My Favorite Day Of The Week

Hey Friends, Oz is back to his same old tricks once again back for another blog. This weeks subjects will have a theme set up by Leah and this week's theme is My favorite things. Today I discuss what is my favorite day of the week and why? I am going to discuss each day of the week and then after all the days are given there time in the sun I will reveal what is my favorite day of the week and why. Monday for starters is the first day of the work week for most and sometimes it's hard to get up and get yourself pumped for a Monday. However during the football season there is always Monday Night Football so if you are an American Monday could be just the day for you and if not then Monday could be a drag. You got a case of the Mondays? Mondays are good if you don't have to work ha ha I don't have too ya baby! Tuesday rolls around and you are feeling pretty good about yourself. You made it through Monday and Tuesday should be a breeze. What is there really to do on a Tuesday night um not a whole lot. Wednesday is typically known as hump day. If you get through Wednesdays then the rest of the week will be a piece of cake. What would you do on a Wednesday night? You may want to try some karaoke or maybe even team trivia. Thursday rolls around your one day closer to the weekend but not as close as you would like it. Good news is you can watch survivor and watch college hoops on big Thursday on ESPN. Friday comes along and you are so happy and energetic because the weekend is drawing close. You tell yourself make it through Friday and the weekend is mine. Friday is a great night you can go out for dinner and can go see a late movie or do whatever you want because you don't have to work the next day. Saturday comes along and you can sleep in if you want that's not what I do but anyways. Saturday is a sports feast all year round college football, college basketball, NBA basketball, NHL hockey and MLB baseball and many others. Saturday night is a great night to go out and party and be marry. We finally arrive to Sunday, Sunday is a sad reminder that the next day is Monday and most of you have to work the next day. On the other hand Sunday is a relaxing time and a day to go to church and enjoy NFL football or whatever you would like or maybe you want to take a long deserved nap. With all this said I have come to a decision on my favorite day of the week. The obvious answer is Saturday of course because of all the sporting events you can watch all day long and it's the weekend. This wasn't a hard choice to make and I would like to know what is your favorite day of the week and why? What do you do on your favorite day of the week? Well until next time may the Oz always be with you so long!

Valentines Day

Hey friends Oz here again for another great blog. Today's blog is about Valentine Days hence today is February 14Th 2009 Valentines Day. Roses are red violets are blue I am Ozzie and I love you! That is what Valentines Day is all about, Love is in the air between boy and girl or maybe you like the same sex I don't know. As a kid Valentines Day was a special time getting valentines day cards from your fellow classmates. Valentines Day candy hearts can't be matched, be mine, forever yours and many others. Whenever you got a valentines from a secret admirer that was always a thrill. Progressing into the high school years there was the Valentines Dance where the cute couples ventured to dance and be marry and make a statement to everyone this is who I love. If you are in the older generation then you have to find a way to woo your partner. Maybe you buy jewelry or candy or even a bouquet of roses you really can't go wrong. If you forget about Valentines Day and your honey may not ever want to have anything to do with you ever again but if you make it up to them then you may get lucky. Valentines Day is a day where restraints are booked with reservations with couples dining and making there statement to say I love you and you love me now were a happy family um sorry couldn't resist. The bottom line is love is in the air on this special day so if you have a sweetie I wish a very happy Valentines day and until next time may the Oz always be with you so long!

Alcohol and You!

Hey friends, it's time for another edition of you guessed it The Oz Files! In today's discussion I will be talking about alcohol and the different things that may happen when not taken in moderation and much more. Let's go back to the 6th grade for most of us young enough I am sure you remember the DARE program. the DARE program was a very good thing going. A policeman would come into classrooms every week and talk about the dangers of drugs and alcohol. The motto was "Just Say No" and as youngsters I am sure we all said yeah I'm not going to drink not going to drugs, then you grew up and were subject to the peer pressure. Kids would tell you come on every one's doing it, You're not cool if you don't pee your pants well that's not about drugs that's just a line from billy madison but you know you get the idea. In middle school you see kids drinking and smoking who knows what a really sad day in the eyes of many DARE graduates across this great nation. When you approach high school this is where the big peer pressure kicks in having all sorts of high school keggers and stoner parties you name it you could probably get your hands on it if you wanted too. If you go to college you can really count on heavy drinking and lots of it wow yeah go to Pullman Washington you will find short lived memories from what I hear. Let's talk about young adults drinking some drink hard A some drink beer some drink jello shots it's all up to the individual. Let's talk about Strawberry Margaritas now those things are real tasty. Going blended is the only way to go if you get it on the rocks that would be like really sad and very nasty. If your an old man who wears flannel and who has a bad comb over I'm sure you would just like to have a good old scotch and sometimes they like a wedge of orange in there beer! Now that I have covered the different types of alcohol you can consume, now we shall move on to what can go wrong when too much alcohol is consumed. If your at a BBQ and you have had too much to drink and you see a kitty pool filled with water what would you do? Hm, how about dive into the pool and lay in there for several minutes at a time! Good times are definitely in order. What happens if you drink too much and your out in the back yard with your pants down singing oh Christmas tree while taking a leak hm I wouldn't know about that just a suggestion! Also if your bowling don't think the floor is a pool because you may end up doing a nice swan dive if you know what I mean. If your a bum and drink that would probably make you really warm for a very short time then you would still ask for crack money or Even crack. Don't drink while drunk that's against the law and the coppers will get ya! If you are outside drinking depending on the time of year you might frolic under the leaves or make snow angels of grace and beauty! With all that said drinking can be a deadly virus that tears away at your liver but my doctor told me that I have the cleanest liver she has ever seen well that's how good I am and you can't deny it. I'd like to pose these questions to you., What is the most you have to drink? What is something you did that may have been laughable when your were intoxicated? Finally, what are some things that come from drinking that you think someone should know? Well until next time may the Oz always be with you so long!

Happy Birthday!

Hey friends Oz here again for another blog. Today's topic up for discussion is birthdays. Let me start off by saying I love birthday parties lots of cake and ice cream and if it's your birthday you get presents and added bonus for sure. As a young kid my birthdays were so glamorous because my birthday is on Halloween of all days. Yes, I know that sure does explain a lot doesn't it? My birthdays as a young strapping lad consisted of cake, ice cream, presents and extra candy from strangers when trick or treating told them it was my birthday and ordered them to give me more candy. That's how I rolled back then in the day. I still have a present from my childhood an original MY BUDDY wow what a treat. As I grew into puberty the birthdays consisted of no trick or treating but parties with pizza and pop and candy and the whole nine yards. Also as a kid a lot of my parties took place at Chucky Cheese where a kid can be a kid. In my high school years birthdays consisted of going out for dinner with family and my senior year two girls from the softball took me out for dinner at the onion and did some crazy dance. I've had my birthday at the onion and have done a lot of sick dance moves it's all about getting the free HUGE ice cream fudge sundae OH BOY! The Onion is common place these days for birthday festivities! Those are my birthday experiences, Oz would like to know what are your fondest birthday memories? What kind of presents have you liked and disliked? Until next time may the Oz always be with you!

Mini Pizzas

Hey friends Oz is at it again with another jaw dropping blog based on the random text messages sent always a delight. Today's topic is drum roll please, Mini Pizzas hm what a tasty treat! OK so we all like the regular pizzas small medium large extra large or maybe even a colossus. When you talk about mini pizza that is a whole different animal. A mini pizza can be cooked in the microwave and they are not really filling because they are "mini". They come in all sort of flavors, pepperoni, meat lovers, cheese, supreme, veggie loves and the list goes on and on. To fill you up real good you may have to pound away 6 of them mini pizzas. I would definitely have a nice cold beverage on the side to wash it all down with. If you decided to go with a hot beverage I don't think that would do your body good you would just have tongue burns ha ha ha! So what I ask is this, what are your thoughts on the mini pizza phenomena? Do you think eating mini pizzas are good for you? How often would you want to eat a mini pizza? Finally are you a mini pizza lover or hater? Until next time may the Oz always be with you so long!

Getting ripped off on weird store sales?

Hey friends Oz here again for yet another exciting tale of exhilaration blog action. In today's discussions I talk about getting ripped off at weird store "sales" So let me first start off by saying I'm not a big sales guy I hardly go shopping but this is what I am dealt with by the lovely Leah. Let's say your at the supermarket you see a sign that says buy 1 pizza get the second one free. Does this sound to good to be true? The answer is yes! What the sign really means is you can only buy 1 pepperoni pizza and you have to get another pepperoni pizza or else you have to pay full price for both pizzas how lame what if you want a pepperoni and a supreme? Decisions Decisions at the point I would recommend speaking with a manager because we all know that's how you get your own way and the "customer is always right' If your a pop lover or beer lover here is one for ya. There is a sale at the supermarket that says coke products or beer products are half off however the catch is you can only buy the coke itself you can't buy like sprite or any other coke brand and for the beer you can only buy bud light the other beer is full price lots of scheming at these stores I tell ya. I'm sure I could ramble on and on about this subject but the bottom line is this. Tell me a time when you were ripped off at a grocery store or any store when you saw a deal that was too good to be true and how did you respond? Until next time may the OZ always be with you so long!

Beans: Are they really the magical fruit?

Hey friends it's Oz at your service once again. Today's topic is one that is a major issue in this country and for that matter around the world. Let me ask you this, Beans are they really the magical fruit? Beans come in several different variations. You got green beans, string beans, Lima beans, baked beans, fried beans and many more I suppose. Green beans and Lima beans may not taste good but they are good for you. Take for instance the string bean, who wants to eat string beans you might as well be servicing liver worst yuck! If you go on a camping trip I'm sure you would pack up some good ole fashion baked beans. Baked beans have a little kick to them you love em or you hate em. I would only baked beans if that was the only thing that was left to eat. If I had other options I'd go for the better tasting food but you can never go wrong with baked beans. Now if you eat nachos from your favorite Mexican establishment then we get into some good ole fashion fried beans. Now those beans will give you major league gas. I'd say don't eat all of fried beans because you may be backed up for the next couple of hours if you get my drift boys and girls. You never know maybe you will be a tooting machine composing great symphonies from the tush. Now the real question are beans really the magical fruit? I would have to say based on the fact that beans are a vegetable, Oz would have to say no they are not a fruit but are they magical? I'm sure if you cleared out a room I would have to say they are definitely magical! They are a magical vegetable but fruit I'd have to say no. I'd like to leave you with these closing thoughts, What is your opinion on beans the magical fruit is it really the magical fruit? Or is it just a good song? Also, what is your favorite kind of bean and why? Well until next time may Oz always be with you!