The Million Dollar Man!

Hey friends it's Oz here for a book deal edition of The Oz Files. Leah wants me to write about if I get a million dollar book deal what would I write about? Also what would the book be called? Would I ise my real name or an alias? Well this is a very interesting topic. I could go into a lot of different directions but there was one clear cut choice. No it is not about sports wow I know a very big shocker it even shocked myself! The million dollar book would be about a million dollar man and that man is called the great and powerful wizrd of OZ! No I'm not talking about the movie, I am talking about my awesome self. The title would be Oz And His Legion Of Fans. The book would chronical the life and times of the ever so humble and meek Oz the 3rd. The untold stories from the Oz himself. It will keep you on edge you don't know what will be next you gotta read because you can't get enough of The Oz and his antics! I would use my househeld name yes SIR! No alias for Oz he's above all that. What would you write about? the title? Real name or alias? Well until next time may the Oz always be with you so long!

Mommy Dearest!

Hey friends it's Oz here for a mommy edition of the Oz files. Leah has decided it is mothers day so the topic is about my mom. My mom is awesome when you have to deal with me your number 1 in my book. My mom is a single mom and she did a hell of a job. Working at the spokane county courthouse for many many years. She is a sports fan but she does not compare to the oz in the sports universe. My mom does ballet ohhh so graceful well she is amazing. A real swell lady she always gives me a bad time but she's always there for me mad mad props to my mom and all moms out there. I love her so much and she is a mom and she gave birth and it was painful. Tell me bout your mom. Well until next time may the Oz always be with you so long

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Wally Mart Good Or Bad?

Hey friends it's Oz here for a Wal Mart edition of The Oz Files. Leah has decided tonight's topic will be about Wal Mart and how good or bad it is. As she says, "Wal-Mart we all know they have some amazing deals. But some people strongly oppose shopping at Wal-Mart. What is my opinion of Wal-Mart? Do I believe that they are an evil company? So Wally Mart is pretty big across this great nation. I don't know if Wally Mart is world wide or if it's only nationwide. Anyways Wally Mart always has the slogan saying rolling down prices everyday! There is no doubt that Wally Mart is mega corporation that flourishes on the middle class. Wal Mart has a lot of great benefits it has groceries and pretty much anything you can think of Wal Mart has it. Some stores even have a McDonald's in it. How genius is that a McDonald's in a Wal Mart. A shootout to Leah and War to the Iphone app idea for ordering McDonald's food on the phone. Anyways I tend to go to Wal Mart on a frequent basis. They have good prices and good people work there you gotta love the men and women wearing the blue. So with all this said I think Wal Mart is a very good commodity in today's world market. Some people think that Wal Mart is bad but this is America people do have there own opinions and it's the wrong one! Ha I only kid but Wal Mart is amazing and so am I so it's a great combo wouldn't you say? Well what do you guys think of Wal Mart? Well until next time may the Oz always be with you so long!

Bowling And The Shirts!

Hey friends it's Oz here for a bowling edition of The Oz Files! Well it's free write Friday so I am going bowling tomorrow night with Erich so it should be amazing. My topic tonight is Bowling and the bowling shirts people where to look like they got game! So bowling is a great activity for people to do and for families to enjoy. My uncle and his three kids are bowling sharks they will eat you alive. They bowl circles around people a shout out to Rich, Amanda, Brian and Justin Oens! I've learned a lot from my uncle Richard and so I now have honed my craft that I like to call Ozmosis bowling cosmopolitan Um I don't know I just made that up. Bowling is epic you got a ball you got a lane and you aim for the pins and letter rip just like the farts that come out the other end. You can be a kid and bowl because they got those bumpers they use for kids and old folks who wear flannel um yes! The way the bowling ball rolls down the alley is such an amazing sigh as you see it roll to the left or roll to the right and into the gutter! Sometimes people fall down when they are bowling if they are pushed or even if they are not pushed um yeeeah! So the hardcore bowlers they got the whole kit and caboodle. They got bowling gloves, custom made bowling shoes and of course the ever so classy bowling shirt. Bowling leagues have the bowling shirts and let me tell ya I've seen some bowling shirts that are flat out FUGLY! Wow bright orange or neon shirts with your name on it wow I think you need to head back to San Fransisco I think you will be welcomed with open arms LITERALLY! Some team names are outlandish like the Betty Boopers come on now seriously bring something fresh to the equation she's old and out dated! There are other team names that are a play on words such as spare me, spare us and my favorite that I found the Gutter Gals! Well bowling shirts are for nerds but you gotta do what you gotta do! Well this has been an amazing blog from the Wiz they call Oz. What do you think about bowling and bowling shirts? Well until next time may the Oz always be with you so long!

Canadian Food AY!

Hey friends it's Oz here for a Canadian edition of The Oz Files. So Leah likes Mexican food and this inspired her for tonight's topic. Ok... so there is Mexican food, and lots of Mexican food restaurants in the USA. What do Canadians eat, and why do you think we don't have Canadian restaurants all over the USA? Wow this is such a great question and I am here to answer that for all of you tonight. i have been to OH Canada a few times and most notably it was for a choir competition in high school. My senior year another scam I ran um I won't go into it but if you want to know you know who to ask. We sang at the Edmonton Mall oh boy that was a thrill. We got to stay there for two days we stayed in college dorms and got to enjoy the great sights of the mall including watching the dolphins. Also the water park and so much more. The reason why I mention these things is I had a nice free meal in the mall at the Hard Rock Cafe Edmonton. The burgers tasted like they do in the states or did they? Only time will tell. What does Oz think the Canadians eat? Well I definitely believe they eat Canadian Bacon because well it's only logical Canadian Bacon is like good on pizza here in the states. Canadians also eat there words because they stick there foot in there mouths and they need to grab a shovel to dig themselves out. I also believe they eat maple leafs because in Toronto they have the Toronto Maple Leafs hockey team. Oh so tasty ay! Finally I believe the Canadians love there Molson beer. That all makes sense doesn't it? Now why aren't there any Canadian restraints in the USA? Well I think it's the sole fact that Canada has all of the USA restaurants strategically placed in there country. I am just putting this out there. I don't think that Canada has there own restaurants to even put in the USA. I mean seriously people what do they got maybe the Canadians don't have any fresh ideas and are content on adopting the USA branch of restaurants and that's fine with us. So all in all Mexico has more international appeal than Canada. The reason why is they have great food and it's available across the world and they love there SWINE OINK OINK OINK! Um Ha Well what are your thoughts on the Canadian influence of restaurant chains in the USA or lack there of and what do you think they EAT AY? Well until next time may the Oz always be with you so long!

Oz Is Mr.Procrastination!

Hey friends it's Oz here for a procrastination edition of The Oz Files! Leah has decided that today's blog will be about you guessed it procrastination and some stories that oz has about his experiences with procrastination. Well the topic came about when Leah and I were texting and I had the house a mess putting off cleaning. So she instantly came up with this topic Leah and Oz both reguard procrastination as our bff's. So procrastination is putting things off til the very last minute. A lot of people do this because we are lazy americans and that is the bottom line because stone cold said so! My procrastination started when I was born. I was born few weeks late so I guess that does explain a lot doesn't it. When I was younger when I had two weeks or more to do a school project guess who waited til the last minute? A show of hands oh yes you young man Mr.Oz ohhh boy! Yes Oz always waited til the last second to do projects,homework.chores,blogs and oh so much more! The only thing I do not procrastinate about is food and sports so I'll be there boys and girls. FYI found a blog app for the G1 So we are testing this bad boy out will have to add picture after I post the blog getting on a computer. So that's procrastination in a nutshell. What are your thoughts on procrastination? Well until next time may the Oz always be with you so long!

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Cinco De Mayo!

Hey friends it's Oz here for a Mexican edition of The Oz Files. So today is Cinco De Mayo and Leah thought it would be good to be informative and thought provoking and talk about Cinco De Mayo and why Americans celebrate it even though it's a Mexican Holiday? So we as Americans think that Cinco De Mayo is the Spanish Independence day right! Um apparently that is not what it is and I was shocked and amazed as all of you are. So let's break it down a bit shall we? Cinco De Mayo is a regional holiday primarily celebrated in the state of Pueblo. With limited recognition in other parts of Mexico. The holiday commemorates the Mexican army's unlikely victory over French forces at the battle of Pueblo on May 5,1962 my mom was 1 years old a the time oh yes! Oh excuse me that is 1862 so she wasn't born yet. Under the leadership of General Ignacio Zaragoza Seguin say that 3 times fast. The outnumbered Mexicans defeated a much better-equipped French army that had not been defeated in almost 50 years. Was flannel back around then probably! Cinco De Mayo isn't an obligatory federal holiday in Mexico, but rather a holiday that can be observed voluntarily. While Cinco De Mayo has limited significance nationwide in Mexico, the date is observed in the United States and other locations around the world as a celebration of Mexican heritage and pride. A common misconception in the United States is that Cinco De Mayo is Mexico's Independence Day, which actually which is September 16th (dieciséis de septiembre in Spanish), the most important national patriotic holiday in Mexico. I hope you all have gained some brain cells if not well you probably are drunk reading this. So now it is time for me to tell you all why I think Americans celebrate Cinco De Mayo. I honestly have never celebrated Cinco De Mayo because I'm not Mexican and I'm not Mexican! I do enjoy Mexi fries which I usually get at Taco Time. I think that Americans like Leah Stafford it gives them an excuse to drink and be marry just like on St.Patrick's Day. I have just been informed by SMS AKA text message Leah is a white Mexican so I guess when she sent me a picture of a margarita and nachos to me um explains a lot. So with all that said I just farted so you gotta clear the room that's for my boy Erich Miller holla! Well what do you guys think of Cinco De Mayo? Well until next time may the Oz always be with you so long!