The Old Time Treats!

Hey friends it's the ozomatic blogging machine at it once again are you thrilled I am. Today's blog is what is my favorite food as a kid and do I still love it? Well let's see let's start off with sloppy joes I mean sloppy joes are definitely a kids treat because they are sloppy and all kids get sloppy and your name is Joe Bonus points ha ha i kill myself! Um Pizza is always a kids favorite remember chunky cheese where a kid can be a kid? Man always had my birthday parties there such good times pizza is DA BOMB! You can't forget hot dogs they are always a great hit with the kids even I was a kid hard to believe I'll find picks I'm sure i was STRAPPING! how about baby food that is child as they get. It's a bird it's a plane no it's a spoon with terrible sauce but apple sauce is a good tasty treat. How about those rocket shaped Popsicles? This girl Kristina said and I quote" uhm they had the cherry level and the coconut goodness level and the bottom was blue raspberry which as the best part cause ur tongue would turn blue!" Thank you great comment and she's racked! My choice is the mac and cheese great stuff indeed you can't have too much mac and cheese! Can you? To answer the other part of the question do i still enjoy it? Heck ya dudes and dudets and others um well what's your flava baby? Well until next time may the Oz always be with you so long!

Best Food While Under The Influence!

Hey friends it's oz again how do ya do scooby dooby doo? Anyways this weeks blog theme if you haven't guess already is food week the other week was my favorite things. Leah has such a great wit about her gotta love it! So in today's blog I will be discussing what is the best food while drunk and what makes it so amazing? Wow so many things to ponder where would I even begin? Aww Yes how about we start with good ole fashion hamburgers. The thing about hamburgers are that they are good anytime day or night and sober or not sober. Here is the catch hamburgers when your drunk you can demolish like 6 in one sitting because your so hammered you don't know what to do. This is coming from a past experience mmmmmmm Kay! How about strawberry margaritas Oh you mean food Leah aw my bad! Let's see how about onion rings because onion rings are a great bar item and if your at a bar you might get drunk and well onion rings just might fit that bill. This next selection is coiming out from left field and what I am about to say may shock those of you who read this blog. I'm gonna say how about top ramen I mean top ramen is easy to make even a drunk person can make it well maybe if your really hammered you may have someone else make it! None the less top ramen would be a great choice if you were drunk. I shall now make my huge decision because that's what I have to do I make the executive decisions around here. My choice would be nachos with sour cream and other stuff on the nachos. I think Leah knows why I have chosen the nachos and sour cream one night last year what a crazy night that was at players and spectators! I had wow A LOT to drink wow I was soooooooo gone. In that night i ended up doing a face dive into the bowling alley floor and I was downing sour cream onto my face and the nachos I was taking the sour cream wasn't even ours to take they were just sitting there so why not? Also was eating chocolate cake and had it smeared all over my face wow wow such good times! To answer the question what makes it so amazing? I think for the main fact Nachos is THEE bar food of all time and when your drunk you might as well enjoy the nachos and sour cream and many other toppings of choice. I just say go nachos because I'm a nacho nacho man everybody sing I'm a nacho man oh wait that's Macho Man my bad so sad! Oz is dying to know what is your favorite food while drunk and why is it so amazing? Well until next time may the Oz always be with you so long

Potato Madness

Hey Friends it's Oz here back again for yet another mind blowing out of body experience we like to call The Oz Files! Today's discussion will be about potatoes they can be cooked in sooo many ways but which is best? That's why I'm here to come up with some hum dingers to see what really is the best way to cook a potato. Let's start with hash browns because potatoes make good breakfast foods. hash browns have that distinct taste and you can't just have one taste you have to have several until you finish off the good ole hash browns. Potatoes are good mashed because you know on Thanksgiving or Christmas mashed potatoes are one of the great American staples in this great country of course. Now potatoes are good scalloped having it that way is just so delightful it makes your heart go number for only a moment! I could eat scalloped potatoes every day for the rest of my life them is good eating I reckon! How about the All American french fries I mean french fries are pretty popular anywhere you go! Each restaurant establishment makes them different some have curly some are regular some are waffle fries depends what floats your boat and please don't sink your boat that would be sad! Okay now I have come to the point where I am going to make my huge reveal on how Oz likes his potatoes cooked. I sure love my jo-joes I mean who doesn't like them? They are huge and nice and soft and really good anytime of the year. My friend Lindsey was quoted by saying, "Hoe-hoes Theresa like dem jo-joes!" That is a great quote and very profound well done. So Jo-joes are definitely a hit with Lynz and Myself the great and powerful wizard of Oz! Oz wants to know what is your favorite way potatoes are cooked? Well until next time may the Oz always be with you so long!

AMAZING PEANUT BUTTER

Hey friends it's Oz again at your blogging service once again. Today I will be discussing peanut butter and how amazing it is! Peanut butter comes in two varieties there is creamy and crunchy. There is no wrong way to eat peanut butter if you ask me. Mom's across this great country always make the classic peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. What kid couldn't resist? How about peanut brittle wow what a great tasty treat it's so hard glazed and amazingly addicting yummers! There is always the peanut butter and marshmallow sandwiches oh yum that really hits the spot! However peanut butter is finger licking good right out of the jar. You can't forget about dipping Oreo cookies in peanut butter now we are talking oh my goodness what a delectable delight! I have tried peanut butter milkshakes and let me tell you I wouldn't recommend one any day soon! i'd be remissed if I did not mention reese's cups and pieces wow soooooo GOOD one of my all time favorites! Some people like peanut butter on there pancakes which I don't get but I haven't tried it so I won't knock it! Having toast with peanut butter is one of my favorites nice and creamy! If you like peanuts you have to like peanut butter because if you don't I'd have to give you the Oz scowl! Finally peanut butter has been around for many generations and as far as I'm concerned it will be around for many generations to come. I would like to know do you like peanut butter? Also, what are your favorite peanut butter combos? Well until next time may the Oz always be with you so long!

SUPERPOWERS THE DEBATE CONTINUES

Hey friends it's Oz here back again yet for another amazing blog from an amazing person! Today I indulge you in a topic of what superpower would you have and why? Wow this is definitely a blog that will be a hard one to write because I have never been into the whole geeky superpower stuff but Leah is the boss! We lead things off with a potential superpower of choice which is being invisible. Have you ever imagined what it would be like if you could be invisible? For or at least one day in your life and be that fly on a wall. When people are not cognisant of there surroundings and they something they may regret later on and you can be invisible no one can hear or see you and I think that's a pretty cool thing if you ask me. How about having the ability to spin a web and the ability to climb walls and swing from buildings? Yes the spiderman man he's got mad skills YO! If you planned multiple dates with this ability you can swing yourself from one place to another in no time flat. I think this superpower is jaw dropping and earth shattering. How would you like to fly everywhere you go? It would definitely save you a lot of money on airplane tickets! You can be your one person flight service get ready were ready for takeoff. You wouldn't be late for anything unless your flying abilities only gave you a speed limit then in that case a cop with a helicopter would pull you over for speeding in a a no flying zone ha ha! It's that time again for Oz to make his decision on what superpower I would like to have and why? It's fairly simple I would like to read minds. Just think of all the possibilities your talking to someone and they may be saying one thing and thinking of another and it's tearing you up inside on just what exactly they are thinking. No need to fear the Oz is here at your service you want to know what your boyfriend or girlfriend are really thinking Oz could provide you with that information it would only cost you 5.00. Ha Ha I only kid but anyways Oz wants to know what superpower would you choose and why? Well until next time may the Oz always be with you so long!

The Perfect Weekend!

Hey friends it's Oz here once again to provide you with the most up to date blog on the face of the earth. Tonight's topic is as follows, What is my idea of the perfect weekend? There are a lot of things that can be done on the weekends and work isn't' one of them so you can count me out sucka! A great weekend for a lot of people would be spending times in the outdoors appreciating nature and roughing it. That's not for Oz however I love camping and that sort of thing but it's not my #1 way of spending a weekend. When you think weekend you think sports of course! It doesn't matter what time of year it is it's always sports season 24/7/365. You can watch a wide variety of sports marathons such as baseball, basketball, hockey, golf, tennis, NASCAR and so much more. Watching the games in the comfort of your home is such a luxury because you don't have to get up and get in peoples way to get a beverage or something to eat and most importantly potty breaks. You don't want to run to the bathroom and possibly piss your pants or even worse oh wait nah I won't go there too graphic. I really enjoy watching NASCAR every single Sunday it's just so exciting watching the pre race show and then the race and the crashes and the strategy it's like so totally awesome it reminds me of my personality so amazingly groovy man! I think watching WWE is ay okay everyone loves it it's hard to not like it! Watching golf is okay if Tiger is playing if he's not um not so much. Tennis is okay if Federer or Nadal are playing if not then don't bother it's a watered down sport these days. I also enjoy going to movies on the weekend. Hey I might even go tomorrow who knows but I am getting a haircut buzzzzzzzz! From what I hear going to the movies on a weekend is a popular thing apparently during the week not so much very empty so you get a nice movie to yourself I experienced that earlier this week! Lastly another thing I love on the weekends is the blogging and texting oh wait texting is what I do best and blogging well that's not far behind! Oz wants to know what is your idea of a great weekend besides you know hanging out with Oz I mean who wouldn't? Ha well until next time may the Oz always be with you so long!

Myspace OR Facebook?

Hey friends it's Oz here at your service for this fine evening of your blogging pleasure. Leah has decided that she wants to heat up a nice debate on myspace vs facebook. Which one do I prefer and why? Leah already knows my answer due to past text messages and conversations the past couple weeks. However the general public out there do not know what I prefer so this is your time to get a glimpse into the life and times of one Ozzie Whitehead the 3rd. Myspace has been around for several years and I'm not going to lie it's a hell of a website. One man having this great idea of having ordinary people have there own space online to share with there friends and family a totally cool concept. As time went by there were a lot of spam messages going into peoples inboxes which set up an outrage with fellow mysapceers. That has trimmed down quite a bit don't get a lot if any spam messages anymore. Myspace gives us common folk a chance to read blogs from celebs I enjoy the Matt Hardy, John Morrison, The Miz and Victoria blogs WWE ROCKS they are fabulous! Over the past couple months and most notably the past couple weeks when I send a message to one or two of my friends on mysapce my account gets phisched. I change the password try again oh your phisched again and again and again you get the picture people! So now I've managed that problem now I don't use myspace on the computer just on the G1 phone on myspace mobile much better. That is the case for choosing myspace over facebook. Now we will venture into the facebook generation. I will start by saying that facebook is a lot easier to find old classmates it lists them by first and last name alphabetically. Also facebook isn't all that flashy with the profiles it's so easy even a caveman can use it um ha ha! There are tons of applications beyond myspace comprehension and that's the bottom line. The Friend updates and what are you doing now are cool you can comment on everyone and you can write on peoples walls like I used to write and color on the floor and walls of my bedroom as a kid also used the permanent marker my mom wasn't too thrilled. Facebook is also the best way to network in all these communities and facebook is really rad. Both myspace and facebook have mobile applications which I have to say both are really solid. It has come to that time where I have to make a decision. That decison wasn't that tough and my decision is that facebook craps all over myspace and that's the bottom line because stone cold said so! The number one reason why facebook is better than myspace is my account hasn't got phisched one time it's really secure. So Oz wants to know what is your stance on this sticky debate between mysapce and facebook? Well until next time may the Oz always be with you so long!