Fortune Is It In You!

Hey friends it's oz here for a wheel of fortune edition of The Oz Files. Leah was eating Chinese today I had it last night so this is pretty ironic. She has decided for me to write about fortune cookies what are my thoughts on them and have I gotten any fortunes that have come true? I have sobered up a bit after tonight's festivities. I will start by saying Chinese food is very tasty and satisfying. The fortune cookie sometimes you stare at it and wonder what's inside that cookie? A fortune of course are they bogus yes but it's all fun and games. I was reading through some online threads about fortune cookie quote because I don't remember a fortune cookie quotes and no they haven't come true for me. However I was reading the threads and this girl got a fortune cookie that said you or a close friend of yours will get married next year and she got married and her quote was WOWZAS! There was one that was kind of funny and nutty that said you will lose three pairs of socks next week and that did not happen. My favorite from the thread I was reading was you will be invited to sing karaoke. Now folks let me tell ya that is some magical stuff right there yes siree Bob! I honestly can't tell you any recent fortune cookie quotes because I really don't care. I think the Chinese gymnasts are on steroids. Now what do I really think of fortune cookies? I think they are tasty but tare filled with a lot of crap that people actually thin may happen to them. Think of a fortune cookie as desert with a kick. You get the cookie and you get a meaningless piece of paper that tells you your so called fortune. People I hate to beat this like a dead horse but Ir's all lies and nobody believes this unless your from China so YAO Ming you will be rich one day. Oh wait you already are my bad so I guess that fortune cookie did not work too well! What are your thoughts on this subject? Have you ever had any fortune cookie come true or any weired ones? Well until next time may the Oz always be with you so long!

A Can Of Corn!

Hey friends it's Oz here for a fly ball edition of The Oz Files. Today is once again free write Friday and Chad host of Team Trivia At Morty's on the South Hill Wednesdays at 830 to 1030 come out a great time has come up with a great topic. In baseball when a lazy fly ball is hit and caught it's called a can of corn. Chad wants to know why is it called a can of corn? I have done the proper research and I think you will find it intriguing indeed. So how did the catch phrase can of corn get it's name in big league lights? Well Let's go over some ideas where it may have originated from. Was baseball played in the cornfields of Iowa so when a fly ball was launched into orbit they said that's a can of corn nice and easy. Maybe the phrase can of corn came from farmers at the harvest who in there free time played baseball and said oh that's a can of corn yummy! Word on the street Can Of Corn came from an old wives tale the boys were playing in the back yard and when they saw the ball go into flight they knew it was an easy play and they call hmm just like a can of corn. Those are all great ideas but they are oz stories and I'm glad you enjoyed them as much as the Great Oz! This is the real story behind the Can Of Corn. An easily-caught fly ball. Supposedly comes from a general store clerk reaching up and dropping a can from a high shelf. Frequently used by Chicago White Sox broadcaster Ken "The Hawk" Harrelson. Also, a phrase used in the expression of mild excitement, general agreement or indication from one person to another that completion of said task is in order. What does Oz make of all this a general store clerk reaching up and dropping a can of corn? I think it's quit odd how this came about but so be it the phrase has stuck ever since. That's how it is and that's how it's always gone be you gotta problem with that you got me to deal with! What do you think of the Can Of Corn Origin? Well until next time may the Oz always be with you so long!

Fast Food Oh The Agony!

Hey friends it's Oz here for a tasty edition of The Oz Files! Leah has decided to make this a fast food debate. The topic fast food is it amazing or amazingly disgusting what is my opinion? So the debate has been raging for decades on this exact same issue. Where does the Oz stand on this issue? We will find out I may not have a stance I may take both sides and come up with a middle ground we will see. We in America are known for our food and to be more specific the fast food variety. We as a people of this great nation are always on the go and sometimes you have to stop somewhere to get a bite to eat. We don't have time to sit down and eat somewhere so what's the next best option? That's right fast food is where it's at and people really enjoy it. Some people eat out more than half the time in a given week. There are a lot of different choices to pick from. You got McDonald's, Burger King, Arby's, Jack In The Box,Taco Time, Taco Bell,Subway,Quiznos,Bruchi's and so much more. With that being said there are some choices that are good like Subway and Taco Time for the most part pretty healthy. You have the burger joints and let me tell ya they are tasty but healthy um not so much but still people do enjoy them and they are definitely a booming business. To sum it up for the case for fastood being amazing is your in a hurry and you gotta eat on the go why not do a little fast food? I wouldn't do it all the time but once in awhile is good in moderation. The case for fast food to be amazingly disgusting. Fast Food is known to be the leading cause of Obesity in the United States well I don't know but that's my story and I'm sticking to it. A few years back in Spokane Jack In The Box had to close down for a few days because there was an E coli outbreak that swept the city and everyone was in an uproar. After a few days all was well and now Jack In The Box hasn't lost a step even though there service is quite slow downtown but on division quit solid! Another reason fast food could be amazingly disgusting is that it costs you money if you keep going and going like the energizer bunny! Don't get me wrong fast food is good food but you might go broke if you keep at it. Summing up the case against fast food is it costs you where it really hurts and most importantly for the most part fast food isn't healthy for you. Where does the Oz stand on this whole heated debate? I'll tell ya where I stand and that is on the fence. You heard it here folks the Oz is on the fence and this is why. I believe that fast food is good in moderation and would be bad if you went out constantly. So in my case I do the fast food thing like twice a week which is pretty good. I do the Subway thing on Sunday after church love that tuna. Fridays go to the Rocket Bakery for a tuna sandwitch with Ice tea and other stuff. So all in all it's good and bad but whatever you choose do it with care for your body and your wallet. Milk it does a body good! What is your stance on the fast food debate? Well until next time may the Oz always be with you so long!

The Battle Of The Johns!

Hey friends it's ozzie I"m quie um sober I guess well not really but anyways so my blog tongiht is who would win a fight between John Stamos and John Cusack? Wow I'm reallyh buzzing and not sober so please bare with me foks for I love you all! I will no t be using spell check tonight so I hope you enjoy this amazing writing prowess of amazement! so we got JOhn Stamos from FULL HOSUE which I so heart I love tath show! We also got John Cusack who I loved in Serindipty I think that's teh only movie I've seen him in and I;ve only seen Stamos in Full house So I guess we will have to go by that! SOrry about the long run on sentance but I think ti's duable! So Stamos in one corner has the cool hari dew and I think he likes moutain dw as welel who wouldn't blame him do the DEW. Stamos has a loving family and friends behind him and I love his love for elivs. Some of this blog i'm not even looking at the computer! I'm still badass you know it to be trueeee! In the other corner you got Mr CUSAK i've seen him in some things but mot notably I've seen him in Serendipty which I absolutley LOVE! I love Kate Beckansle woow she wa as was a foxsxxy lady! So Stamos wstars starts the contes toff with his hairgel splatting Cusack in theeye sblinding him for just a few mometns! Then cusack counters and puts Stamos in a choke hold which seems to be very deadly an coulds make stamos submit! However Stamos is a warriot and he wouldnt give up and he's soo amazing athat he powers out of the predictiment and he does a russion sweep kick and down goes cusak! Not to be conused with Q 6 your local news LEADRE!! Cusack says heeey i'm so charing i'll take you down with my glaring look of suspense! Stamos goes down but he's not down fo rlong! So samos spears cusack and cusack goes down he' sout of breath adn samos goes for the PIN FALL and the refs says 123 rign taht bell it'

s over CUSACK wins oh wait no that's stamos stamos wins and he wins and win and he's amazing. Thank you for all your support people I lofve you all! So whai who do you think wins and why? Well until next time may the Oz alwaysb be with you s long!

They Call Me Survivor Man!

Hey friends it's Oz here for a reality check edition of The Oz Files. Today Leah has decided that since I'm like into the big reality shows that the topic is if I could be on any reality show what would it be and why? Now since I am one hell of a singer American Idol always comes to mind but no that wouldn't be my #1 choice but definitely a close second. How about dancing with the stars? Um not so much I dance like a white boy so I guess enough said on that subject. Maybe I would love to be on The Amazing Race love that show but unfortunately I wouldn't be able to keep up but tune into CBS Sundays at 8pm be there or be square. I think when it all boils down to it I would like to be on none other than Survivor! I haven't missed any episodes since season 1 same with American Idol! I think that meeting complete strangers and trying to co-exist with them for 39 days would be something I would be digging. The sole purpose of the game outwit outplay outlast be the sole survivor and be handed that one million dollar tax free check on the early show the next day. Jeff Probst the host is pretty kick ass. I think the alliances that are made and broken and then blindsides are quite amazing. The hidden immunity idols make the game that much intriguing. Some people make there own idols and hide and people think ti's real and they play it at tribal and get burned! It's a funny show and really damn popular they do two shows a year! The challenges are great immunity challenges and rewards. Some people have one SUV's and cars and some are just amazing rewards to go on or receive. Survivor is dangerous lots of people have had to go home because of serious life threatening injures happens at least once a year. Last year happened twice it was quite a sad day in survivor land! Also it's a good life experience and you get to be on TV in front of millions. Well this is my choice and I would like to meet Ryan Seacrest amazing! Anyways these are my thoughts on this whole topic! What reality show would you be on and why? Well until next time may the Oz always be with you so long!

Pole May I Have This Dance!

Hey friends it's Oz here for a pole dancing edition of The Oz Files. Yes I am afraid to say it Leah has come up with a pole dancing topic. So pole dancing is under consideration for an Olympic sport in the 2012 London games should the Olympic Committee allow this? So I had to do my research on this marvelous topic and I have found out the Mormons are behind this revolution. There will be a link of the article that I found will have more. So a Utah Based "dance" studio is really starting the movement to have pole dancing as an Olympic "sport." I mean seriously pole dancing is meant for the strip clubs and bars that I have poles. I am sure there are a lot of women who make a lot of money at pole dancing props to them but seriously ladies do you we really want to watch pole dancing in the Olympics. I mean come on guys I can see it now representing Russia Oksana Kolev on the pole! A hush comes over the crowd as they look Oksana up and down in that sexy "uniform" other known as tramp apparel. The commentary look how Oksana has great pole presence as she goes up and down and her head is on a steady pace. WOW she's really commanding the pole this kid is gonna be tough to beat! She has set the bar high oh speaking of bars that is where pole dancing should stay! Let's see the scores for Oksana Kolev one judge for artistic a judge for presentation and the other judge for technical all three judges gave her a 10.00 because they were not watching the performance they were enjoying the sights and sounds of OKSANA KOLEV the Russian bombshell. I think I've made it clear the Olympic Committee would be so stupid to let poll dancing in the Olympics! Here are some quotes from the article I'm gonna link 'This is not stripping at all. I don't take my clothes off at all,' owner says. Kim Walters, also a mom and another Studio Soiree member, said, "I'm an LDS house wife. It's not a typical thing for LDS women to do." Well what do you think of this topic on pole dancing possibly becoming an Olympic sport? For those Olympic hopefuls Holley Mason has classes on the 3rd floor follow your dreams! Well until next time may the Oz always be with you so long! http://nbcsports.msnbc.com/id/27846893/ CHECK IT OUT!

The Big Time!

Hey friends it's Oz here for a fictional revelation edition of The Oz Files. Leah is bowling and has a sunburn ha um anyways tonight's topic is if I could be any fictional character from history who would I be and why? Well I had to think about this for a few minutes but suddenly the light came on and we have come to a decision. I could have appeased the geeks out there and went with some sort of comic superhero but you know I did a blog about spiderman so I already spoke to that demographic. I also could have gone with a cartoon character like Garfield but you know I already did a blog about dogs and cats so I've already covered the feline society. I was strongly considering Michaelangelo from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles but I just couldn't pull the trigger but he's one hell of a character COWABUNGA! How about Charlotte from Charlotte's web um not so much I'm not a spider or a women and I don't like books so I guess that rules that out. You guys do understand I'm just filling up BS space because I don't have a lot to say ok good were on the same page What I have chosen may shock and amaze people on how old school I'm going but we shall see. The fictional character comes from the silver screen from way back in 1988 I was six years old. We are going with Josh Baskin from the movie BIG starring Tom Hanks. Not going to go into detail about the movie but basically Josh Baskin is at a carnival he want to be big he's a kid and speaks to the Zoltran and he wakes up and he's in a grownups body but in a kids intellectual structure. Anyways the reason I chose to be Josh Baskin is any kid wants to be big but sometimes things backfire just like in this movie and 13 going on 30 definitely have to go check them both out wink wink at Leah! Just think about it your like 13 years old and you wake up and you look like your 30 something and your friends are like 13 and you can actually drink and do stuff kids can't do. The opposite sex for you at the tender age of 13 in a grown mans body is quite hilarious you tend to go for the 13 year olds ha ha! What would be bad is if your a kid and are in a 30 something body and your mom likes you a lot now that would be scary but common down in the South and Utah! Well as I said I did no have a lot to say on this topic but I wanted all of you to know who I thought would be really cool to be if I could. Well what are your thoughts on this topic who would you be and why? Well until next time may the Oz always be with you so long!