Being hungover at work!

Hey friends it's oz here yes I'm back to the Oz files this time I ghav have erich and john giving me topics and you also can text me topics every night for topics it hsould be fun and yes we are back at it again! So tongihtgs tonpic gos to Erich miller who was at mortys tonight where i had a lot to dorinbjk. Yes a lot but it's all good cuz I have training tomororw morning at 8am and I have to get up at 530 530 630 SO iy's gonna be a goodo times yalls! SO the topic tonight is what would I do at work while hung over? Wow this is a great topic to discuss and there ia good chance that I my may be hungoer tomorrpow but I did take 5 advil and drink tons of ater before I h0opped online. So I may not be hung over but I guess i'll let you knlow tomorrow and so here we go. Since toimororw I have another day of fantastic training that I will just sit at my chari look like i'm interested and nodd my had yes and no and be like waht was that all about. And I would dominate the dojo when it ocm es ot ping poing because today I was 3 wins and 1 loss and hat one losst was as asolid loss lost 21 to 19 wow such a good bttle in the trenchs who wans to battle me in the ping pong world I dont' think anybody at this point! I do apoligize for any typos that mya hav e coccured but I am doin g my best at th emonent! Um I thinm kmy breaks and my ulunch would saffice and if i was hungoevr which is usuaply never but if I was I would just go with the flow and wait till my headache goes away and I think that will be fantastic a moondayoya! I love twitter so you should too yes twitter tweet tweet yes siree bob! Well wht o7ydo you do drink I mean hungover ant work well until next time may the Oz always be with you sonlong!

Family Campout EPIC Times!

Hey friends it's Oz here for a camping edition of The Oz Files! So the Oz Files is back after a bit of a hiatus but we are back and we are lock and loaded so let's lock it in folks! So this week there is no theme but we will have random subject for all our peeps! Yes I said our peeps Leah has her peeps too but I think she loves her some Michael Jackson music RIP! So tonight's topic straight from Leah from Bakersfield, California USA is she wants to hear all about my camping trip experience over the weekend. Okay babes and gents this is going to blow your minds and you may need some Kleenex because there might be some teary eyes from laughing so hard. So we had a family camp out at Lake Rosavelt from Thursday to Sunday over the July 4th weekend. It was yours truly, my mom, two uncles, an aunt, four cousins and my uncles friend Dwayne his wife and there two kids and my cousin Amanda's good looking friend Emily! Now two of my cousins came up on Saturday so it was a fantastic time and we will start off the activities that went down on Thursday. My mom and I got there and we hopped on the boat and headed over with my uncle Rich over to our secluded lagoon. I put up my new tent and got my new air mattress blown up and settled in quite nicely. I sat on my camping chair which I would later break later that week more on that later. Well nobody had cell phone service except my uncle Rich who has Verizon so I guess they have service way out in the boonies! We were not able to make fire at all so we made smores on a fake fire it was fantastic. I always burn the mollow and get it flaming and then devour the competition. We had some good laughs that night and it was a pretty productive evening. We got in around 5pm so we were the last ones in on Thursday but all in all a great day! So now we come to Friday and it is a hot hot hot hot one we are in the basin and it's always hotter in the basin. I slept really well but Rich's friend Dwayne is a HUGE snorer so his kids and wife had complains I heard nothing because I was out like a light! Our breakfast consisted of delicious blueberry pancakes with real blueberries yum! Also some eggs, bacon and so much more. After breakfast I changed into my new swimsuit sprayed on the SPF 50 and headed into the water wow such a cold atmosphere but felt really good. Oz spent a lot of time in the lake swimming and cooling off because it was so damn hot in the basin! I also took a boat ride to the store at seven bays to get bags of ice and some more sunscreen. Frequent trips to the store were needed to get ice everyday and get whatever down there snacks and that sort of thing. For Lunch on Friday I don't remember what we had but I will let you know I believe it was hamburgers and chips and stuff and oh so tasty! I then proceeded to take another swim and this time I went way out there took awhile to get to the cliff or rocks and watched Dwayne jump off a couple times wow fun times! We also played card a lot of games of war were in session I won a lot of them and also a new game I learned it was called Egyptian something or another not sure the name but it was quite fun but none of us won except my cousin Brian! We also made a shade shelter and we had to move it from time time depending on where the sun was. For dinner I don't know what we had but once again it was really good! We played cards a good portion of that day and into the night we were addicted to this stuff! Oh also Dwayne my uncle Rich and myself went on a crap run to take a crap but I did not have to go but I went anyways just in case. Then we came back and yes I went into the water for more swimming I almost forgot there were two dogs also there and a cat but he stayed in the house boat! Hello Saturday another great breakfast of pancakes, bacon, eggs etc but this time I had an onion bagel and put bacon in the middle oh so good! I would like to mention I drank tons of water and ice teas and some pops oh you gotta drink out there ya know! I went on another boat trip to the store I do believe and I came back and went into the water for some swimming action did that a lot. I believe for lunch we had some hot dogs and chips and things like that salads which I did not touch. Then I went for another swim and then I layed in the shade took a 4 hour nap while everyone else besides two others were on a boat trip going 8 or 9 miles down the lake to go on the huge slide on Lake Rosavelt but this year they did not get the permit to do it so they all had a swimming time down there. While they were gone there was a crazy windstorm that knocked down the shade tarp for a 2nd time that week and also knocked some of the kitchen shelter down which I was under but that thing is sturdy. I think I had a mild case of heat stroke or heat exhaustion so I stayed in the shade had some great water and cooled off and was quite refreshed. I slept thourgh the wind storm which was amazing in itself! I went for another swim that afternoon. We also got some slushies which were pretty dang solid! Ha also during that day on one of the boats they took down some people down to seven bays to take showers then they would call the cell phones that had service only a couple had service mine not included once they were ready. So Dwayne goes down to get them but he was gone for over half an hour so my uncle Rich gets a call on his VERIZON phone and said where you guys at and we told them so I hopped on a boat with Rich. We went to two rivers that is where I guess they ventured off too but no sign of them we circled around to the swimming area in two rivers no sight so we headed back to camp before that we saw Dwayne and he told us what he did and he headed back to camp while we went to two rivers! So Dwayne went back out there and got them after a detailed conversation on the phone. For dinner that night we had some lovely chicken and beans and chips and pops and stuff like that and boy oh boy it was really really really good! This was the 4th of July and my oh my Rich and Dwayne drank there asses off as did my uncle Russ but not as bad as these two clowns! We watched the fireworks show on the lake it was quite epic stuff legend could be told for ages about how good this show was! Dwayne Rich and my cousin Sean were drinking 100 proof Captain Morgans oh my God there was a lot of it to go around. Plus a lot of wine to drink and they freaking drank it all tapped it out dry! Wow they were really really really drunk and Dwayne and Rich were really really loud but freaking hilarious I think the whole lake could hear them we were up til 3am! We all played a game called a rock it's hard to explain on here but if you want to know I will enlighten you! Just hit me up and I will show you how it works oh great times. They were talking really loud talking out of there asses and I thought it was fantastic. I sang for them and I was amazing and they were blown away and after the song Drunken Dwayne said You must go to church! My cousin Sean kept telling my cousin Brian to stop talking shit ha ha over and over and over again and he goes you know what I'm saying and oh my god he was so tanked! There are a lot of stuff that night that happened what was said but they were so loud my aunt Robin comes out of the houseboat and says she had two pillows over her head and she could still hear us and said to calm down um that did not help matters it was a madness made in heaven. There were stories told and lots of drunkenness I did not drink but I did have a sip of what Sean was having and a couple swigs of wine which was nasty gave me a headache! They were getting a witness to biscuits and gravy and chicken fried state on there knees wow wish we got that on video! There is a lot of stuff that was said but I don't want to go into all the details these are just the highlights! Finally Sunday rolls around and my uncle Russ did not come out of the houseboat he was really hungover he had bad migraines and I think my aunt Robin and uncle Russ stayed until Monday so he can recover he was in bad shape. My cousin Sean said he wasn't hungover he felt fine then he proceeded to dry heave all over the place so he went home a little earlier that day! My uncle Rich woke up still drunk he said he likes it when he can work in his hangover the same day and he said he deserves this hangover! Oh and Dwayne I think he was hungover wow yeah but the dip in the water I guess revived them a little bit! They really got razzed Sunday morning about there antics it was fantastic. I almost forgot to mention my uncle Rich was wearing his shades out in pitch dark conditions until a couple hours later and I told him Rich you are wearing your shades and it's dark he took them off and said wow I can see wow... Oh and my uncle Russ he fell down a hill ha ha hilarious he hurt his knee I guess but it was funny! We had potatoes and sausages and all this stuff mixed up in a bowl and we had a great time and bacon and other stuff for breakfast! I went for another swim had a few swims in that day! We were packing up headed out and I had the runs because I was backed up first craps I took the whole time I was there it always happens to me when I go camping so sorry for the TMI! Ha anyways for lunch I had a couple sandwiches and trailmix and some pops and then we took the boat out to the docs at Seven Bays and loaded the boat and our stuff in the parking lot. Went to the store one last time and got some nice ice cream cones oh so good! I managed to get no sunburns on this trip yes I know shocking news over the wire! One more thing before I sign off, I bumped my head hard on the kitchen shelter tree log thing and hit it hard in this three knot log thing and wow I have 3 huge bumbs on my head it brought tears to my eyes felta bit dizzy but I am okay now but the bumbs are epic! That's my story and I'm sticking to it! Well until next time may the Oz always be with you so long!

Jerkface VS Jello!

Hello everybody it's Oz here posting Leah's blog from last week sorry we have been out of touch just got back in town last night from the great camping trip. Leah is in BAKO and loving it and I am now just getting around to posting her blog she texted me so this is going to be great grab a tissue because you will be crying from laughing so hard! I will now be typing exactly what she has sent me lock it in people! Oh the topic is who would win a fight between Jerry Seinfeld and Bill Cosby? All right here goes... So Cosby and Seinfeld are at the bar on trivia night. They've both had a few to drink, but Seinfeld may have had a bit too much... He looks at Cosby who is eating jello, and makes a joke about Cosby's mom. Bill doesn't really approve of this. He usually like to teach some sort of moral lesson when people do thing he doesn't approve of, but at this point he decides that Seinfeld isn't sober enough to remember the lesson. He's about to pull out a pudding cup to snack on, and Seinfeld makes another crack at Cosby's mom. In Bill's opinion, that just crossed the line. He put down his pudding and took a swing at Jerry. Jerry fell over, knocking the table on the ground. Pudding was all over the place! Seinfeldpulled Cosby to the ground, and there might as well have been a steel cage, because they were fighting WWE style. They were all over the place. Fists were flying and pudding was flying! Seinfeld was too drunk to punch straight, so he kept missing. Cosby is just not a fighter, so as you can imagine, he wasn't doing too well. Suddenly Cosby remembers some moves from Theo's karate class, and decides to try them out. He does some ninja kicks and karate chops, but unfortunately for him, Jerry Seinfeld is secretly a professional kickboxer. Seinfeld busts out some crazy kicks that could decapitate a person, but he's actually still pretty intoxicated, so he mainly breaks a lot of bar furniture and kicks some holes in walls. After an hour or so of karate chops and crazy kicks, Bill is getting pretty tired, and Seinfeld is starting to sober up. Seinfeld kicks harder than ever, and gets Bill in the chest. Luckily for Cosby, one of the reasons that he was the voice of jello is because he is made of jello. Seinfeld's food went deep into Bill's chest and got stuck. When he was finally able to yank it out, he pulled so hard, it caused him to fall flat on his back and hit his head pretty hard. It knocked him out cold. Seinfeld laid out on the ground passed out like a dead man and Cosby achieved victory! That's my story and I'm sticking to it! Hahaha...

MR.Potato Head VS Gumby!

Hey friends it's Oz here for a blog I was supposed to do last night but I got side tracked with farmtown so here I am again you can blame Leah for that one as usual! So welcome to this kid's toy edition of The Oz Files! Leah wants to know who would win a fight between Mr.Potatohead VS Gumby? Well well well what a nice refreshing surprise. You got the potatohead who is a short stubby dude with stickable noses, eyes ears, glasses, mustaches and so much more! Then you got Gumby who is just this twistable figure who is larger than life. So let's break down this match up the clash of titans. In one corner you go Mr. Potatohead who can sling the potatoes at ya because he is from Idaho the Potato state. I da ho you da ho ha ha couldn't resist! In the other corner you got Gumby who is so fast the speed of light couldn't catch him. Also he is so flexible he can avoid any obstacles thrown in his path! So let's get to the action shall we? Mr. Potatohead is waddling around the frm and throws two potatoes at Gumby but Gumby had it well scouted as he twisted his body to avoid the harvested materials! Gumby approaches Mr. Potatohead and he removes his eyes and ears so he can only smell and shave his mustache when it gets too hairy! Therefor Gumby jumps on Mr.Potatohead and starts whaling on him until he started to cry oh wait he has no eyes until he started to pout and that was all there was left of Mr. Potatohead just a bunch of tator tots! Yes it is a sad day but I think Taco Time had a nice time with free tots! That's my story and I'm sticking to it! Well until next time may the Oz always be with you so long!

Samantha VS Jeannie!

Hey friends it's Oz here for a double dip blog style edition of The Oz Files. I got my topic at a reasonable time but I kept chatting with Leah and Jen on Farmtown on Facebook so I kinda got sidetracked and got pretty tired so I hit the hay! However I am back and I do have some sad news to report. There will only be 4 blogs potentially 5 blogs this week because I'll be leaving to go camping Friday and Leah she is off to Bakersfield Thursday so she will be gone awhile but we will be in touch! So with all that being said here we go lock it in and lock it up! So tonight's blog topic according to Leah is who wins a fight between Samantha from Bewitched and Jeannie from I Dream Of Jeannie? Two shows I absolutely heart with a passion! Samantha and Jeannie have similar powers both can be gone in the blink of an eye. Then they will be back as soon as you can say Bakersfield! They both have men in there lives Darren for Samantha and the other dude on I Dream Of Jeannie but they aren't really an item but lots of flirting going on! Oh I just looked it up and the dude in I Dream Of Jeannie was Tony and they eventually married AWWW! So Jeannie has her Genie bottle that she has hibernated in when the occasion has arose! On the other hand Samantha has that broom and she can use it as a weapon! Samantha swings that broom around like they were numb chucks and then she trips Jeannie.... Then Samantha would take her broom and beat the piss out of Jeannie and therefor winning this amazing battle of sitcom beauties! That's my story and I'm sticking to it! Well until next time may the Oz always be with you so long!

Parker VS Kent!

Hey friends it's Oz here for a comic book hero fight edition of The Oz Files. So I have chosen the blog theme this week which will be who would win a fight... So tonight Leah wants to know who would win a fight between Peter Parker AKA Spiderman and Clarke Kent AKA Superman? So you got these two comic heroes I'm gonna be honest I haven't really seen Superman in action all that much. With all that being said let's get down to the business at hand. Superman flies around with his red cape as he rescues the world from the villains of this earth. I don't think he has many powers but he gets the job done. Also he has the cute and sexy Lois Lane as his other half which is fantastic. Terri Hatcher anybody she was good in the TV show. We now move to Spiderman who is a likable character. He's Peter Parker high school student who got bitten by a spider and turns into this super human hero as we now know as Spiderman. I have done a blog before on Spiderman so I think we all know where this is going. Parker has the ability to spins webs and climbs walls with his prickly things! He has the hottest girlfriend Mary Jane Kirsten Dunst anybody YEP! So Peter Parker would wrap Clarke Kent around with his web slinging abilities he would stomp on his face and Mr. Kent wouldn't be the same again. Lois Lane doesn't know what to think but she has shed a tear or two! So Peter Parker is the man and Spiderman will live on forever! That's my story and I'm sticking to it! Well until next time may the Oz always be with you so long!

Oh Christmas Tree!

Hey friends it's Oz here for an OH Christmas Tree edition of The Oz Files! So this is the blog that was supposed to be last night's blog but I was consumed by WWE programming and sports talk so I had to catch up! So the first blog today is the last memory blog and this one from Leah is funniest drunken memory (diving practice at the bowling alley excluded lol! Ha so I've had a lot of stories when I have been in a drunken state but none of them will come close to this one fabulous night in the northwest! So this happened a few years ago when I was experimenting with drinking and wow what a night! I went over to a guys house for a beer BBQ! What is a beer BBQ apparently it's where you have a BBQ with a lot of beer and other alcohol! I don't like beer but apparently on this night I did and I drank A LOT! I had like 5 or 6 hamburgs couple hot dogs and 9 beers and like a 5Th of vodka! I had some whiskey too wow I was an animal back in the day! I was so hammered that I was in the backyard with my pants down singing oh Christmas tree oh Christmas tree! Oh my goodness I did not remember this but this is what I was told. Also I was so hammered my friend was trying to get me to drink some water and I said no I don't' want that water! So he said it's VODKA and I drank that down and soon after I threw up everywhere! I slept outside in a sleeping bag and it rained that night and when I woke up oh my GOODNESS! I had the worst hangover in world history it got worse because when I got inside the house they blasted the music just to piss me off and my head was spinning! To top it all off I had to go to Sylvan Learning Center that morning for some math for an hour and oh my goodness was that a riot! I told my Tudor or whatever that I was a bit hungover and he thought it was fantastic! At the end of the lesson or whatever he said a letter I had to say a word that started with that letter and might I mind you I had a teenager also at the table so it was epicness! B Beer, V Vodka, W whiskey...... So we all had a nice laugh and after that whole thing went down I went back to my friends house not the one we had the beer BBQ but his house and I layed down for several hours. We finally went out for dinner and played mini golf at wonderland um one of my friends at the time did a full swing wow stupid! That's my story and I'm sticking to it! Well until next time may the Oz always be with you so long!