Jerkface VS Jello!

Hello everybody it's Oz here posting Leah's blog from last week sorry we have been out of touch just got back in town last night from the great camping trip. Leah is in BAKO and loving it and I am now just getting around to posting her blog she texted me so this is going to be great grab a tissue because you will be crying from laughing so hard! I will now be typing exactly what she has sent me lock it in people! Oh the topic is who would win a fight between Jerry Seinfeld and Bill Cosby? All right here goes... So Cosby and Seinfeld are at the bar on trivia night. They've both had a few to drink, but Seinfeld may have had a bit too much... He looks at Cosby who is eating jello, and makes a joke about Cosby's mom. Bill doesn't really approve of this. He usually like to teach some sort of moral lesson when people do thing he doesn't approve of, but at this point he decides that Seinfeld isn't sober enough to remember the lesson. He's about to pull out a pudding cup to snack on, and Seinfeld makes another crack at Cosby's mom. In Bill's opinion, that just crossed the line. He put down his pudding and took a swing at Jerry. Jerry fell over, knocking the table on the ground. Pudding was all over the place! Seinfeldpulled Cosby to the ground, and there might as well have been a steel cage, because they were fighting WWE style. They were all over the place. Fists were flying and pudding was flying! Seinfeld was too drunk to punch straight, so he kept missing. Cosby is just not a fighter, so as you can imagine, he wasn't doing too well. Suddenly Cosby remembers some moves from Theo's karate class, and decides to try them out. He does some ninja kicks and karate chops, but unfortunately for him, Jerry Seinfeld is secretly a professional kickboxer. Seinfeld busts out some crazy kicks that could decapitate a person, but he's actually still pretty intoxicated, so he mainly breaks a lot of bar furniture and kicks some holes in walls. After an hour or so of karate chops and crazy kicks, Bill is getting pretty tired, and Seinfeld is starting to sober up. Seinfeld kicks harder than ever, and gets Bill in the chest. Luckily for Cosby, one of the reasons that he was the voice of jello is because he is made of jello. Seinfeld's food went deep into Bill's chest and got stuck. When he was finally able to yank it out, he pulled so hard, it caused him to fall flat on his back and hit his head pretty hard. It knocked him out cold. Seinfeld laid out on the ground passed out like a dead man and Cosby achieved victory! That's my story and I'm sticking to it! Hahaha...