huskies! How lame are you bro when you don't want to play the Zags because you think and know your going to get your ass beat! You might as well wear a skirt and call ya susie because you have no balls check the unit! Now we move on to number two and I think I'm gonna go with Thabeet from UCONN he's this huge man beast who think he can get away with anything he wants too! I'm sorry dude this is AMERICA you can't do whatever the hell you want here you have to deal with consequences. So you can't just throw elbows and get away with it here man so so sorry! Don't cry when you don't get the calls nobody like that so be a man and take your beating! Okay we have come to the number one on this list and this one is going to be Jason off the bacheloer so girls have a nice giggle! I don't watch the bacheloer but Nick Leute thoght it would be a nice touch so there ya go! I'd also like to mention how epic it would be if Gonzaga faced off vs UW in the championship because you would have two washingotn state schools battling it out! Also UW would bow down to the Zags pure surpremency and they would love it take a royal beating behind the woodshed and yell uncle we surrentder! Wow that's a lot of blogging Skills right there yo so I hope you enjoyed this special edition of The Oz Files! Well until next time may the Oz always be with you SO LONG!

Long Live The Irish!

Hey friends it's Oz here for another rendition of The Oz Files! So it being the spirit of St. Patricks Day Leah has decided on a blog of St.Patricks Day. She said are you excited about doing a blog on St.Patricks Day lol I was quite hesitant but I guess we will see where the wind blows! I will start off by saying I am Irish and I am quite ashamed to let you all know that I did not know it was St. Patty's day until I got to work and I saw all the different shades of green. A pinch from a fellow coworker right in the arm on the flesh um not so nice at all! That is when I realized I had made a drastic mistake in forgetting that today was indeed St. Patricks Day! Maybe in 2010 I will get it right and maybe I'll do the pinching ha ha! What do people do on St. Pattys day? Well if you live in Ireland I'm pretty sure the whole country is shut down accept for the local pubs or bars that servce Alcohol. Rumor has it that the Irish like to drink and who can't blame em cheers all around! I am sure leprechauns love to drink but I am sure they only drink small shots because there tiny little bodies can't handle the heat of real alcohol! Bless there little leprechaun hearts! People in the United States Of America they drink on St. Patricks day but I am sure it's not on the level where it is in Ireland mate! Don't get me wrong you will definitely find a lot of people calling into work the next day saying they are sick but everyone knows what is going on you can't handle the thought of working with a hangover! I think for the most part Green Beer is a huge part of St. Pattys day and I have heard it's not that great and that really doesn't shock me to say the least. One thing I will say about the Irish, Notre Dame basketball blows blue balls big time they suck! Anyways those are a lot of thoughts for one person and it's raw emotion and definitely heart felt! So I hope you enjoyed this edition of The Oz Files. What do you like most about St.Patricks day A.K.A. St. Pattys and why? Well until next time may the Oz always be with you so long!

Animal Power!

Hey friends it's Oz here back again for another great discussion. Today I will be talking about what animal would I be and why? The possibilities are endless aren't they? There are wild animals and there are domestic animals it all depends what your preference is. I like tame animals and they call them wild animals for a reason. Just look at the alligator guy he died cuz he's stupid and got ate by an alligator or something! My choice is the ole fashioned pet we like to call a dog. Being a dog would be a lot of fun! To start off being a puppy is a good thing because you don't get in trouble for not being house broken so you can piss and take humongous craps in the house without getting in trouble. But as you get older if you still do it then you might get in trouble by your owners! Dogs can play fetch and do tricks and hell they can even enter some stupid dog shows! Also dogs can eat and sleep and play all day and they have not a care in the world! Dogs make good guard dogs or even a good hunting dog if you like hunting and I do not! Dogs love to give people kisses so that would be a lot of fun! Lastly all I have to say is a dog is truly a Man's best friend! What is your choice and why? Well until next time may the Oz always be with you so long!

Superheroes Revealed!

Hey friends it's Oz at your service once again. Today's blog topic got me really stumped and I hope I can BS my way through this. Leah thought it would be a good idea for me to talk about superheroes. Actually wants to know who my favorite superhero is and why? Gosh I've only seen the first two spiderman movies and the Dark Knight that is how much qualifications I don't have for this subject! I will dig down deep and find a way to contribute my two cents worth to this great nation we call the United States Of America. So as you all know it's down to two choices spiderman or batman? Batman is really cool however I have to go with my main man spiderman yo! Peter Parker is your average high school kid with good grades and all. He goes on a class field trip to a museum and a spider bites him how rude is that! That was a blessing in disguise because when that event happened that changed the course of Peter Parker's life forever may I quote Sandlot forever forever forever! So Peter Parker made this kick ass uniform he's half spider half man half amazing! Sorry couldn't resist myself. Spiderman fights crime in the city he meets people along the way that don't like him we like to call them villains! The people adored spiderman and well they should he was the peoples champion! spiderman always said can you smell what the web is weaving? The cool thing about spiderman is that he weaves these webs and scales buildings and swings from one building to another what a great guy! As you know he gets the girl Mary Jane she's smoking hot and he's quite the ladies man. So this my friends is my choice of a superhero. If your a comic nerd and try to prove these statements to be falsified then go read another comic book ha ha ha! What is your favorite superhero and why? Well until next time may the Oz always be with you so long!

Sickness With Benefits!

Hey friends it's Oz here for another great edition of The Oz Files! Today I will be discussing a topic that is near and dear to miss Leah's heart. When your sick what do you do to pass the time? Leah is sick poor poor thing! However she's making pizza and hopefully making plans to go to Golden Coral ha ha some inside dish there! Anyways so being sick sucks so what do I do when I'm at home sick to keep myself entertained? This should be a doozy because I have been "sick" and also been sick so this will be a fun little tale. I do everything the same when I'm "sick" and actually sick. If I'm really sick I like to order some pizza from dominos or pipeline or whoever I feel like ordering. I believe pizza is a good way to get you back in that groove. Just think the smell of pizza oh that feeling you get when you take a bit mmmmmmm tasty and zesty! Also like to drink lots of water with some sprite or root beer! Now that is only what I like to eat while I am sick. I really enjoy watching TV mainly sports and comedies all day long! I also enjoy my WWE programming Oh I just get all juiced up when watching guys pound on each other throw each other into walls and tables ladders and chairs oh my! I also enjoy watching movies! I don't really have a favorite to watch when I'm sick I just pick one and letter RIP! Leah wants to know if i play any games while I'm sick? Well I play games with um nobody so I guess that would be a no! Well thanks for your time friends and what do you do when your sick I'd like to know? Well until next time may the Oz always be with you so long!

Cocktail Delight!

Hey friends Oz here back again for another rim rocking edition of The Oz Files! Let's get down to business shall we? Today's topic is when your drinking what do you drink? What is your preferred cocktail that guarantees you will have a fun time? Well well well this brings up some very interesting questions and I am sure Leah know what my answers to these questions are. I will proceed with my thoughts on this topic she has chosen. Well if I drink I will be drinking some water and sprite oh you mean adult beverages! Okay, I tend to like the non manly drinks so I don't really like beer! Now beer is only to be swallowed only if I'm highly intoxicated and can't taste anything so whatever I drink tastes like water! I have leaned towards like Smirnoff's yum lynz remembers when I had a whole 6 pack while watching BORAT um may have been a little tipsy AY! Um so I also enjoy those screwdrivers yummmy! Also mudslides are good but I will now answer this last question which will shock all of America! My preferred cocktail that guarantees I will have fun will be of course a strawberry margarita ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nelllly! I have had quite a bit of margaritas across this great city and theee best straw marg is hands down at Sawtooth grill oh yes mmmm mmmm goooood! The 2ND best straw margs are at Tomato Street they know how to get it done and I'll throw in a 3rd and a tasty treat is at Red Robin mmmm mmmm good love a good straw marg to always get the party started and get the party shut down! You can never have too many margaritas especially before work or lunch break or after work hmmmmmmmm sounds familiar! Wow so what do you drink and what is your favorite cocktail to ensure a good time? Well until next time may the Oz always be with you so long!