The Greatest Cartoons of Man Kind!

Hey friends it's Oz here um kinda a little not sober at the mement so please bare with me it's much appreciated thanks! Well this is another edition of The Oz FIles and today I will be talking about What is my favorite all time cartoon on tv and wahat makes it so amazing? Let me first start off with that as a kid i watched a lot of cartoons so I have a good vareity to choose from. For starters let's go with the good ole looney tunes. YEs I know there are several looney tunes to choose from ti's so hard but i'm putting them all in one category! My favorite looney tunes is I thought I saw a pussy cat I did i did ohhhhhhhhhh Slyvester you crack me up man! I also really enjoyed the muppet babies oh yeah kermit the frog and miss piggy and gonzo I wish there was an Ozo so I can be like oh theres ozo but I loved Fozzy wakka wakka wakkka! I also enjoyed the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turules cartoons oh man as a kid I owend everything turtles you name it I had it. All I Gotta say is COWABUNGA DUDES AND DUDETS! I think French is a great languarge what do you think peopole? I also enjoyed the Jetsons oh man what a rush dudes and duets! Eljoy Elroy and Betty and George and heroy the dog oh what was the cute wifes name Jane I don't know whe sshe was goood looking hmmmmmm doggy! As I will say this is my all time favorite and the winner of tongihts blog is... The world renouned The Flinstones! You got Fred, Barney, Betty, Wilmas, Pebbles , Bam Bam, Dino and don't forget mr Slate I belive it was something like that or another mumbo jumbo I don't like hippos only the game hungry hippos Booo yow I win YAYZAS! The reason why I love The Flinstones soooo sooo much is because of the theme song and of course all the great trouble fred gets into and he always involes hi sbest frined Barney Rubble in the Jungle Mungle! I love the bowling scenes maybe Fred does a face plant because I do them very well so says Leah! What is your favorite cartoon of all time>? Oh I also love Garfield and Friens #2 on my list can't belive I would forget the orange cat and dldo no no ODIE Yes odie was the dogs name and owner JOhn Arbucle yuyour seatbelts ha ha ha! Well until next time may the Oz always be iwth you so long!

Oz The Movie Critic!

Hey friends it's Oz again for another knee slapping edition of The Oz Files! Today I will explore what my favorite job would be in the world and why would I find that job so interesting? There are a lot of jobs out there that would interest me so deeply. I got a background in sports I love sports and it would be a lot of fun to be a sports writer for a major sports team and follow the team wherever they went. It would be nice to interview the players and the coaches and what not. I mean that would be a dream job for sure I am just putting that out there for you to nibble on if you were Mike Tyson I might be a little worried! I also enjoy singing and singing is something I do very well. I'm not just saying that to gloat I am saying it because it's a gift and the gift is beautiful. So being a singer would be something that would interest me in so many ways! Singing in front of packed arenas and touring and doing media interviews would definitely be real time consuming but real worth it. Gotta love those blood sweat and tears! I also like to eat and drink so I think a professional food and drink critic would be something really fun to do. Why not get paid for eating and drinking and at the same time get the ole belly rumbling with some food and drinks! Hmm I wonder how you get that job maybe you have to get lucky I guess! Those are all amazing jobs but there is one that just stands out from the rest. With what I am about to share may surprise you and it may startle you but here it goes! If I had the pick of any job in this world I would be a movie critic yeah! Think about it getting paid to sit at a theatre with free beverages and snacks and enjoy a movie. I like writing so write about a movie do you like it do you hate it? Did it make you cry or did you give it two thumbs down? Who knows maybe someone will read your movie review and think that they have to see that movie just because the brilliant Oz said so. In my opinion you can't blame them for thinking so! Oz wants to know what is your choice and why is this job so interesting? Well until next time may the Oz always be with you

The TV show debate rolls on!

Hey friends it's Oz here for another edition of The Oz Files! Today's topic is going to be what is my favorite TV show and why is it so amazing? Well to begin I own let me count them 8 complete series on DVD wow that's quite the collection. I love the old time TV shows I am not really a fan of any modern shows accept for Survivor and American Idol and of course Sportscenter! For starters there was the classic Threes Company with John Ritter, Suzanne Summers, Joyce Dewitt, Jenilee Harrison and Priscilla Barnes just to name a few. Threes Company was about two girls and a guy sharing an apartment together and in order for the guy to stay he had to pretend he was gay and this turnned about for some high quality laughs and oh my goodness won of my all time favorites this is definitely at the top of my list! We now move our focus from a comedy to a rather serious drama show which aired in the 1980's and ran through the early 1990's. It was none other than the Wonder Years oh what memories! This show dealt with real issues that every day families went through which I thought it was pretty neato! Fred Savage played little Kevin Arnold and he was so good at what he did and you know that's how he rolled! the supporting cast was tremendous with Jason Harvey playing Wayne Arnold the older bratty brother of Kevin Arnold. The parents Dan Lauria and Alley Mills very strong indeed! The sister Olivia D'Abo played this hippy free spirit she was a riot and there were others but the character that pulled that show together was the voice of big Kevin Daniel Stern wow what a great job. I would be remiss if I did not mention the stunning Danica Mckellar who played Winnie Cooper meow! This show definitely deserves a lot o praise. Another show I really adore is Growing Pains! The show about a family with a pshycologist father Jason Seaver and mother Maggy Seaver a journalist and then the three kids Mike Carol and Ben Seaver. This show was off the charts funny maybe a little too corny for some but I really enjoyed it! Mike Seaver always getting into trouble and he was always oh so devious you never knew what was coming next. I could go on and on about this great show but I won't you gotta see it to believe it son! This was definitely a hard decision if I had it my way these shows would be a tie for my all time favorite along with Happy Days but I can only pick one show. In my opinion the best TV show ever assembled has to be The Cosby Show! This show oh my goodness Billy Cosby Halarious then you got Phylicica Rashad, Malcom Jamal Warner, Keisha Knight Pulliam, Tempestt Bledsoe, Lisa Bonet and Raven Symone and so many more. This show is so good because of course you got Billy Cosby with his wacky stories that make you laugh so hard you turn red and pass out so call the doctor if it's an emergency! The kids in the show were sooo good I mean they always got in trouble and they way they got in trouble was so classic. The mom and dad always found a funny way to punish them. It was also fun to see the kids grow up over the years I was Rudy's age when the show came out so it was fun to watch every episode I just love this show as much as Bill Cosby loves the J-E-L-L-O! On a side note HUUUUUGE fan of Different Strokes as well Whatchya talking about Willis? What is your all time favorite show and what makes it so amazing? Well until next time may the Oz always be with you so long!

Elvis and Aliens!

Hey friends it's Oz again for a very a revealing edition of The Oz Files! Tonight Leah has decided to let me choose a topic and I have to let you know choosing a topic is hard to do! She's got mad skillz yo! Anyways I have come to the decision to talk about drum roll please... Bam bam bam Was Elvis abducted by Aliens? There are a lot of people out there who think that Elvis is still alive and there are those who think he died of an overdose. So what really happened to the king of rock and roll? This serious subject is one that can't be taken lightly. I will first say that those who think that Elvis is still alive may be right because it is an opinion and may be the wrong one but an opinion none the less! If Elvis is still living on planet earth then why hasn't anyone seen him? Has his looks gone by the waste side and he now looks like a common man if he was still alive he would be 74 years old! Word on the street is that there have been Elvis sightings all across the world wow why haven't I seen him? All I ask is for a glimpse! There are others who say the king is dead! All signs point to this to be true but how can you rely on death certificates people? It is reported that he died of a heart attack and there was a reported 14 drugs in his system and was pronounced dead on arrival! Can you really trust what you hear they are saying the autopsy results won't be available to the public until 2027. That is 50 years after his supposed death! These are all great stories but this is actually what went down. Elvis was enjoying his life down in Memphis and all of a sudden in the blink of an eye he saw something flying in the air! Elvis couldn't believe his eyes he thought it was superman but to his surprise it was a flying object in the air. That's right a flying saucer was approaching his residence and he had no idea what do think. Once they landed he got down on his knees and the aliens said Elvis you are the king of rock and roll and we want to be just like you. Elvis responded there is only one King of rock and roll and at that point the aliens abducted Elvis from his home and he hasn't been heard from since! The mystery continues and will be continued. Ha ha um what do I really think what happened of course he's a dead man there is no debating this but I appreciate your time and energy everyone! What do you think happened to the King of Rock and Roll? Well until next time may the Oz always be with you so long!

Restaurants and Me!

Hey friends it's Oz again for the closing of what has been a food themed blog week! Today's blog topic is what is my favorite restaurant? What do I love about it? What do I usually order when I go there? So there are a lot of different combinations that would satisfy the Oz's emotional and nutritional desires. I love a lot of food and different eating establishments. I like drive throughs and I like sit down restaurants but in this case I have to pick a restaurant and that's what I intend to do. You know there are fancy restaurants and there are simple restaurants I prefer a family type establishment with good talent. I will talk about what talent means in the Oz dictionary of amazing words in a little while. I will cut to the chase and let you know that my favorite restaurant on this earth is. Are you sitting down? The news that I am about to deliver might shock some of you and my choice is definitely Red Robin. Now Leah I know you probably thought it would have been Heroes and Legends because of my great times there. However I put Heroes and Legends and The Swinging Doors in there own category sports bar/restaurant lounge. There are several reasons why I love the awesomeness that is Red Robin. The first is definitely the gourmet burgers hence the name Red Robin Americas Gourmet Hamburgers and Spirits A.K.A Red Robin! Also they have bottomless steak fries which are to die for not literally but you know what I mean can ya dig it? The drinks are really thirst quenching pops and other beverages that I will discuss in just a little bit. The atmosphere is second to none, It's a great family atmosphere and very popular with all age demographics even if you wear flannel! One last thing why I love Red Robin so much is they have great talent and when I say talent I mean the waitresses are good to look at and converse with. I haven't met a low grade talent at Red Robin yet so I don't think that will change! On a side note my second favorite restaurant The Onion also has grade A ++ talent for sure! I am now obligated to answer the final question of miss Leah which what do I usually order when I go there? Well there are some different combos but mainly I will either order a monster burger and they call it a monster burger because it's a beast of a burger but Oz has tamed that beast several times! Most recently I've been ordering the classic Red Robin burger with an egg and Bacon and all the fixins on it. It's quite the tasty treat yummy! The steak fries are something you can't describe how good they really are. You can't really go thirsty so you have to order something to drink. What I usually order is either a root beer or a sprite and always order one or two margaritas sometimes had three one time that was a great time! They have really really good ones and I got a free one last year because they forgot I ordered another one so bonus point yes! So that's my story and I'm sticking to it! So what is your favorite restaurant? and why do you love it so much? What do you usually order when you go there? Well until next time may the Oz always be with you so long!

The Perfect Meal!

Hey friends it's the Amazing Oz back again for another epic tale of The Oz Files and you love it! So Leah thinks she's really funny giving me a three part blog topic whatever she says goes! So Leah has decided that tonight's topic is going to be what is my idea of the perfect meal? What items would it include? What would be for dessert? IF you have been reading my blogs I usually give some examples then make the big reveal this time I am going to change it up just a pinch! Since this is a pretty loaded subject I am just going to dive right into it just like I took a dive on the players and spectators bowling alley Leah loved it! Even though I don't recall that ever happening! Oz the Great and his idea of the perfect meal. Decisions decisions, I'll just put this out there as long as there is meat that is cooked that is always a good sign for me to dig in and devour what is put in front of me! On the other hand you can never go wrong with bread products because they are soo good and mighty healthy. I'd prefer a hot meal rather than a cold one that's just how it has to be. this one is for you Leah, Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth? Ha ha wow that was random anyways another thing would be gotta have something to drink so that definitely has to be a cold beverage! Well that covered the first of this three part question. Now the elements will now come into fruition as I peel away the layers of this blog into a masterpiece! You may ask what does your meal consist of? I'm glad you asked because I have an answer it took me a little time to think about it but I have come with a great meal. My first idea was meat pizza with root beer and bread sticks always a good choice but then cooler heads prevailed! I would first start with a nice dinner roll with butter yum! I like the ones they have at Golden Coral oh baby so fresh and gooey! I think eating that roll made me thirsty so I think I'll have a Sprite and a Strawberry Margarita Blended yummmers! The main dish is quite extravagant it's a good ole fashion pot roast. This includes onions, carrots, potatoes, beef, celery and so much more that's some good eating right there son! So that covers part two of this three question blogathon! Now every ones favorite time of the meal it's dessert time. Sir or Madam would you like a dessert menu? The response no thanks we know what we want! Leah I am sorry to break your Little heart but no it's not chocolate cake smeared all over my face wow good times though AY! My choice for desert would have to be the HUGE piece of carrot cake you get at Swinging Doors best in town they bring it on a HUGE plate wow Swinging Doors sounds better by the minute! So there ya go folks another great writing piece by the one the only wiz of oz himself! Don't pay any attention to that man behind the curtain! Oz wants to know what is your ideal meal? What does it consist of? What is for dessert? Well until next time may the Oz always be with you so long!

Candies At The Silver Screen!

Hey friends it's oz here again for a roller coaster of a ride they like to call Ozzie's playhouse no it's the Oz files blogathon! Today's topic is what is the bet candy to munch on while at a movie and why? Well dudes and dudets this should be a very lovely discussion. Myself I do go to a lot of movies but I'm not big on the candy while watching a movie kinda guy I am more of a popcorn on large sprite kind of guy but Leah supplies and I demand thought you would like that play on words! I think a good movie candy to start with would be those red hot tamales ohhhhhhhhh baby they are hot and steamy meow! One time at the Garland Theatre I bought this HUGE bag of starburst man I downed that bag like there was no tomorrow! I heard a little voice saying Ozzie eat me I'm juicy and fruity! How about those Junior Mints? Yeah buddy Junior Mints they are like chocolate and minty so it's like health food! Well not exactly but I'm sure if you thought about it for quite some time I'm sure you would see it the Oz's way! Sour Patch Kids wow those can be sooooooooo lethal it's not even funny! You have to bring a glass of something to drink because it makes your mouth go numb and your eyes are watering well that's just me! How about those Red Vines mmmm good if you ask me! The strawberry flavor of that gooey goodness is just ay okay and so "yummo!" Well it has come to that time where Oz has to make his presence felt and that's how it should be and that's how it's always gonna be YA DIG? My favorite movie snack if I had to choose and I am would be milk duds because milk duds are so gooey and so healthy for ya! Milk duds are so addicting you eat the whole box wow so so tasty! If you don't like milk duds then we will have to check you into the nearest psycho ward ASAP! Well until next time may the Oz always be with you so long!