Elvis and Aliens!

Hey friends it's Oz again for a very a revealing edition of The Oz Files! Tonight Leah has decided to let me choose a topic and I have to let you know choosing a topic is hard to do! She's got mad skillz yo! Anyways I have come to the decision to talk about drum roll please... Bam bam bam Was Elvis abducted by Aliens? There are a lot of people out there who think that Elvis is still alive and there are those who think he died of an overdose. So what really happened to the king of rock and roll? This serious subject is one that can't be taken lightly. I will first say that those who think that Elvis is still alive may be right because it is an opinion and may be the wrong one but an opinion none the less! If Elvis is still living on planet earth then why hasn't anyone seen him? Has his looks gone by the waste side and he now looks like a common man if he was still alive he would be 74 years old! Word on the street is that there have been Elvis sightings all across the world wow why haven't I seen him? All I ask is for a glimpse! There are others who say the king is dead! All signs point to this to be true but how can you rely on death certificates people? It is reported that he died of a heart attack and there was a reported 14 drugs in his system and was pronounced dead on arrival! Can you really trust what you hear they are saying the autopsy results won't be available to the public until 2027. That is 50 years after his supposed death! These are all great stories but this is actually what went down. Elvis was enjoying his life down in Memphis and all of a sudden in the blink of an eye he saw something flying in the air! Elvis couldn't believe his eyes he thought it was superman but to his surprise it was a flying object in the air. That's right a flying saucer was approaching his residence and he had no idea what do think. Once they landed he got down on his knees and the aliens said Elvis you are the king of rock and roll and we want to be just like you. Elvis responded there is only one King of rock and roll and at that point the aliens abducted Elvis from his home and he hasn't been heard from since! The mystery continues and will be continued. Ha ha um what do I really think what happened of course he's a dead man there is no debating this but I appreciate your time and energy everyone! What do you think happened to the King of Rock and Roll? Well until next time may the Oz always be with you so long!

Restaurants and Me!

Hey friends it's Oz again for the closing of what has been a food themed blog week! Today's blog topic is what is my favorite restaurant? What do I love about it? What do I usually order when I go there? So there are a lot of different combinations that would satisfy the Oz's emotional and nutritional desires. I love a lot of food and different eating establishments. I like drive throughs and I like sit down restaurants but in this case I have to pick a restaurant and that's what I intend to do. You know there are fancy restaurants and there are simple restaurants I prefer a family type establishment with good talent. I will talk about what talent means in the Oz dictionary of amazing words in a little while. I will cut to the chase and let you know that my favorite restaurant on this earth is. Are you sitting down? The news that I am about to deliver might shock some of you and my choice is definitely Red Robin. Now Leah I know you probably thought it would have been Heroes and Legends because of my great times there. However I put Heroes and Legends and The Swinging Doors in there own category sports bar/restaurant lounge. There are several reasons why I love the awesomeness that is Red Robin. The first is definitely the gourmet burgers hence the name Red Robin Americas Gourmet Hamburgers and Spirits A.K.A Red Robin! Also they have bottomless steak fries which are to die for not literally but you know what I mean can ya dig it? The drinks are really thirst quenching pops and other beverages that I will discuss in just a little bit. The atmosphere is second to none, It's a great family atmosphere and very popular with all age demographics even if you wear flannel! One last thing why I love Red Robin so much is they have great talent and when I say talent I mean the waitresses are good to look at and converse with. I haven't met a low grade talent at Red Robin yet so I don't think that will change! On a side note my second favorite restaurant The Onion also has grade A ++ talent for sure! I am now obligated to answer the final question of miss Leah which what do I usually order when I go there? Well there are some different combos but mainly I will either order a monster burger and they call it a monster burger because it's a beast of a burger but Oz has tamed that beast several times! Most recently I've been ordering the classic Red Robin burger with an egg and Bacon and all the fixins on it. It's quite the tasty treat yummy! The steak fries are something you can't describe how good they really are. You can't really go thirsty so you have to order something to drink. What I usually order is either a root beer or a sprite and always order one or two margaritas sometimes had three one time that was a great time! They have really really good ones and I got a free one last year because they forgot I ordered another one so bonus point yes! So that's my story and I'm sticking to it! So what is your favorite restaurant? and why do you love it so much? What do you usually order when you go there? Well until next time may the Oz always be with you so long!

The Perfect Meal!

Hey friends it's the Amazing Oz back again for another epic tale of The Oz Files and you love it! So Leah thinks she's really funny giving me a three part blog topic whatever she says goes! So Leah has decided that tonight's topic is going to be what is my idea of the perfect meal? What items would it include? What would be for dessert? IF you have been reading my blogs I usually give some examples then make the big reveal this time I am going to change it up just a pinch! Since this is a pretty loaded subject I am just going to dive right into it just like I took a dive on the players and spectators bowling alley Leah loved it! Even though I don't recall that ever happening! Oz the Great and his idea of the perfect meal. Decisions decisions, I'll just put this out there as long as there is meat that is cooked that is always a good sign for me to dig in and devour what is put in front of me! On the other hand you can never go wrong with bread products because they are soo good and mighty healthy. I'd prefer a hot meal rather than a cold one that's just how it has to be. this one is for you Leah, Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth? Ha ha wow that was random anyways another thing would be gotta have something to drink so that definitely has to be a cold beverage! Well that covered the first of this three part question. Now the elements will now come into fruition as I peel away the layers of this blog into a masterpiece! You may ask what does your meal consist of? I'm glad you asked because I have an answer it took me a little time to think about it but I have come with a great meal. My first idea was meat pizza with root beer and bread sticks always a good choice but then cooler heads prevailed! I would first start with a nice dinner roll with butter yum! I like the ones they have at Golden Coral oh baby so fresh and gooey! I think eating that roll made me thirsty so I think I'll have a Sprite and a Strawberry Margarita Blended yummmers! The main dish is quite extravagant it's a good ole fashion pot roast. This includes onions, carrots, potatoes, beef, celery and so much more that's some good eating right there son! So that covers part two of this three question blogathon! Now every ones favorite time of the meal it's dessert time. Sir or Madam would you like a dessert menu? The response no thanks we know what we want! Leah I am sorry to break your Little heart but no it's not chocolate cake smeared all over my face wow good times though AY! My choice for desert would have to be the HUGE piece of carrot cake you get at Swinging Doors best in town they bring it on a HUGE plate wow Swinging Doors sounds better by the minute! So there ya go folks another great writing piece by the one the only wiz of oz himself! Don't pay any attention to that man behind the curtain! Oz wants to know what is your ideal meal? What does it consist of? What is for dessert? Well until next time may the Oz always be with you so long!

Candies At The Silver Screen!

Hey friends it's oz here again for a roller coaster of a ride they like to call Ozzie's playhouse no it's the Oz files blogathon! Today's topic is what is the bet candy to munch on while at a movie and why? Well dudes and dudets this should be a very lovely discussion. Myself I do go to a lot of movies but I'm not big on the candy while watching a movie kinda guy I am more of a popcorn on large sprite kind of guy but Leah supplies and I demand thought you would like that play on words! I think a good movie candy to start with would be those red hot tamales ohhhhhhhhh baby they are hot and steamy meow! One time at the Garland Theatre I bought this HUGE bag of starburst man I downed that bag like there was no tomorrow! I heard a little voice saying Ozzie eat me I'm juicy and fruity! How about those Junior Mints? Yeah buddy Junior Mints they are like chocolate and minty so it's like health food! Well not exactly but I'm sure if you thought about it for quite some time I'm sure you would see it the Oz's way! Sour Patch Kids wow those can be sooooooooo lethal it's not even funny! You have to bring a glass of something to drink because it makes your mouth go numb and your eyes are watering well that's just me! How about those Red Vines mmmm good if you ask me! The strawberry flavor of that gooey goodness is just ay okay and so "yummo!" Well it has come to that time where Oz has to make his presence felt and that's how it should be and that's how it's always gonna be YA DIG? My favorite movie snack if I had to choose and I am would be milk duds because milk duds are so gooey and so healthy for ya! Milk duds are so addicting you eat the whole box wow so so tasty! If you don't like milk duds then we will have to check you into the nearest psycho ward ASAP! Well until next time may the Oz always be with you so long!

The Old Time Treats!

Hey friends it's the ozomatic blogging machine at it once again are you thrilled I am. Today's blog is what is my favorite food as a kid and do I still love it? Well let's see let's start off with sloppy joes I mean sloppy joes are definitely a kids treat because they are sloppy and all kids get sloppy and your name is Joe Bonus points ha ha i kill myself! Um Pizza is always a kids favorite remember chunky cheese where a kid can be a kid? Man always had my birthday parties there such good times pizza is DA BOMB! You can't forget hot dogs they are always a great hit with the kids even I was a kid hard to believe I'll find picks I'm sure i was STRAPPING! how about baby food that is child as they get. It's a bird it's a plane no it's a spoon with terrible sauce but apple sauce is a good tasty treat. How about those rocket shaped Popsicles? This girl Kristina said and I quote" uhm they had the cherry level and the coconut goodness level and the bottom was blue raspberry which as the best part cause ur tongue would turn blue!" Thank you great comment and she's racked! My choice is the mac and cheese great stuff indeed you can't have too much mac and cheese! Can you? To answer the other part of the question do i still enjoy it? Heck ya dudes and dudets and others um well what's your flava baby? Well until next time may the Oz always be with you so long!

Best Food While Under The Influence!

Hey friends it's oz again how do ya do scooby dooby doo? Anyways this weeks blog theme if you haven't guess already is food week the other week was my favorite things. Leah has such a great wit about her gotta love it! So in today's blog I will be discussing what is the best food while drunk and what makes it so amazing? Wow so many things to ponder where would I even begin? Aww Yes how about we start with good ole fashion hamburgers. The thing about hamburgers are that they are good anytime day or night and sober or not sober. Here is the catch hamburgers when your drunk you can demolish like 6 in one sitting because your so hammered you don't know what to do. This is coming from a past experience mmmmmmm Kay! How about strawberry margaritas Oh you mean food Leah aw my bad! Let's see how about onion rings because onion rings are a great bar item and if your at a bar you might get drunk and well onion rings just might fit that bill. This next selection is coiming out from left field and what I am about to say may shock those of you who read this blog. I'm gonna say how about top ramen I mean top ramen is easy to make even a drunk person can make it well maybe if your really hammered you may have someone else make it! None the less top ramen would be a great choice if you were drunk. I shall now make my huge decision because that's what I have to do I make the executive decisions around here. My choice would be nachos with sour cream and other stuff on the nachos. I think Leah knows why I have chosen the nachos and sour cream one night last year what a crazy night that was at players and spectators! I had wow A LOT to drink wow I was soooooooo gone. In that night i ended up doing a face dive into the bowling alley floor and I was downing sour cream onto my face and the nachos I was taking the sour cream wasn't even ours to take they were just sitting there so why not? Also was eating chocolate cake and had it smeared all over my face wow wow such good times! To answer the question what makes it so amazing? I think for the main fact Nachos is THEE bar food of all time and when your drunk you might as well enjoy the nachos and sour cream and many other toppings of choice. I just say go nachos because I'm a nacho nacho man everybody sing I'm a nacho man oh wait that's Macho Man my bad so sad! Oz is dying to know what is your favorite food while drunk and why is it so amazing? Well until next time may the Oz always be with you so long

Potato Madness

Hey Friends it's Oz here back again for yet another mind blowing out of body experience we like to call The Oz Files! Today's discussion will be about potatoes they can be cooked in sooo many ways but which is best? That's why I'm here to come up with some hum dingers to see what really is the best way to cook a potato. Let's start with hash browns because potatoes make good breakfast foods. hash browns have that distinct taste and you can't just have one taste you have to have several until you finish off the good ole hash browns. Potatoes are good mashed because you know on Thanksgiving or Christmas mashed potatoes are one of the great American staples in this great country of course. Now potatoes are good scalloped having it that way is just so delightful it makes your heart go number for only a moment! I could eat scalloped potatoes every day for the rest of my life them is good eating I reckon! How about the All American french fries I mean french fries are pretty popular anywhere you go! Each restaurant establishment makes them different some have curly some are regular some are waffle fries depends what floats your boat and please don't sink your boat that would be sad! Okay now I have come to the point where I am going to make my huge reveal on how Oz likes his potatoes cooked. I sure love my jo-joes I mean who doesn't like them? They are huge and nice and soft and really good anytime of the year. My friend Lindsey was quoted by saying, "Hoe-hoes Theresa like dem jo-joes!" That is a great quote and very profound well done. So Jo-joes are definitely a hit with Lynz and Myself the great and powerful wizard of Oz! Oz wants to know what is your favorite way potatoes are cooked? Well until next time may the Oz always be with you so long!