Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Mini Pizzas


Hey friends Oz is at it again with another jaw dropping blog based on the random text messages sent always a delight. Today's topic is drum roll please, Mini Pizzas hm what a tasty treat! OK so we all like the regular pizzas small medium large extra large or maybe even a colossus. When you talk about mini pizza that is a whole different animal. A mini pizza can be cooked in the microwave and they are not really filling because they are "mini". They come in all sort of flavors, pepperoni, meat lovers, cheese, supreme, veggie loves and the list goes on and on. To fill you up real good you may have to pound away 6 of them mini pizzas. I would definitely have a nice cold beverage on the side to wash it all down with. If you decided to go with a hot beverage I don't think that would do your body good you would just have tongue burns ha ha ha! So what I ask is this, what are your thoughts on the mini pizza phenomena? Do you think eating mini pizzas are good for you? How often would you want to eat a mini pizza? Finally are you a mini pizza lover or hater? Until next time may the Oz always be with you so long!

Getting ripped off on weird store sales?


Hey friends Oz here again for yet another exciting tale of exhilaration blog action. In today's discussions I talk about getting ripped off at weird store "sales" So let me first start off by saying I'm not a big sales guy I hardly go shopping but this is what I am dealt with by the lovely Leah. Let's say your at the supermarket you see a sign that says buy 1 pizza get the second one free. Does this sound to good to be true? The answer is yes! What the sign really means is you can only buy 1 pepperoni pizza and you have to get another pepperoni pizza or else you have to pay full price for both pizzas how lame what if you want a pepperoni and a supreme? Decisions Decisions at the point I would recommend speaking with a manager because we all know that's how you get your own way and the "customer is always right' If your a pop lover or beer lover here is one for ya. There is a sale at the supermarket that says coke products or beer products are half off however the catch is you can only buy the coke itself you can't buy like sprite or any other coke brand and for the beer you can only buy bud light the other beer is full price lots of scheming at these stores I tell ya. I'm sure I could ramble on and on about this subject but the bottom line is this. Tell me a time when you were ripped off at a grocery store or any store when you saw a deal that was too good to be true and how did you respond? Until next time may the OZ always be with you so long!

Monday, February 9, 2009

Beans: Are they really the magical fruit?


Hey friends it's Oz at your service once again. Today's topic is one that is a major issue in this country and for that matter around the world. Let me ask you this, Beans are they really the magical fruit? Beans come in several different variations. You got green beans, string beans, Lima beans, baked beans, fried beans and many more I suppose. Green beans and Lima beans may not taste good but they are good for you. Take for instance the string bean, who wants to eat string beans you might as well be servicing liver worst yuck! If you go on a camping trip I'm sure you would pack up some good ole fashion baked beans. Baked beans have a little kick to them you love em or you hate em. I would only baked beans if that was the only thing that was left to eat. If I had other options I'd go for the better tasting food but you can never go wrong with baked beans. Now if you eat nachos from your favorite Mexican establishment then we get into some good ole fashion fried beans. Now those beans will give you major league gas. I'd say don't eat all of fried beans because you may be backed up for the next couple of hours if you get my drift boys and girls. You never know maybe you will be a tooting machine composing great symphonies from the tush. Now the real question are beans really the magical fruit? I would have to say based on the fact that beans are a vegetable, Oz would have to say no they are not a fruit but are they magical? I'm sure if you cleared out a room I would have to say they are definitely magical! They are a magical vegetable but fruit I'd have to say no. I'd like to leave you with these closing thoughts, What is your opinion on beans the magical fruit is it really the magical fruit? Or is it just a good song? Also, what is your favorite kind of bean and why? Well until next time may Oz always be with you!

Sunday, February 8, 2009

Cats Vs Dogs what's your choice?


Hey Friends Oz is at it again. Today's subject is Cats Vs Dogs which do you prefer? I have two cats I've had a dog before so this one is a real close call. Let me start off with the cats debate. Cats are cute and cuddly and when they want to eat they will meow at you until they get what they want. Cats have claws and they really hurt if you are not careful. If you get a cat make sure you declaw them so they do not tear up the house. Cats like to rub there heads against several objects such as purses, bags, other people and many others. Cats like to clean themselves daily so I would consider them very high maintenance. Some cats walk around with their heads held high thinking they are all that and a bag of chips but us owners know otherwise. Kitty Cats are well potty trained for the most part but one of my cats Pistol he's an older cat and he likes to poop on the floor and sometimes in the litter box Jazzy a cute little thing about 2 or 3 years of age knows how to do her business she's such a good cat. Cats also like to play a lot tackling each other and lick each other so it's a little of give and take. That is the argument for the Cat. Now I make the case for the dog. Dogs come in all different shapes and sizes and a lot of dogs like to smother you with kisses. Which is a definite plus but if you don't like dogs maybe your not all for the dogs. Dogs are definitely a man's best friend and that will never change. There are some dogs that are meant for hunting or guard dogs in those cases dogs can be a very dangerous animal who can be put to sleep because they bite some innocent person and that is very sad. Dogs are very blunt about marking there territory when they make there mark you know not to cross the line. Dogs are good for playing fetch with a Frisbee, going to the lake or go camping. Dogs make good companions for the blind being guide dogs which I think is very very cool. With all this said it's time for Oz to come to his conclusion. Do I prefer Cats or Dogs? It's a very tough call I have to admit but when it comes down to it. I have to give the nod to the feline the cats because they are less of a hassle to clean up and they are a smaller breed of animal and they are so soft but I also love dogs but in this case Cats get the slight edge! I have a couple of closing thoughts. What is your preference? Cats or Dogs? Man's best friend or do you like Garfield? Why do you like one or the other? Until next time may Oz always be with you!

Saturday, February 7, 2009

Clumsiness is it in you?


Hey Friends it's Oz again and today's topic up for discussion is clumsiness and injuries that could happen when things go wrong. Clumsiness is defined as a lack of dexterity, nimbleness or grace from the Websters dictionary. I myself have had my own compilation of spills and thrills. Take the simple activity as walking with one foot in front of the other for Oz that is quite some task. In some cases I have had the misfortune to fall into things such as podiums, walls, file cabinets, doors, pillars and even air believe it or not it is humanly possible. I can recall another time when i was playing ping pong and I was playing doubles and I stepped on my partners foot and you may ask "what happened?" glad you asked what happened is a really really bad ankle sprain good news for me is that i have sprained both ankles at least ten times a piece. My junior year in high school in pre game warm ups I was hit in the face with a basketball and I was laid out on my back I battled the elements and was able to deliver the water like there was like no yesterday. What irritates me is when you bite your lip and you bleed and when you eat salty fries it burns like hell. Leah likes to vacuum her floor and somehow managed to gain two cuts near her BIG toe ouch what a warrior! If you get hit by a semi truck I don't think your going to get up from that it is highly likely your going to be going to the cemetery so don't get hit by a semi. I will recall a freak sports injury at the major league level. In 1990 rookie Glen Allenhill for the Toronto Bluejays had a bad dream about spiders and was sleep walking in his hotel and it did not help that he has the fear of eight legged creates and he walked up the stairs up in his apartments and scraped his knees and elbows on the carpet when he woke up he was on a couch and his wife woke up screaming he was a bloody mess and he required crutches in essence missing the game vs the Seattle Mariners. Sammy Sosa hurt his back by sneezing wow what a tragic way to go on the DL. With all these examples I'd like to make a couple closing comments. Oz wants to know what are some painful memories that happened to you did it require surgery and I would also like to know what is the weirdest injury you have ever heard of ? Until next time may the Oz always be with you!

Friday, February 6, 2009

Breakfast For Dinner


Hello friends let me introduce myself my name is Ozzie but the ones who know me best call me oz. I'd like to introduce this blog by saying that this is a random subject format being provided with a random subject from a friend of mine and I provide the magic they call Ozmosis. Today's subject is breakfast for dinner? HM, what an interesting concept we have here it's dinner time and the most logical choice would be hm let's have a nice hamburger with fries and a root beer or a beer you know a traditional Amercian meal. On the other hand your saying what about a cup of joe some biscuits and gravy maybe some sausage, bacon or maybe even a nice tall glass of OJ the non simpson variety the OJ you drink not the ones who live behind bars. If you have a big appetite how about a nice stack of pancakes with a side of toast and if your really hungry dash in some french toast and a three cheese omelet! Those are just some ideas to think about. Let's move on to what is better for dinner a nice steak dinner or do you want to change it up and have breakfast for dinner? I don't think you would want breakfast for dinner all the time but once in awhile in moderation is definitely a good change of pace and dinner for breakfast not a bad idea how about Tacos for breakfast and Rice Krispies for Dinner and for Lunch how about a little creme brulet and for desert how about a twinkie HM gotta love that cream filling! So, I will close with this statement. It doesn't matter if your black or white if your prepaid or postpaid if your happy with what you eat and keep it under control then I'm all in support of your eating habbits but remember friends it's not if you win or lose it's how you play the game and I play it rough anyways let me know what your throughts on this subject until next time may the Oz always be with you.